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I hate mosquitoes. Tell me about it.
Good night, I have arranged for mosquitoes to kiss you for me.
3. Get up in the middle of the night to beat mosquitoes and beat my blood.
This mosquito is so powerful that good children will turn into thunder gods.
5. Do you want it? I said to the mosquito outside the mosquito net naked! Ha ha.
6, Valentine's Day, everyone is talking in vain, only mosquitoes will never leave you!
7. Get up in the middle of the night to fight mosquitoes and wake yourself up.
8. I hit mosquitoes in the middle of the night. Mosquitoes are safe. My face is swollen on both sides.
9, red is a cinnabar brand heart, red is as mediocre as mosquito blood.
10, Xiao Hegang showed his sharp corner, and mosquitoes had already stood on it.
1 1, the belt is getting wider and wider, and people bitten by mosquitoes are gaunt.
12, I have been favored by mosquitoes since summer.
13, get up in the middle of the night to fight mosquitoes! There is no place to run when the tent is set up!
14, reject the big red envelope and give the baby a mosquito-free summer!
15, the clouds cover the sun and the summer heat dissipates. Although mosquitoes are crazy, they can't stop the autumn rain and autumn wind.
16. I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables when I take a shower every day.
17. For mosquitoes, sucking blood is like drinking bubble tea through a straw.
18, so many fat people, why only bite me?
19, I'm not a mosquito's wife, let it do whatever it wants.
Since you insist on biting me, I'll spray toilet water all over my body.
2 1, beginning of autumn, Orson km, crowded, hot, bitten by mosquitoes.
22. I am not your urgent syrup. Why do you always chase me?
23. My dream watered my efforts, and I made blood for mosquitoes.
24, miserable, miserable, this time mosquitoes came to us with lanterns.
25. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.
26, there are so many bags on my forehead, I don't know if they are mosquito bags or acne.
27. Sleeping naked in a mosquito net in summer lures mosquitoes and kills them.
28. Like your face, mosquitoes should not get in in summer.
29. So you must have a lot of mosquitoes in your stomach?
No matter where you go, you can't get rid of it.
3 1, Mozzie, I warn you, don't touch my handsome face!
32. Mosquitoes and I are lifelong enemies, mosquito killers.
Haven't seen you for half a year. Did you miss me? Your little cutie is back.
34, maybe you liposuction, what is the ability to suck blood.
35. A mosquito with a thin toe and a thin mouth grabbed a ruler and got up to be busy as a companion.
36. All the people who hurt me are women, and all the people who bite me are mosquitoes.
37. I don't sleep on a sultry summer night. Listen far away. Who is the guest?
Mom, mosquitoes just peed on my ass!
39, you have the ability to liposuction, what is the ability to suck blood?
40. Don't think that applause is encouragement, so do mosquitoes!
4 1, don't mess with me, I have been bitten to death by mosquitoes.
42, a poor woman, hungry in the middle of the night to fight mosquitoes.
43. Hey, you are full. Do you want another bite?
44. You smoke so much every day. What are you doing instead of smoking mosquitoes?
45. Mosquitoes are almost in. Don't let them get away.
Raising a son is like raising a mosquito. Stop fighting, he will bother you.
47. What I hate most in summer is mosquitoes.
48. Mosquitoes were killed and no one complained.
49. Wear colors that mosquitoes hate and spray perfume that mosquitoes hate.
50. It's the season of slapping yourself in the middle of the night and then looking bloody.
5 1, we met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? Let go of the baby.
Don't move when the mosquito bites you, hold your breath and suffocate.
53. You really feel guilty about being bitten by mosquitoes for so many bags.
I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.
55. I am on duty, and I fight flies and mosquitoes every day.
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