7 joke: Understand the "way to get along" between husband and wife. Whether you are married or unmarried, you will be twice as happy!

Some people say that "husband and wife are in debt."

Although the quarrel seems to hurt feelings,

But after every argument,

If we can find problems from it,

Solve it together,

Isn't it also a warming of feelings?

Let's look at seven jokes.

Learn how to get along with the other half!

Keep watching. ...

(1) I'm not a plumber.

There is a couple whose husband is watching TV and eating melon seeds.

Suddenly, my wife shouted in the kitchen:

"Husband, can you help me repair the lamp? 」

The husband said impatiently, "I'm not a plumber!" " 」

Before long, the wife cried again:

"Husband, can you help me repair the refrigerator? 」

The husband said impatiently, "I am not an electrical repairman!" " 」

After a while, the wife shouted again:

"Husband, can you help me repair the door of the wine cabinet? 」

Husband feels very annoyed,

Said angrily, "I'm not a carpenter!" " 」

Then I went outside to drink to relieve boredom. An hour later,

My husband feels guilty,

Decided to go home and fix those things.

But when I got home, I found that everything had been repaired.

He asked his wife, "Why is everything fixed? 」

The wife said, "After you left home, I sat outside the door sadly.

It happened that a handsome young man passed by and learned about it.

Care, I can fix it for you!

But you can choose to make me a cake or make out with me once!

The husband said, "What kind of cake did you make for him?"

The wife replied, "I'm not a cake maker."

interpret

With the responsibility of marriage,

Try doing any housework, even if you don't do it yourself.

There must also be a solution, not saying, "I can't do this."

Just shirking the responsibility that originally belonged to you.

(2) Cooking

The husband scolded:

"You burn this where is green vegetables? Waxy yellow. 」

The wife immediately replied, "You come home so late every day,

Of course, I didn't know they had "youth" on my spatula. 」

interpret

When we began to pay attention to the handsome guys and beautiful women around us,

When you feel that the people next to you are not as brilliant as they used to be,

Please don't forget,

The best years of his (her) life are with us.

(3) A woman's heart

Complaint madam, sir:

"You know nothing about a woman's heart,

I never want to say what I like to hear. 」

Sir: "well, just remind me what you like to hear." 」

Madam: "At least the name should be changed.

Don't always call me "wife", call me three words, be more intimate. 」

Sir: "I see, old woman." 」

interpret

When the other person is in high spirits,

Don't say anything disappointing,

Or do something disappointing,

Understand that happiness and happiness run together.

(4) Comparison

Xiao Lin said to his wife:

You always compare with Xiao Yang's house next door,

He renovated the house,

You want me to follow his family's decoration model, too

Decorate our house;

His family bought a computer,

You want me to buy a computer exactly like his home,

What do you think we can do now? 」

The wife anxiously asked:

Did they add anything new to the family?

"He married a beautiful young wife yesterday," the husband replied.

interpret

Don't always compare with others,

Don't just imitate a family,

Every couple has their own situation,

It is impossible to completely copy other people's happiness.

Just be happy in high live.

(5) keys

Xiao Lin's neighbors came home and saw Xiao Lin standing outside the door.

So he walked up to him strangely and asked:

"Hey, xiao Lin, what's the matter? Cann't get in the door? 」

Kobayashi smiled and said, "My brain is failing, I forgot my key! 」

"Come to my house first." The neighbor said enthusiastically.

Xiao Lin refused. "No, my wife will be right back. 」

After the neighbors left, Xiao Lin gently shouted to the door:

"Dear, please open the door. Can't I admit my mistake? 」

interpret

People are proud,

Many times, I would rather be wronged by myself.

Than lose face in front of outsiders,

If the contradiction between husband and wife is big, it should also be solved in the house.

At no time should an iron gate separate two people.

(6) propose marriage

Husband: "Dear, since you love me so much,

When I first proposed to you, why didn't you say yes at once? 」

Wife: "because I want to see your reaction after being rejected." 」

Husband: "Oh, but at that time,

I will turn around and leave. What would you do? 」

Wife: "Don't worry, you can't get out.

Because I locked the door long ago. 」

interpret

What couples sometimes say doesn't mean what they mean.

So don't take everything too seriously,

Especially when fighting,

Pointing at Maimang, you can say anything vicious,

But in fact, if we really want to go our separate ways, there is no need to quarrel.

The original intention of quarreling is more to vent anger and save feelings.

(7) Fishing

A couple are fishing by the river.

The lady kept nagging and the fish soon took the bait.

The lady said, "This fish is really poor. 」

The husband said, "Yes, just keep your mouth shut." ? 」

interpret

Couples get along,

Always consider each other's feelings,

You can't follow your own preferences.

Habits are like "nagging",

Actually, it doesn't work very well,

We must find a way to restrain ourselves.

Simple jokes, but points out all kinds of couples get along! Share these jokes with friends and relatives and the other half!