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How to make your girlfriend happy through WeChat?

First, WeChat's girlfriend is happy.

1. My girlfriend gave me a Bugatti for my birthday last month, and I haven't finished it yet. Thousands of dollars, too tired to put together.

Today, I learned that the quickest way to refuse street hawking is not "thank you, I don't need it", but "I am your colleague".

3. Eat by yourself: 15 yuan. Sleeping trough is really expensive. Invite your girlfriend to dinner: 150 yuan, dear. Is that enough? Do you want some more?

4. I always think that Keyboard Man is not worthy of this chivalrous word, and should be called Keyboard Man.

High-speed rail is really a magical means of transportation, which can always arrange the noisiest children in the world to your side! After four hours on the bus, I have been forced to watch more than ten episodes of Peggy Piggy.

It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.