A cynical and funny sentence

In this way, don't think too much, life goes on, and there are many troubles every day. Don't bring too much emotion into your ordinary life. The following are the classic funny sentences about cynicism that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

A cynical and funny remark 1. Everything can be fake in this society, but I can't tolerate money being fake.

2, the most considerate thing for you is shoes, don't feel dirty. That's because your road is not clean.

3. It is a kind of happiness for a woman to kiss a man, and it is a kind of luck for a man to kiss a woman.

The so-called alma mater is a school where we scold a thousand times a day and don't allow others to insult us.

There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, changing their epitaphs from time to time.

6. I am Altman. My height and gourd skills are more changeable than Transformers.

7. My heart is not a bus. You can take it if you have a seat.

8. You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering into a sandstorm.

9. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

10, I cried after watching the water margin TV series. Emma Wu Dalang lives in the middle of the building. I'm not even as good as selling chef's cakes.

1 1. Handsome Bai has been unable to find a wife since he was appointed as the protector. Wukong asked why, and with tears streaming down his face, he said, They say everything is a cloud.

12, my pursuit in this life is very simple, I just want two flowers, which are:? Have money to spend? And then what? Spend what you want. .

13, every day, 50% of the time is spent despising yourself, and the other 50% is spent forgiving yourself. It's called entanglement.

14, even if the man in front of you is good at everything, everything is good, and there are advantages everywhere, and he doesn't love you, you will never change this shortcoming.

15, in this country, being a person who cares about the country and the people is the most stupid and painful. The country doesn't like it, and the people don't care.

16, it's getting cold, so I can confidently stop taking a shower for a few days.

17, what makes women forget is feelings, and what makes men forget is feelings.

18, how lovely the world would be if the grades could rise as fast as the house price.

19, the difference between an affair and an affair is that the former engages in the latter.

20. The proudest thing a man can say in his life is that his wife is waiting for me to eat at home.

2 1, when I was a child, regardless of Chinese and mathematics, as long as the questions were given, it was Xiao Ming. I am still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

22. That's it. Don't think too much. Life goes on. There are many troubles every day. Don't bring too many emotions into your normal life.

23. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

24. What is a bad guy? Men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night.

We always say that as long as we wait, the right person will appear. What I want to say is, after waiting for so many years, please give me a fucking answer. Are you stuck in traffic or lost?

Cynical funny sentence 2 1, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I miss you so much!

2. I'm drunk and I'm not satisfied with anyone. Just hold the wall!

3. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

5. Men don't make money, women are anxious, and men make money and women regret it.

6. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

7. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

9. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

10, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

1 1. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

12, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

13, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

14, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

15, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and tired.

16, things are often like this, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a bad horse, there may not be a returning grass waiting for you.

You have to work hard! For your Audi, my Dior.

18, there is love besides teeth.

19, the piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

2 1, don't say sorry to me, because we don't matter.

22, saying that money is evil, it is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; Said it was too cold up there,

Crawling; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

23, hands in pockets, nobody loves.

24. I like you so much that you will die.

25. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

26. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

27, shameless, if done well, it is called excellent psychological quality!

28, hum, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

29. If the exam could reward QB, the country would have been rich and strong.

30. Youth is dedicated to the house and middle age to the children.

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