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"Chapter 8" Hui Fengqi-Sister and sister are stupid and confused, and finally they hide the truth.
Therefore, Jin Fei's business needs to be done quickly.
I am afraid that she will be promoted to the imperial concubine smoothly, and the queen here will be angry with me, and I will be crushed to death there, and my life in the harem will be even more sad.
Listening to Dong Cen's words at the moment, my eyes suddenly lit up.
I finally figured out a way to kill two birds with one stone.
A good way to serve your bedroom smoothly, without being found abnormal by the emperor, and to prevent the imperial concubine from being promoted to imperial concubine.
I sat by the window, with my chin in my hands, carefully contemplating the "drama" that I took the initiative to provoke for the first time after I entered the palace.
Chapter VIII
the first paragraph
Several days passed quickly.
It is getting closer and closer to the canonization ceremony of Jin Fei's promotion to imperial concubine on August 19.
On August 18, I got up in the morning and felt slight pain in my waist and abdomen, and I was weak all over.
Past experience tells me that my monthly letter is likely to arrive as scheduled tonight or tomorrow morning.
In other words, the "good opportunity" I have been waiting for, that is, the right time, the right place and the right people, has finally come.
In the afternoon, Dong Hui came in from the outside and saw me sitting leisurely under the window drinking tea and reading. After observing some words, she said, "Empress, all the concubines in the palace are giving gifts to the Zhaoyang Hall of Jin Fei these days. Do you want to congratulate her?
Sometimes you have to take care of things on your face, so as not to make Jin Fei a high-ranking imperial concubine and pick our Ji Yue Temple every day ... If you want to go, today is the last day! "
I thought for a moment, stood up and said, "I should go." What should I send? "
Dong Hui thought about it and seriously suggested: "There are also a pair of jade bracelets sent by the Ministry of Internal Affairs in the warehouse, which are of excellent color ... in fact, they are just a gesture and attitude."
I looked at Dong Hui with a smile: "OK, go and get it, and then go to Zhaoyang Hall with Dong Cen!"
the second part
After Dong Hui left, I quietly walked into the bedroom.
Open the bottom drawer of the dresser with the key and see a glass bottle with a thumb inside.
In the bottle, there are five bright beige pills, which are very dazzling in the sun.
I opened it gently, and immediately there was a rich and sweet fragrance.
Carefully take out one, wrap it in a handkerchief and lock it in the drawer again.
The remaining four tablets are still intact in this crystal clear little bottle.
Then, I covered the cork and held the small glass bottle tightly in my hand.
After doing all this nervously, I returned to the main hall.
Dong Hui came over soon, holding a scarlet brocade box: "Empress, the handmaiden found this pair of jade bracelets and gave it like this?"
I nodded, took her and Dong Cen, got up and walked to Zhaoyang Hall.
the third part
Zhaoyang Hall is full of guests and flowers, filled with a lively and festive atmosphere.
Jin Fei is about to be crowned the imperial concubine, so many people compete to curry favor with her.
When I arrived, Princess Jin heard the biography of the maid-in-waiting and greeted her at once.
She was wearing a pomegranate red tulle skirt wandering on the floor, her temples were foggy and the wind was cold. She came with a red gold beaded peony in her hand, which jingled and was very valuable.
Maybe it's because people are happy about everything. Today's Jin Fei, as a whole, looks particularly charming and charming.
When I came in, Princess Jin was all smiles, but what she said was: "Hey, what brings Queen Wan Fei here?" I remember you never set foot in Zhaoyang Hall! "
I made a ceremony and said respectfully, "My sister will soon be promoted to the imperial concubine, so naturally my sister will come to congratulate me. Although you and I have had unhappiness before, we are all our sisters. I also hope that my sister will not remember the villain, don't take it to heart! "
As I spoke, I politely handed the scarlet brocade box. Jin Fei opened it and looked at it. Maybe it's not uncommon. She handed tassel and lazily ordered, "Put it away!"
However, seeing that I finally bowed to her, Jin Fei showed a somewhat smug look and proudly said, "Thank you for your icing on the cake. Although it is a bit redundant, it is better than nothing! "
Section iv
I looked around and finally understood what Jin Fei meant by "icing on the cake".
On the Nanmu case carved in the center of the main hall, several jewelry boxes were spread out, including gold-plated tortoiseshell, enamel flowers and blue-burned jade ... I think they have been filled with gifts and gifts these days.
