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Fairy tales of forest school
Tiger, the king of beasts in the forest, is going to hold a forest sports meeting for the animals in the forest. The animals couldn't wait to sign up for the Games when they heard the news.
On the day of the sports meeting, all the animals arrived at the scene on time. Tiger, the king of beasts, officially announced: "The sports meeting has begun!" As soon as the voice fell, the animals below cheered warmly. The first link is a race, in which the pony and the deer took part. Pony is full of energy and thinks: I must be the first in this competition. The deer thought to itself, I must run faster and win. Bang, bang, the tiger shot, and the deer and pony ran out like swords. The deer and pony were tired in the middle of running. The deer thought of the saying "persistence is victory" and ran quickly again. Finally, the deer won and the pony lost.
the second link is the high jump. Rabbit and kangaroo took part. Many animals laugh at the rabbit for being too short to surpass the kangaroo. The little rabbit didn't speak, but rallied his confidence. When the game was over, the kangaroo sat dejectedly on the floor, and the rabbit jumped three feet high. The animals bowed their heads and thought, we shouldn't have laughed at the rabbit before.
After the sports meeting, the small animals understand a truth: people who are confident and persistent can often win. Fairy Tales of Forest School 2
There are many cute little animals living in a beautiful forest. One day, Uncle Elephant thought, "How can we live a carefree life?" I want to open a forest school! " Uncle elephant found many workers to build this school, and it was built in a few days.
There is a sign in the middle of the school that says "Forest School", and there is also a sign at the door that says: "Lucky Treasure Forest School is now recruiting teachers and students!"
uncle elephant thought, "I can build the school well, of course I can come up with a curriculum." Sure enough, Uncle Elephant came up with a curriculum. The first lesson is math, the second lesson is Chinese, the third lesson is English, the fourth lesson is computer, the fifth lesson is music, the sixth lesson is comprehensive, and the seventh lesson is physical education. Many small animals signed up, but some small animals didn't come to school for fun.
In a blink of an eye, those small animals who went to school grew up, the white rabbit became a runner, the bear became a weightlifter, the bird became a singer, the elephant became a forest protector, and the tortoise became the general manager ...
What about those small animals who didn't go to school? They want to go out and are afraid of losing face. They want to go to school again and are afraid of being laughed at. In fact, there is a good saying: "It's never too old to learn", so don't be afraid of jokes. It's not too late to realize it. Fairy Tales of Forest School 3
In the beautiful big forest, there are some lively and lovely animals who live a happy life every day. But one day, their quiet and happy life was broken. It turned out that there was a terrible big lion in the forest. He was bullying and always liked to bully the small animals in the forest and make them do this and that. Some small animals were very dissatisfied with the lion's behavior, but at the thought of his terrible sharp teeth, they dared not resist. The small animals were not happy at all, and since then, the forest has lost their laughter.
The clever monkey and the brave crocodile saw many small animals being bullied, so they thought of a way to teach the lion a lesson. One day, the little monkey and crocodile said to the lion in panic, "Brother Lion, it's not good! Oh, no! There is a monster in the river who claims to be better than you, challenging you! He claims to be the king of the forest! " The lion flew into a rage and said to the monkey and crocodile, "Take me quickly. Look who is so bold! " When they came to the river, the lion saw a monster in the river that looked just like him. He was so angry that he pounced on it and fell into the water. The lion can't swim, so he has to shout for help. Just then, the little monkey found a cane on a tree by the river. He pulled it and felt it was strong, so he made a rope with it and put it on the lion. The crocodile quickly climbed into the water and pushed the lion from underwater, one pushing and one pulling. It took them a lot of effort to pull the lion ashore like a drowned rat. The little monkey and crocodile took the lion to the hospital. The lion was ill, and all the animals in the forest came to visit him and brought many gifts. The lion was moved and ashamed, and expressed remorse for what he had done before.
Since then, the lion will never bully the small animals in the forest. If there are small animals in need, he will help them enthusiastically! Since then, the forest has resumed its old laughter! Fairy Tales of Forest School 4
Long, long ago, the animals in the forest decided to set up a school for the children, and named it Forest School. This heavy responsibility fell on Grandpa White Bearded Goat. Grandpa goat is a wise man in the forest. He can pinch and calculate everything, but he still wants to listen to the opinions of children and run schools according to the ideas of small animals. Grandpa goat called all the animals together and kindly said, "I'll send you to visit the school run by humans at the foot of the mountain. Come back and tell me what you think."
the small animals went down the hill quietly.
