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Ghosts say classical Chinese
Original text:
Where there are ghosts between heaven and earth, the spirit of non-human death is also caused by human thoughts and ideas. What is the reason? Due to illness When people are sick, they are afraid, and fear comes out. Mortals are not afraid unless they are sick. So, if you are sick and sleep, you are afraid of ghosts. Fear means thinking, thinking means seeing.
How does it work? Chuan said, "Bole learns to watch horses, and plays them in consideration of what he sees. They are nothing more than horses. I learned how to understand cows in the Song Dynasty. I haven't seen cows for three years, and all I see are dead cows. " The use of both is excellent! I miss and think, but I also see foreign things myself. Hell, people are sick. You are happy to see horses, and I know cows. Bole and Kenting didn't see horses or cows, so they also knew that the sick man didn't see ghosts.
If the patient is trapped in the drama and his body aches, it means that the ghost will hit him with a stick. If the ghost locks the spinal cord, he will stand by. Disease and fear are also delusions. Afraid of shock at the beginning of illness, come to hell; Sick and sleepy, afraid of death, full of blood; Physical pain, the blow of hell; All ideas are illusory and not necessarily realistic.
My husband's thoughts are either in my eyes, in my mouth or in my ears. Put it in your eyes and see its shape; Leakage in the ear, listen to its voice; Spit it out and say whatever you want. I see ghosts during the day and hear dreams at dusk. A person lying in an empty room, if he is afraid, dreams that his wife is crying according to the case. Look and smell, with your spirit; Fear and thinking are the same.
Translated text:
Ghosts appear between heaven and earth, not because there is a spirit after death, but because people miss and imagine. What caused this phenomenon? This is due to illness. When you are sick, you will feel sad and afraid. Sadness and fear are like seeing a ghost. People are not afraid of this and that when they are not sick. So when I was sick in bed, I was afraid of ghosts coming. If you are afraid, you will keep thinking. If you think about it for a long time, you will be blind and trance.
With what to verify? The ancient book says: "When Bole learned to identify horses, he saw everything that was not horses because of his excessive attention. Song experts have practiced the technique of dissecting cattle for three years. They have never seen live cattle in their eyes, but all they see are rotten dead cattle. " These two people absorbed to the extreme. Because you are always thinking about a certain problem, you will naturally have illusions and see some strange things. People go to hell when they are sick, just like Bole sees horses and my wife sees cows. Bole and my technicians didn't see real horses or cows, so the patient didn't see ghosts.
The patient was very tired and miserable, so he said that the ghost beat him with sticks and whips, as if he saw the ghost standing next to him with a hammer, chain and rope. The patient is in pain, and he is afraid, so he watches these for nothing. When I first got sick, I was scared, scared, and saw a ghost coming. If you are seriously ill, you are afraid of death, just like seeing a ghost in anger; Suffering from illness, (as if) seeing a ghost playing: this is all too much thinking, resulting in an illusory feeling, which is not true.
Concentrate on things, some are in sight, some are talking, and some are hearing voices. Visualized expression, as if seeing the shape of a ghost; Express by hearing, (as if) hearing the voice of a ghost; If you put it in your mouth, you will tell the ghost. You will see ghosts during the day and hear them in your dreams at night. If a person sleeps in an empty room and feels a little scared, he will dream that someone is crying with his body in his arms! Wake up and see ghosts, lie down and hear ghosts, all caused by mental effects; Fear and imagination are out of the same situation.
Comments:
Wang Chong was a great atheist in the Eastern Han Dynasty. At that time when he lived, all kinds of superstitions of ghosts and gods flooded and endangered society. Wang Chong strongly criticized the theistic thought that "the dead are ghosts and knowledge can harm people" and put forward the atheistic proposition that "the dead are not ghosts and ignorance cannot harm people". Wang Chong discussed the origin of the concept of ghosts and gods from the perspective of epistemology. From the perspective of human physiology and psychology, he thinks that ghosts and gods are all caused by people's "missing and thinking", that is to say, the concept of ghosts and gods is completely the product of people's subjective imagination in fear, which is most prominent when they are sick.
