Jokes from China when talking to Americans.

He said to his friend next to him, "Look, old black, really black." As a result, he looked at me and said, "You are white!"

Two women and a foreign man take the elevator together. One woman saw the foreigner's chest hair is very long, so she said to the other, Look at the foreigner's chest hair, it's so sexy. Who knows that the foreigner suddenly replied: thank you!

My girlfriend and I were playing at the roller skating rink, and her girlfriend fell down repeatedly. I said, "pig, look at that foreign beauty over there. She is much taller than you. How well she rows." As a result, she stepped over and said, "Thank you." Dizzy, I quickly said in English, "Not at all."

A foreign buddy came to learn "How are you?" I see. This is for meeting and greeting. After seeing China's friend, he said happily, "How are you?" I was surprised to see each other and thought I was wrong. I thought, "How's your mother?" The other party was even more surprised and pondered again: "Hello, Mom?"

Unexpected humorous dialogue between China people and foreigners.

Once my father climbed the Great Wall and walked, and saw a tall white man sitting on the steps. Father said to the people around him, "Look at that foreigner. It's boring to climb up." The white man said, "Can't I have a rest?"

Once, I ate casserole in an open-air stall in a residential area, sweating profusely and intoxicated, next to NTU's staff dormitory. As a result, a young woman from China walked past me with a little black girl about five years old, looking back at me while walking, drooling. Finally, she suddenly said in standard Nanjing words, "Mom, I want to eat casserole!" " I hardly spit out a mouthful of fans.

On the subway, I saw a foreigner, and my mother took a daughter. This little girl is so beautiful, just like a doll. Then an uncle next to him asked in standard English: Where are you from? The little girl replied coldly and impatiently: America.

I went to Beijing on a weekend and wanted to invite my classmates to keep me company. She was lazy and refused to go with me, so she had to go alone. On the subway, I sat next to a foreign GG, who was quite beautiful. I called my classmate and said to her, "Don't come with me, I will make you regret it for the rest of your life!" I tell you, the foreign GG sitting next to me looks like Brad Pitt, so beautiful ~ ~ ~ "When I put the phone down, I found GG smiling at me, my heart thumped and my face was burning. That foreign GG really said to me: Miss, your profile is also very beautiful! ..... I can't wait to jump!

Unexpected humorous dialogue between China people and foreigners.

When I was in college, several of our classmates took elective courses. After it was done, an African brother came to the first row, which was very dark. One of my classmates blurted out, "It's fucking black", and I didn't want foreigners to look back and just say, "It's fucking yellow!" We collapsed on the spot!

I come from Jinan. Once my father's colleague went to the United States on business and went to the supermarket to buy things and discussed them in Jinan dialect. At this time, an American came over and asked in standard Jinan dialect, "Are you from Jinan?" ! "My colleague was sweating and chatted for a while. It turns out that this foreigner is an American descendant and stayed in China in the previous war. Colleagues asked him, "How is your English?" The foreigner patted his thigh and said, "English is so fucking hard to learn!" " !"

There is a tall black girl in the Foreign Language College of our school. Once sitting next to her in a restaurant, my buddy and I whispered, "Look at that silly girl from Africa ~ Do you dare to hit on her?"

Before the buddy could speak, the woman turned around and said, "Nonono ~ I'm from California. Which one of you wants to hit on me? "

The buddy waited for a while: "Sorry, he's asking me if I dare to hit on you." "Do you dare?" "Dare ... just strange! I dare not! "

I'm spitting ...

Once, I took a photo at the seaside rock, and a handsome foreign guy was taking a photo of a foreign women. My MM turned around and said, "Hey ~ Look at that handsome foreign guy ~ It's a pity that that woman is too ugly ~ ~" As a result, the foreign MM came over and said in pure Qingdao words, "Is it tender or not?" Sweating like a pig.