The swallow was the first to go back to the mountain. When he saw Grandpa Goat, he shouted, "Great! Great! The school at the foot of the mountain actually writes with chalk! I think we should write on the blackboard with water. "
grandpa goat was surprised when he heard this. He hid wisdom from his eyes, sipped his mouth and flashed his white beard. He tugged at his thin fingers and counted: a teacher in a class grinds off about 5 pieces of chalk every day, and the chalk dust floats in the air and is inhaled by students. After removing some of it, each child eats an average of half a piece of chalk every day. Twenty percent of human diseases are caused by sitting in the classroom and eating chalk dust when I was a child.
After the calculation, Grandpa Goat broke out in a cold sweat and said to himself, "It's really terrible! You can only write with water on the blackboard. That's a great idea. "
Then it was Little Rabbit who came back to report. He was in a hurry, and a row of small bubbles appeared on his lips. As soon as he entered the door, he shouted," Great! Great! The school at the foot of the mountain actually has morning self-study and evening self-study. These are demons. They must not enter our forest school. Or I'll go on a hunger strike. "
Grandpa Goat's face suddenly changed when he heard this. He simply closed his eyes and calculated with his heart: self-study in the morning and self-study in the evening can improve students' grades by .5%, but when they grow up, 98% of them will suffer from insomnia and 78% will suffer from lifelong weariness.
Grandpa Goat was scared by his own calculation result and opened his eyes. He was stunned for a long time before he recovered his mind. He happily said to Little Rabbit, "Your idea is very good, and you will never let the devil go up the mountain!"
The little frog hurried back, too. He stood in front of Grandpa Goat, and he was so anxious that he stammered, "Great! Great! Chinese, one! Mathematics, one! " As he spoke, he held out a finger of his right hand and gestured in the air.
everyone looked at each other, wondering what he was talking about. Grandpa goat took the frog's hand and said, "Don't worry, speak slowly."
The little frog said, "There is only one math teacher and one Chinese teacher in each class in Yamashita School. This is terrible! It's incredible! "
Hearing this, Grandpa Goat's expression suddenly froze. He moved his finger and immediately worked out the result: this arrangement will reduce students' curiosity by 8%, curiosity by 6% and communication skills by 5% ... If a teacher has a problem, it will be as terrible as a tsunami. If a student hates one of their teachers, it will be a catastrophe. No wonder some students give their teachers nicknames, such as "killer" and "extinct teacher" ... This arrangement is too unscientific.
Grandpa Goat said excitedly to the little frog, "Your idea is wonderful. Our forest school has at least eight Chinese teachers and six math teachers in each class. "
The small animals kept returning to the forest, and Grandpa Goat listened to their ideas seriously and figured out how to solve the problems one by one.
Satisfied the children's fantasy, the forest school founded by Grandpa Goat finally started.
Forest School is really a magical school. She graduates a group of students every month, and has graduated for 1 times so far. All the animals who come out of it are healthy, happy and full of wisdom all their lives ... Fairy Tales of Forest School 5
The annual forest art festival has opened again. There are crowds of people on the lawn. Everyone is welcoming the opening of the art festival. The lion king solemnly announced: "This art festival is officially opened!" Suddenly colorful flags fluttered and balloons took off. Those balloons were spelled into two characters: art, and everyone said in unison, "What a spectacle!" "
Suddenly, a wonderful song came to everyone's ears. It turned out that the lark, known as the king of songs, was singing. Its song was euphemistic, beautiful and pleasant.
Then the beautiful dancing king, Peacock, came on stage. It spread its tail feathers high. The beautiful tail spread out slowly like a fan in a fairy's hand, and it was like a transparent pearl sprinkled on it. It was very beautiful. When the tail is opened, it is bright and colorful, which makes people see things in a blur. Its dancing has completely eliminated everyone's fatigue.
The puppy took part in a painting contest. Its paintings are vivid and beautiful.
The little monkey bounced out. He performed acrobatics. He hopped up the ladder, leveled the tightrope, and crossed the tightrope smoothly. The scene was really breathtaking. Then, he performed many wonderful programs, such as: drilling fire rings, swinging high, and other stunts, which won cheers from the audience.
"The wonderful game is over." The lion king said, "after the comments of the public jury, I announced that the lark won the singing award, the peacock won the dancing award, the puppy won the painting award, and the little monkey won the stunt award. Everyone is the best. This forest art festival is the most wonderful one ever!"
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