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Long-distance relationships are all thumbs, which makes girlfriends happy.
2. You will always be the most elegant, abnormal and charming in my heart.
I dare not say that I will like you all my life, at least in the few years when I can see you, I just want to be nice to you.
Dear, will you forgive me? As long as you will forgive me, I will use my life to make up for my mistakes. Just let me pay in installments slowly, and I'll make you happy, okay?
I swear, after many years, I still love you as I do now.
My dream is to realize all your wishes.
7. You know, I have been lonely for a hundred years just to wait for you, and my love songs for thousands of nights are only for you.
9. Turn on the phone and wait for you, turn off to avoid you, turn off to forget you, and forget the number when it expires!
10. The closed heart is finally opened by you, and only a small space can accommodate you. You are the only one in my heart, because there is no room for the second person.
1 1. Don't be paranoid in the future, okay? I know you are paranoid because you are afraid that we will be separated, that I will not love you one day, and that someone better than you will attract me. Don't be afraid of all this A sea of people. I met you and chose you, because there is only you there, and I love you the most.
12. I love you, with my passion in my past sadness and my childhood loyalty. ...
13. If you love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to let her go for her happiness.
14. I miss you very much at the moment. Please take good care of yourself for me.
15. I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.
16. When I saw you, I felt like I was in the Forbidden City, because everything on you was precious. I wanted to hug you gently, but I was afraid I would break you.
You are the only one for me.
18. My thoughts evaporated into clouds, and then it rained, but I couldn't bear to get wet.
19. I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.
I love you, please believe me, I can't guarantee that I am the best, but I will try my best to do better.
Long-distance relationships make girlfriends happy. 2 1. At the moment I met you, all my luck ran out.
I love you until the end of the world.
I won't allow you to cry, because if you still cry when I'm around, it proves that I'm useless. What else do you want me to do? !
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. Happy birthday to myself.
25. The spring breeze kisses you and you smile; Rose kisses you, and you are happy; Mosquitoes kiss you and you applaud; I kiss you, you are happy. Hehe, today is Valentine's Day. Kissing you is not negotiable!
26. You are so tacky that you always send your own selfie photos. Just seeing you makes my hands ache.
27. You are my first and last love.
28. I think I will still love you as much as I do now after 50 years.
29. Just be comfortable with yourself, and I'll get used to the rest.
30. I really can't replace the feeling of missing you with one sentence.
3 1. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.
Think about the joy of watching the sunrise and sunset with me.
33. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness, like a cloud, flew away at once.
I told you last night that we should break up. It was just a moment of excitement.
Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.
36. I won't allow you to be graceful and don't care about the temperature. Put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!
37. What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!
I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. To be a woman, you have to be open-minded and broad-minded to be happy and obedient!
39. You came into my life and I have been preparing for you all my life.
40. Next time I see you, I will definitely save all my body temperature and give you a warm hug.
In fact, when you think about it carefully, when you don't have someone you like, it is often the most relaxed and happy time. Although I feel lonely occasionally, all the time is my own.
42. There is always someone whose short message can make me smile immediately.
You know, if you say you love me, I think I own the whole world.
As long as you are by my side, I am the happiest person in the world, regardless of wealth or not. ?
Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.
46. I am greedy for fireworks. You are impartial.
47. All I want in my life is to spend time with you and be in the same place with you.
48. After knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly.
49. It is very unfortunate to tell you that at the moment you received this message, you have been poisoned by the most terrible poison on earth! And I visited all the planets in the galaxy, and no one can solve it! The only way is: you have to miss me!
50. The mountains and rivers are flat and the scenery on earth is beautiful. Will you watch it with me, girl? At sunrise and sunset, white clouds rise.
5 1. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't help thinking about you. ...
52. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. ...
Drink your wine of love, if you don't refill it, you will die of thirst all your life.
54. What you see is the real me, a kind of endless touching, touching that you and I are the most beautiful beings in this world!
I'm going to sleep, because all my dreams are about you.
56. I don't allow you to stay up late for the same reason as the second one. Health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!
If possible, I would like to spend every moment of my life with you.
I won't allow you to cross the road alone. At the moment, the driver is fierce. I will hold your hand and send you safely to the other side!
59. Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?
60. I don't want to be gentle for a short time, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.
Happy sentences of long-distance girlfriend (60 highlights)
I won't allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don't want to have panda eyes the next day!
2. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.
3. Start waiting for you, turn off to avoid you, turn off to forget you, and forget the number when it expires!
In fact, when you think about it carefully, when you don't like someone, it is often the most relaxed and happy time. Although I feel a little lonely occasionally, all the time is my own.
