Humorous China jokes

Don't drop your mobile phone into the toilet. Guess a four-word idiom.

Answer: It's now or never.

★ Part One: The wind blows and the rain blows. I am waiting for your call back; Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life; Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

★ Shanglian: Look behind, thousands of troops and horses; Bottom line: turn around and scare away millions of heroes; Horizontal criticism: Oh, my God

★ Shanglian: Don't cheat in the exam, and be a schoolmate in the coming year; Bottom line: I would rather have no personality than fail; Horizontal batch: I just want to go!

★ Shanglian: Mahjong Poker Golden Flower, lost home; The bottom line: the ancient road is thin and thin, and the world is heartbroken; Horizontal batch: miserable!

★ Uplink: Remove the numbers one and two; Bottom line: there are four, five, six, seven, nine; Horizontal batch: only 38!

★ Shanglian: Say yes; In a word: you say no, you can't do it, and you can't do it; Horizontal criticism: I can't accept it

★ Part One: I am crazy for you, tired for you and bear all the sins for you; Bottom line: die for you, be crazy for you, and hit the wall for you; Horizontal criticism: crazy about love.

★ Shanglian: The person I love is taken; Bottom line: people who love me are terrible; Horizontal criticism: Life is hard.

★ The first part: Walking smartly in the world, and the horizontal comment: Marshal Tian Peng, what is the second part? -I am a pig!

★ Uplink: pen name, pseudonym and fake address; Bottom line: Cheat to eat, cheat to drink and cheat feelings; Horizontal batch: those who are willing to take the bait.

★ The first part: Redmi pumpkin soup, wife and children; Bottom line: Redmi tortoise soup, a child, a wife, a group of people; Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.

★ Uplink: Up and down layers of code, and success is achieved immediately; Downward: it is a matter of course to derail and mix water; Horizontal approval: everyone is happy.

★ The first part: It is difficult to love and be loved; Bottom line: love and fate take time; Horizontal criticism: friendship is priceless