I immediately showed a surprised expression: "Sister Jin Fei has so many jewelry boxes, which is really an eye-opener!" "
Hearing this, Princess Jin immediately went over and opened them one by one, and introduced to me smugly: Jade walking and shaking is a gift from the queen mother, coral bracelet is a gift from the emperor, amber wreath is a tribute from outland, and Zhui Er inlaid with gold is a gift from the queen. ...
I walked up to him, admiring it carefully and admiring it with envy. With a satisfied smile, Jin Fei winked at the concubines behind her from time to time, as if laughing at my thoughtlessness.
I didn't care, staring at Jin Fei from the corner of my eye, picking up a string of agate amethyst necklaces and playing with them carefully.
At this time, the small glass bottle in the palm slipped to the lower layer of the huge wood carving double-layer jewelry box and was submerged in all kinds of beautiful and exquisite beads and hairpin rings.
When I finished admiring Jin Fei's belongings, she called several little maids and ordered them to put away all these jewelry boxes.
Then, with a smile on his face, he instructed, "The emperor will come for dinner tonight, so cheer up and get ready early ... By the way, take out the red wine from the western regions and let's have a few drinks with the emperor tonight to celebrate!"
Hearing her say this, I stood up and left, surrounded by all the concubines present, smiling, full of praise and admiration.
Section 5
Dong Cen went in and out several times when the light was on. For the last time, after she came in, she still listened to the noise outside and said unhappily, "Listen, there are songs and dances in Zhaoyang Hall. I heard that Jinfei is drinking with the emperor ... the emperor really went to her! "
Dong Hui gave me a nervous look and sighed: "The princess Jin will be crowned your wife tomorrow, and the emperor will definitely stay in Zhaoyang Hall tonight!" "
I didn't speak. I sat quietly for a while. I suddenly stood up and ordered Dong Hui to say, "Dong Hui, please go to Zhaoyang Hall and ask the emperor to come over. Just say that I am not feeling well and want to see him! "
Dong Hui was stunned and muttered: "Empress, this ..."
I waved and interrupted her: "Go ahead, please do as I say!" "
Dong Hui is well-advised, no longer ask, was led out.
After watching her go, I went back to my bedroom and reclined lazily on the bed, but my heart was pounding and I was extremely nervous.
If the emperor doesn't come, my plan for tonight will not be implemented as scheduled; And if the emperor comes, it will be an unprecedented experience and challenge for me.
The waiting time is particularly long and painful.
I just looked at the teapot and tea lamp on several cases in front of the window. For a moment, I was a stranger to myself now.
I finally want to take this step and officially become one of the concubines in the harem.
I was thinking about it when I suddenly heard the shrill and excited voice of the little eunuch outside the temple: "The emperor is here!" "
I let out a long sigh, and sure enough, he came!
Section 6
Dong Hui led the emperor directly to my bedroom.
When the emperor came in, he saw me lying in bed dejectedly and asked with concern, "Wan'er, what's wrong with you?"
His face is reddish and he can smell the alcohol in his mouth when he speaks.
I struggled to get up, personally poured him a cup of tea and brought it to me. I said softly, "The emperor has already drunk. Have a cup of tea to relieve the wine!" " "
The emperor was probably thirsty, too, so he picked up the teacup and gulped it down.
Dong Hui took the opportunity to lie in my ear and whispered: "Empress, when the handmaiden went, the emperor was drinking with Jin Fei ... Seeing that the emperor was leaving, Jin Fei was so angry!"
I nodded, a wink, and motioned Dong Hui out.
After the bedroom door was closed, there was silence all around.
The emperor leaned over to me and asked me thoughtfully what had happened. I said weakly, "I feel uncomfortable and annoyed at the thought that the monthly letter is coming, so I especially want the emperor to accompany me!" "
He held me in his arms and said softly, "well, I'll stay here with you tonight." I said that as long as you invite me, no matter where I am or what I am doing, I will come as soon as possible ... I mean it! "
We snuggled up in bed and talked for a while.
After about a wick of incense, I heard the emperor's breath suddenly tighten. When I looked at him sideways, I found that he was staring at me with a red face, and his eyes were more eager and greedy than ever.