Central idea and writing characteristics;
This paper criticizes the view that people are ghosts when they die, and points out that what people call "ghosts" and "things done by inhuman spirits" are "places where people miss and think". It denies the objective existence of "ghost" with materialistic thought, and shows the demeanor of ancient materialists in China. Although the article is an excerpt, it is written independently, with complete structure, clear argument, careful analysis, good use of metaphor and theoretical scale.
2. Classical Chinese translation of Ghost:
Song in Nanyang, when he was young, walked at night and met ghosts. Ask: "Who?" The ghost said, "Ghost also." The ghost said, "Who do you want to reply to?" Ding Bo said, "I am a ghost, too." The ghost asked, "Where do you want to go?" Answer: "I want to go to Shiwan." The ghost said, "I also want to go to Shiwan." Then a few miles. The ghost said, "You left in a hurry. Come and share it." Ding Bo said, "Great kindness." Ghosts will bear the miles first. The ghost said, "Qing is too heavy, can't it be a ghost?" Ding Bo said, "I am a new ghost, so I am in Zhong Er." Ding Bo is haunted again, but the ghost is not heavy. If so, repeat. Ding Bo replied, "I am a new ghost. I don't know what ghosts are afraid of? " The ghost replied, "but this is not satisfactory." So we went together. When the Tao meets the water, it must first make the ghost cross, and listen to its words to know that it is silent. Ding Bo crossed the river alone, and Cao Shu was silent. The ghost replied, "Why don't you speak?" Ding Bo said, "Don't blame me, new ghost, because I'm not used to crossing the water." When he wants to go to Wancheng, he will carry the ghost on his shoulder and hold it in a hurry. The ghost shouted, the sound of Zhazha came running, and the cable rang. I stopped listening, went down to Wancheng and became a sheep. Sell it before it changes and spits on it. Get the money, 500, and then go. At that time, Shi Chongtang said: "Ding Bo sold ghosts and got 1,500 pence."
Translation:
When Nanyang Song was young, he met a ghost at night and asked, "Who is it?" The ghost said, "(I) am a ghost." The ghost asked, "Who are you?" Song Dingbo lied to him and said, "I am a ghost, too." The ghost asked, "Where are you going?" Song replied, "I'm going to Wancheng." The ghost said, "I also want to go to Wancheng." They walked several miles together. The ghost said: "Walking is too tired, you can take turns to carry it." Song Dingbo said, "Very good." Ghost head carried Song for several miles. The ghost said, "You are too heavy. I am afraid that you are not a ghost? " Song Dingbo said: "I just died, so my body is (relatively) heavy." It's Song's turn to carry the ghost, which has almost no weight. They turned their backs like this several times. Song Dingbo added, "I'm a new ghost. I don't know what ghosts are afraid of? " The ghost replied, "I just don't like people's spit." So we walked together. When he met the river on the road, Song let the ghost pass first and listened to it silently. Song self-crossing, the water is ringing. The ghost said again, "Why is there a sound?" Song said to him, "I just died, because I am not familiar with crossing the river." Don't be surprised. " On the way to Wancheng, Song carried the ghost on his shoulder and held it tightly. The ghost shouted and made a "Zhazha" sound, pleading for him to come down, and Song no longer listened to him. Song carried the ghost all the way to Wancheng, and then put it down on the ground. The ghost turned into a sheep and Song sold it. Song was worried that he would change his mind again, so he spat at the ghost. I sold it, got1500p, and left Wanxian market. At that time, Shi Chong said: "Ding Bo sold ghosts and got 1,500 pence."
3. What are the classical Chinese texts about ghosts? Spoony female ghost.
There is a woman named Hong, nineteen years old, beautiful, graceful, lovely and stunning. There are no men at home, and parents are getting married.
A young man was poor and wanted to be adopted by his wife, so he agreed. Hong's daughter is unhappy.
Because he fell in love with a young man in Wang Xingnan Village, he got married. Not as good as parents, so family members don't know.
At the end of the year, when the engagement approached, Hong was in a dilemma, so he took medicine and died. The barren hills where family members are buried.
The Wangs paved the road and often watched it at night. One night, there were few moon stars and a gentle breeze.
The king couldn't sleep alone when he saw Hong's daughter come in. She came forward and said, "I was born for you and died for you. Now I have no constraints, so I came to see you. " When the king knew that he was dead, he was afraid and dismissed him.
The woman stopped, complaining only about the pain of lovesickness. The chicken is called Fang.
