Funny dialogue between teachers and students

Xiaoming series jokes recommended. This is a carnival of teacher-student relationship created by countless netizens, with different styles, but relatively funny. In particular, the "get out" series is widely circulated. Here are a few examples:

one

Teacher: "In Chinese characters, where there are three water points, there must be water, such as rivers, lakes and seas ..."

Xiaoming: "Desert."

Teacher: "Get out!"

Xiao Ming: "I didn't see water when I rolled!" " "

Teacher: "Get out!"

two

Teacher: "Xiao Ming, what did you eat for your birthday yesterday?"

Xiao Ming took out a toothpick, pulled out a piece of shredded pork from his teeth and put it in front of the teacher. He said, "Yesterday's food has been digested. At noon today. Very fresh. Give it a try ... "

Teacher: "get out."