Don't be paranoid in the future, okay? I know the reason for your paranoia is that you are afraid that we will be separated, that I will not love you one day, and that someone better than you will attract me. Don't be afraid of all this A sea of people. I met you and chose you, because there is only you there, and I love you the most.
6. I can't bear to leave your kindness to me. I can't bear to part with my love for you, my memories of the past and my thoughts of the present, my little past and the happiness you gave me. I don't want to lose you, let alone lose you. Forgive me.
7. I really can't think of your mood in one sentence.
8. You brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life.
9. I really want to hold you from this moment on, hold you tightly and walk towards God.
10. Next time I see you, I will definitely save all my body temperature and give you a warm hug.
1 1. I love you. * * * Let's pass the message to your favorite person (her). Let his (her) teeth bask in the sun, and let him (her) feel your love by the way, and suddenly understand that this life is only for catching you. On the day I love you, I wish you a single person to hold hands with the other half as soon as possible, wish you in love to enter the marriage hall as soon as possible, and wish married people a long life together.
12. I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness.
13. When I met you, all my luck ran out.
14. If life deceives you, don't complain, hug me.
15. If you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.
16. Maybe I don't have love as ardent as sunshine or as long as running water. All I know is that I have always loved you.
17. The road I walked was muddy, flat, happy and sad. The scenery I have seen includes mountains and seas, as well as dilapidated jungles. I have met many people, interesting and boring, but I like you best.
18. Sir, if possible, I would like to turn into the spring breeze in March and suddenly jump into your arms with a little peach blossom fragrance.
19. I swear, after many years, I still love you as I do now.
20. No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person.
The happiness of a long-distance girlfriend (part two) 2 1. You know, I've been lonely for a hundred years just to wait for you, and my love songs for thousands of nights are only for you.
22. If I am alive and the greatest gift from God is life, then life without you will be the greatest gift from God in my mission.
I won't allow you to shout at me. Save it. Doesn't your throat hurt? It still hurts to shout it out!
24. Don't look at the ups and downs of the world coldly, and give each other the energy of happiness. You are the charming lang in my old dream. The tide of love rises and falls, and the previous waves push the previous waves. After many years, the family relationship is still lingering!
25. I miss you so much! If the breeze is affectionate, please take away my thoughts of you, and I will care about you all my life; If Baiyun is interested, please bring my love to you. I am willing to make love with you forever!
26. The person who can marry you must be very happy.
27. Really, what if I lost you and won the world?
28. If you feel tired, turn around and hide in my arms. Even though I am younger than you and my arms are not big enough and warm enough, I will try my best to hold you tight and will not let go of my hand. I will be very gentle with you.
I told you last night that we should break up. It was just a moment of excitement.
No matter how strong the sun is, no matter how raging the storm is, no matter how bleak the night is, no matter how hopeless the hope is, I will never leave your house if you insist on not forgiving.
3 1. I won't allow you to distrust me. I will fulfill my promise and promise to you!
32. A few bottles of beer and two lines of nonsense. If you listen carefully, every word is I miss you.
I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like the warm sun in early spring.
34. The sky is blue and the ground is wide. My heart is gone. Holding the breeze, scattering acacia, holding the drizzle, complaining for a long time; Thinking of you, thinking of you and looking at you, my heart has already fallen for you! Can you understand my love?
I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more than before.
36. The closed heart is finally opened by you, and the narrow space can only accommodate you. You are the only one in my heart, because there is no room for the second person.
37. You will always be the most elegant, abnormal and charming person in my heart.
38. I like you, your eyebrows and your temper, not you.
39. Love means different times, different places and different people. Only you and I are the same. Time is changing and space is changing. The only constant is the infinite yearning for you.
Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.
Long-distance girlfriend makes you happy (Chapter 3) 4 1. There is no special reason to love someone, just because you are you.
42. I won't allow you to be confused, little fool. Don't doubt whether I love you or not!
43. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.
44. I won't allow you to be lonely. My love and thoughts will always be with you. With them, you won't feel lonely!
45. There is always a place and a person that will move you and make you want to stay. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable. I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.
46. True love needs to wait. Everyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.
You know, if you say you love me, I think I own the whole world.
48. As long as I love you, I want nothing more.
49. You are the one I want to show off to the world, but I can't bear to share it with anyone.
I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
5 1. I won't allow you to stay up late, for the same reason as the second one, health is the capital of revolution, and I don't want you to die before me!
52. I am greedy for fireworks. You are impartial.
53. Seize the years, even if youth is gone, it will only accompany you.
People are so strange that they don't say a word when they are deeply wronged, but cry when they hear comfort.