Then, he suddenly hugged me, and at the same time, a hot hand reached into my nightgown.
As I struggled to push him away, I refused: "Your Majesty, not today. My male and female servants are coming to write to me ... "
He turned a deaf ear, as if he had lost his mind and rudely wrapped me under him.
With a snort, my tulle nightgown was torn by him.
Section 7
The tearing pain spread from my lower body to my whole body, and my tears could not help but flow down.
This is my first time. From this moment on, I bid farewell to my girlhood and became a real woman.
Since the engagement, I have secretly fantasized about it many times and looked forward to it. On the wedding night, all shall be well, jack shall have Jill. How can I spend the night happily and shyly with the man I love deeply?
Unexpectedly, the reality will be like this.
I am body double, my sister's body. I will beat her with her name and identity to survive hard all my life.
Even if you are humble, you can't have the wedding candles that thousands of girls expect. Even on the first night, you need to play tricks and try every means to make this man want me when he is in a trance, so that he can't feel the difference between me and my sister.
It breaks my heart to think so much.
A sharp pain hit me, and I couldn't help but "ouch". Looking down, the emperor was biting my shoulder hard, leaving shocking tooth marks on his white skin and sinking deeply into the meat.
The pain in my body and my heart were intertwined and overwhelmed me. I couldn't help sobbing.
Section 8
After the storm, he finally calmed down and collapsed in bed, as if asleep and motionless.
I got up quietly, went to the window, washed the tea lamp that the emperor had just used, and poured a cup of tea.
Then, I went back to bed without changing my pajamas, just sitting naked, crying and looking at him quietly.
I don't know how long it took, but the emperor suddenly straightened up and looked around in surprise, as if he didn't know where he was or what happened.
The sight in front of him gave him a big fright.
I sat in the corner of the curtain, curled up and hugged my knees, crying my eyes out.
On the bed, there is a deep red blood on the goose yellow brocade mattress.
He was tongue-tied: "What ... What's wrong?"
Hearing him ask, I cried even more, sobbing and twitching my shoulders.
He clenched my hand anxiously, and I took the opportunity to jump into his arms, like a pear flower with rain: "Your Majesty ... what's wrong with you?" Why bully male and female servants? Male and female servants said, male and female servants to the letter, you have to jump ... You also bit male and female servants ... "
Section 9
He gaped at the blood on the bed and the deep tooth marks on my shoulder, as if he couldn't believe his ears: "I, I ... it's really me ..."
He looked down at himself again, clenched his fist regretfully, punched hard on the bed and gnashed his teeth: "This damn wine ..."
I got out of bed, took the freshly poured tea and handed it to him. I sobbed and asked, "Emperor, how much wine did you drink tonight?"
He took my hand and took a sip of tea, then hugged me affectionately and rubbed my injured shoulder gently, as if to answer me, and as if to mumble inexplicably: "But two glasses of wine, my capacity for drinking is not like this?"
I looked at him reproachfully and casually said, "The emperor is so scary today. When he came from Sister Jin Fei, there seemed to be something wrong with the way male and female servants looked at you ... "
I paused and whispered in a wronged voice, "My servants and concubines are thinking, did Sister Jin Fei give you something to eat? It's crazy. It scares the servants! "
He froze, his face was stiff, and his eyes were shining with terrible light.
After a while, he let me go and said in a heavy voice, "You have a good rest, I'm leaving!" " "
As soon as the voice fell, he got dressed, jumped out of bed and strode out like a tiger down the mountain.
Soon, his harsh voice came from outside the temple: "Catch the Zhaoyang Hall!"
I watched him leave and breathed a long sigh of relief.
My heart is full of fatigue and sadness that I have never felt before. I said to myself: I'm sorry, I hope this is the first time I cheated you and used you, and it's the last time!
Section 10
That night, the palace was quite agitated, vaguely as if there were miscellaneous footsteps, noises, men's reprimands and women's cries.
The next morning, as soon as I got up, Ruiqi came with a big smile.
Seeing me lazily combing my hair, she quickly said, "It's rare that you are so calm, there will be riots outside!" " "
I looked at her listlessly and asked weakly, "What's the matter? Has the conferring ceremony of Jin Guifei started? "
She chuckled and said meaningfully, "Still starting? The canonization ceremony was cancelled. That, ah, can't be a noble princess! "
Chapter 8 ends
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