There are three English jokes suitable for Grade Three students, which must be translated in Chinese. The most important thing is funny, short and pithy.

One night, two young people were walking in the street together. They tried to find an opportunity to steal. Their clock struck twelve. Most people have gone to bed. Soon, they came to a house. It seemed that everyone in the house was asleep. Standing at the front door, one person whispered to another in English, "You wait here. I went around the back door and went in. " Suddenly, a dog ran out of the house and barked at them. The two men were very scared and ran away as fast as they could. Finally, they stopped at a remote place. The man said breathlessly, "That's too bad. I didn't expect this dog to understand English. "

One night, two young people were walking in the street together. They want a chance to steal. Their clock struck twelve. Most people have gone to bed. They came to a big house and everyone seemed to sleep at home. Standing at the door, an English-speaking deep voice said, "You wait here. I went around the back door and went into the house. " Suddenly, a dog ran out of the house and barked at them. They are both afraid and run as fast as they do. Finally, they stopped at a remote place. The man panted, "This is too bad. I didn't expect dogs to understand English. "