Every night since then. Suffering from it, Qi Weiwang pleaded with his father, who believed him and said, "Let's work hard and clear the world.
What the hell? "Then spend the night in the store, close the door, rest the lights, but sleep soundly. In the middle of the night, the red girl country arrived, and the words were close.
If Wang's father heard a woman's voice in a trance and looked through the moonlight, he was shocked to see a man in plain clothes. It's dawn when you wake up.
Wang Fu made an unannounced visit to the red girl's burial place, arrived at the post at noon, dug the grave and exposed the body. Strange and unique.
The Hong family learned a few days later that they were no longer buried. The seventh son said: the infatuation of the red girl is better than the micro-life.
However, people and ghosts are different, and the engagement can be dissolved. He loves the king, and he is very stupid.
May couples pair up, rain or shine, and your sadness about where you will go will never be recovered.
There is one thing I don't understand in China's classical song "Ghost Hunting" by Ding Bo. Actually, this problem has been discussed. It is against common sense for two people to walk behind each other's backs, which is faster than walking alone. Therefore, later research found that the subject was omitted in ancient Chinese, which caused our ambiguity. Because ghosts are lighter than people, ghosts must walk faster than people, one is faster and the other is slower, and ghosts always have to wait for people to keep up. Can overlap and bear each other. The meaning of "urgency" should be "urgency and quickness", the subject of "walking in a hurry" should be "I" (that is, ghosts claim to be closest to the person who spoke in front (ghosts talk), and the subject of "overlapping and bearing each other" should be "we" (that is, ghosts and Zong Dingbo). The preceding subject "I" cannot be omitted. In a sense, these two sentences are obviously not dominated by the same subject. It is precisely because of the lack of the subject "I" that announcers and readers think that "I am eager to walk" and "I can overlap and bear each other" are the same subject. The note "You can overlap and carry each other" is easy to solve, because: I (the ghost claims) walk very fast, and (to help you walk faster) we can alternately carry each other's backs. In this way, we have gained a "great need to walk"; Can overlap and bear each other. "
5. Ghosts bite ghosts in classical Chinese
Shen said: One of his friends is sleeping during the day. He saw a woman pull the curtain into [1], wrapped her head in white cloth and wearing a linen skirt [2], and walked to the back room. Suspect the neighbor's wife to visit her own wife; On second thought, why did He Qi put a fierce suit on others [3]? Just because the emperor was confused, the woman was out. A closer look shows that he is in his thirties, his face is yellow and swollen, his brow is tight [4], and his expression is terrible. I couldn't get around it, and I was gradually forced to lie in bed. So I pretended to sleep and watched it change. Nothing, the woman took the clothes and went to bed [5], pressing her abdomen and feeling as heavy as a hundred horses. Although the heart is gone, raise your hand and your hands are tied; Lift its feet, it is as weak as it is [6]. I am in a hurry to save, but I can't hear the pain. Women smell Weng's face with their beaks, and cheekbones, nose and eyebrows are almost everywhere. The beak is as cold as ice and the gas is cold. Weng was in a hurry and thought of a plan: smell his cheek [7] and bite it immediately [8]. After a few days, I gained a lot. Weng used his authority to lick his cheekbones [9], and his teeth were not in the meat. The woman left in pain, crying. Weng Yi Li. But I feel blood running and my pillow is wet. The stalemate is fierce, and the lady's voice outside the court calls for ghosts, and the woman has drifted away [10]. The lady ran in, but she didn't see it, laughing at her nightmare [1 1]. Uncle Weng is different. He has blood syndrome. Inspection, such as water leakage in the house, flows to pillows and mats [12], and smells when you lie down, and the odor is abnormal. Weng Nai vomited. After a few days, there are still smelly clouds in my mouth.
"Notes"
[1] Curtains: qiān curtains. Lift up, lift up, lift up.
[2]cucéCui's linen dress: ancient mourning. Slap, a linen strip worn on the chest, is used by mourners who have served for three years. Hemp skirt, linen underwear.
[3] "He Qi" sentence: Fierce service means mourning. In the classical Chinese "wrapped in white cloth", it can be seen that it is a new funeral. There used to be a new funeral, so I couldn't visit it. You think this is unlucky because you have doubts. [4] frown (cüRussell) naturally: frown, sad.