55. I don't allow you to wash with cold water, because women are feminine and cold water will increase Yin Qi, so be sure to use warm water!
56. Do you think if one day you become unattractive and old-fashioned, will I stop loving you? When one day you are ten years older, the world is ten years older, and I am ten years older, don't be afraid that you are old. No matter when and what you look like, I love you, whether you are 50 or 50, whether I am 60 or 60.
57. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.
I won't allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you!
59. I have never taught me so deeply as you.
60. I have love words in my mouth, sunshine in my body, love in my mind, panic in my soul and you in my heart.
Sentences that make girlfriends happy in different places
I can't promise to make you happy, but I will be the happiest person in the world.
I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. To be a woman, you have to be open-minded and broad-minded to be happy and obedient!
I won't let you leave me. My best score in rice running is 100 second. Non-abnormal girls should run, but you can't!
All I want in my life is to spend time with you and be in the same place with you.
People are so strange that they don't say anything when they are deeply wronged, but cry when they hear comfort.
6. Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around.
7. Do you think if one day, you become unattractive and your face is old, will I not love you? When one day you are ten years older, the world is ten years older, and I am ten years older, don't be afraid that you are old. No matter when and what you look like, I love you, whether you are 50 or 50, whether I am 60 or 60.
8. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.
9. two of a kind will spark love, thus burning life and illuminating the journey of life. On the way forward, no matter how difficult it is, there will always be someone to accompany you and support each other. When I am happy, I share my happiness with you, and when I am sad, I share my sadness with you.
10. I won't allow you to swear. There is no reason. It's just a personal opinion, which will affect your image. Do it yourself!
1 1. You have brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life.
12. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.
13. I have surrendered unconditionally for you. Please sign a love contract!
14. I have love words in my mouth, sunshine in my body, love in my mind, panic in my soul and you in my heart.
15. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!
16. I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine!
17. I swear, after many years, I still love you as I do now.
18. I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Until now, no one can beat me unless I let you!
19. I have no ambition, I just want you.
20. Holding you is a sign of your heart, and kissing you is considerate!
Sentences that make girlfriends happy in different places (Chapter 2) 2 1. It's all your fault, distracting me from everything I do.
I told you last night that we should break up. It was just a moment of excitement.
23. After knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly.
24. My world is only known to you, and I promise you everything.
As long as you are by my side, I am the happiest person in the world, whether I am rich or not. ?
26. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.
27. In my heart, you are the most beautiful. Maybe you think there are many people who look better than you, and there are many people who are better than you. However, I just like you. No matter how good others are, it is not you. There is only one you in the world, a little better than you, a little worse than you, and none of them are you. And I love you just because you are so unique.
28. You will always be the most elegant, abnormal and charming person in my heart.
29. Let me personally make you a cup of tea, add a piece of rock sugar, inject a cavity of enthusiasm, and dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit.
30. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. All I know is that I have always loved you.
3 1. No dress fits like your love, and no decoration is as charming as your love.
32. Spring flowers, autumn moon and winter snow in Xia Feng are all beautiful, but your heart is the four seasons I want to visit most.
Dear, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, and it looked very tired and painful, so I turned to texting, which was beautiful and not expensive!
34. What you see is the real me, an endless touch that you and I are the most beautiful beings in this world!
35. When you are sweet, you are my baby; When I am bored, you are my cat; When I am sad, you are my big brother; When you are spoiled, you are my support; In fact, I want to tell you loudly that you are all to me.
I won't love you forever, until the day you die. I will love you forever until the second I die.
37. I won't allow you to be elegant and tepid. Put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!
38. You know, I have been lonely for a hundred years just to wait for you, and my love songs for thousands of nights are only for you.
39. A thousand cups are not drunk, but I am drunk when I see your smile.
40. Why did you hurt me and make me like you so much?
Sentence (3) 4 1. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.
42. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.
43. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.
44. Loving you is the theme song of my life, and wind, frost, rain and snow are the melody of loving you. I repeat this song every day, hoping to spend every day with you.
45. You sit by my side, and the wind in the world is half mine and half yours.
46. I love you, please believe me, I can't guarantee that I am the best, but I will try to do better.
47. Let me tell you what love is without words.
48. Only you know my world.
49. I won't allow you to rain without an umbrella. Although women are made of water, they will catch a cold when they are wet, and I will feel distressed!
50. Loneliness is a cigarette, and missing is a tear. In the misty smoke, I saw your handsome face, as if it were as touching as when we first met.
5 1. The best smell in the world is when you are held.