[5] flaccidity (Committee): paralysis of limbs.
[6] Take clothes: Lift clothes. Take pictures, lift.
[7] Cheek: Between chin and cheek, it refers to the lower part of the face.
[8] Bite: Same as "bite".
[9] (hé nucleus): bite.
[10] Cheek soothing: Relaxing facial muscles, which means letting go.
[1 1] Yan (y m 4 n mask) false dream: the illusion of nightmare. Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. False feelings, take it for granted.
[12] jiā mat: The mattress is full. Bottle, time, full.
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6. Damn, the classical Chinese answer is that people who go drinking at night deserve heavy rain and cover themselves up. When I saw a man standing under the eaves, I threw an umbrella to walk with him. After a long time, silence is also a ghost With enough to provoke it, even if it is not worth it, it will become more and more afraid and tend to be pushed under the bridge. Cake makers get up in the morning, rush into their doors and tell them ghosts. After a while, I saw another person, wet and stumbling, shouting ghosts and starting a business. They laughed at each other in surprise.
His translation is:
A man came home late after dinner, just in time for the heavy rain, so he took an umbrella to shelter him from the rain. I saw a man under the dripping eaves on the roadside. The man ran over, got under his umbrella and walked with him.
After walking for a long time, the man didn't speak. He suspected it was a ghost, so he tried it with his foot. As a result, he just didn't step on it. He was even more afraid and forced the man to run off the bridge.
At that time, it was the time when the cake maker got up early in the morning. He rushed to the door of the cake shop and told people that he had met a ghost. After a while, I saw another man, covered in rain, stumbling and shouting that there was a ghost, and ran to the house where the cake was made. The two men looked at each other, dumbfounded, and then burst out laughing.
This paper tells the story of two people who played a joke on each other because they suspected each other was a ghost on a rainy night. Tell people not to doubt what they have done. There are no ghosts in the world. They should believe in science and oppose superstition.
7. Feng Menglong's ancient prose and translation of "Damn" in Gu Jin Tan Ci.
Damn it (1 16)
Walking with ghosts
Those who go drinking at night will be drowned by heavy rain. See a person sneaking under the eaves, that is, throw an umbrella to walk with him. After a long time, if you don't talk, you will be suspected of being a ghost; With enough to provoke it, even if it is not worth it, it will become more and more afraid and tend to be pushed under the bridge. Cake makers get up in the morning, rush into their doors and tell them ghosts. A little later, I saw another man, wet and stumbling, shouting "ghosts" and throwing himself into his house. They laughed at each other in surprise.
A man went out for a drink and came back at night. He caught up with the heavy rain and covered himself with an umbrella. At this time, a man was standing under the eaves and saw him holding an umbrella and running to walk with him under the umbrella. After walking for a long time, the man didn't speak. The umbrella man suspected that the man was a ghost and kicked him. I'm even more scared if I miss it, thinking it's a ghost. When he came to a bridge, the umbrella man pushed the man under the bridge and then moved forward quickly. At this time, I was just catching up with my family to make breakfast, so I rushed to his house and said I had met a ghost. Not long after, I saw a man covered in water stumbling and shouting "ghosts" and also defected to this house. When they met, they were both surprised and understood, so they both laughed.
8. Two Ghosts Meet An old monk in Shichahai once saw two ghosts meet, and one of them said, What are you doing here? Answer: I was just wandering here before I was reborn. What are you doing here? One of them said, I'm looking for a replacement. Ask him how many years he has lived here and say: more than ten years. Then I asked him why he hadn't been replaced, and said, People ran away in a panic when they saw me. I don't know why. One of them said: people who are good at attacking others have hidden their plans, and daggers want to show their sleeves, but they are easy-going on the surface, so they will not fail. You scared them with strange eyes. Why didn't they run away? Why not use powder to charm them and bring pillows to please them? I'm sure it will work. The old monk was serious and straight, and shouted at them sharply, and the ghosts got into the ground in fear. A few days later, someone hanged himself in the temple. These ghosts can be said to be sinister.
Through "Two Ghosts Meet".
Revelation: Things are sinister, and some people who have nothing to do with courtship actually have ulterior motives. This is a common means of swindlers. Don't believe that pies fall from the sky, there are often traps behind them. So, don't be greedy, it's also to protect yourself.
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