52. Life is a long way. Let me go with you. I want to work with you to create a sky that belongs to us.
53. The story is long and the ending is short. I started the story, and it ends with you. Give an ending and marry me.
I won't allow you to cross the road alone. At the moment, the driver is fierce. I will hold your hand and send you safely to the other side!
55. Do you know that there is a person who always misses you and cares about you? Your smiling eyes, like starlight, adorn my heart curtain and shine every night.
56. You are the one who has always supported me in my most difficult time!
57. True romance has nothing to do with money. True romance is to hold hands with your lover and walk through ups and downs together. No matter what hardships you experience, you have to wait for the other person to die. May you be happy!
I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.
59. Meeting you is luck. It takes more effort to fall in love with you.
60. Love blurted out inadvertently is the simplest love in the heart.
Long-distance love to coax a boyfriend
1. It's my fault to love you, and it's my fault not to love you. I would rather let a beautiful mistake be born than miss any chance to say: I love you.
Ice and snow can't cool my love for you, typhoon can't blow away my thoughts of you, noise can't drown out my heartfelt feelings for you, and darkness can't hide my deep affection for you.
No matter how many years have passed, no matter how far I have gone, I deeply miss that road, the road that once let me meet you.
4. Spring flowers are in full bloom, and you are the dew on the petals, crystal clear; Autumn leaves fall, you are fine lines on the leaves, mature and beautiful; In my heart, you are pure and steady, simple and dignified, and beauty is both exposed and hidden in my heart. You are the person I want to find in my life. Can I hold hands with you forever in this life?
5. When I am happy, I miss you; I miss you very much when I am sad. Miss you very much when you are happy; When I am depressed, I just miss you; I miss you more when I laugh; I miss you very much when I cry; When I miss you, I can't help thinking of you.
6. Flowers bloom and fall is the sound of time, and fate is the arrangement of fate. It is you who lit the love of my life and built the flame of true feelings with tenderness. I am willing to use my life to interpret you and love you. No matter where you are, I will follow you!
Since my choice is you, I decided to stay with you all my life. No matter whether you are rich or poor, handsome or ordinary, what I value is only your noble personality and responsibility for life.
8. When I first saw you, you quietly walked into my heart; At the moment of holding hands, my body was shaking; Holding your waist, my heart is warmed; Kissing your lips, I made an oath in my heart. Love you forever!
Dear, the first thing I do when I get up every day is to miss you! The second thing is: look at your photos! The third thing is: pray for you! Dear, please forgive me for leaving, because I love you so much.
10. The breeze is accompanied by the bright moon, and thoughts come with the wind. There is infinite love and affection. I want to use all my heart and brain cells, just for you, just for your heart!
1 1. If you decide to leave a person, you must act quickly and cut the gordian knot; If you decide to fall in love with someone, spend more time to see if it really suits you.
12. If there is anything worthy of my praise between heaven and earth, it is because I met you that I became so different.
13. If allowed, I really want to forget you. But this will never be done? You have hugged my shoulder, and there is infinite tenderness in your eyes. Don't leave me, I need you.
14. I want to take care of you by SMS, telling you to pay attention to your health and not make you lonely. I would like to follow you all the time, make you happy and make you feel far away. I am happy when you are happy, and I am happy when I am with you.
15. I like the feeling of being in love, even if my surname tells me it's not true, I'm still stubborn. I want my surname to introduce me, just because the meeting is so beautiful.
16. I like your smell, miss your mood, recall your dependence and look forward to a bright future. Infinite scenery is not as good as you, because loving you is always dependent, and having you in this life is my greatest blessing!
17. Falling in love is a wonderful feeling. Knowing you, knowing each other and falling in love have made this beautiful. I love you deeply, thank you! I would like to join hands with you for a lifetime, love you for a lifetime, accompany you for a lifetime, and stay together for a lifetime!
18. Acquaintance is fate, and parting is affection! Although I love you, I still want to leave you! Distance will produce beauty and make me miss you more!
19. I want to see you. Without you, I close my eyes and shake all of you. In fact, my heart has never left. I just want to be with you in my life. The most important thing in the world is you!
20. There is no reason to miss you and love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains and my clothes when it is cold.
2 1. Look for clues, there are clues for you, and omit the colorful fireworks without you. Time is the abbreviation of my missing, and my heartbeat swells to infinity in sincerity. Honey, I love you.
22. You can meet someone in a minute, like someone in an hour and love someone in a day, but it may take a lifetime to forget someone!
23. I care for your happy kiss; Exchange my infatuation for a kiss from your heart; With my heart, in exchange for your determination to kiss.
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