Game classic funny quotes

Quotations refer to a record of a person's speech, generally used in formal style, usually to illustrate the sentences and language features that someone said during a period of time. The following are the classic funny quotes from games that I carefully recommend for everyone. Welcome to read and collect them. I hope they will be helpful to you. Classic game funny quotes

1. The brothers’ emotional life in the past was also quite messy.

2. I bought a Western Zhou clay pot for 80,000 yuan. Yesterday I went to the "Treasure Appraisal" column for appraisal. The expert said seriously: "How can this be from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week!"

3. Never becoming an outstanding college student depends on strong character!

4. I want the whole world to know that I am very low-key!

5. Unloading the burden that cannot be unloaded, the road that cannot be retreated; the tears that cannot be endured, and the future that cannot be pursued.

6. The fireworks blooming in the night sky at the same time, seeing each other’s beautiful moments, but I can’t light up your life...

7. Only when we lose Know that you have.

8. If you are bored, you can play with snot bubbles.

9. If you don’t experience the collapse of Monday morning, you won’t know the value of Friday afternoon.

10. What is a bad person? A man who takes off his pants during the day and a woman who does not take off her makeup at night.

11. A true warrior must dare to look at a beautiful girl and face the bleakness of being single;

12. Just because we have a holiday, you cannot treat me as a holiday.

13. Push yourself and push others.

14. The road is long and long, so it’s better for me to fight it.

15. You are the landlord of my land.

16. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

17. What I was most afraid of when I was a child was not dreaming about looking for the toilet but not finding it. But before the person woke up, the toilet was found.

18. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me, because no one has confessed to me after so many years!

19. I have always had a doubt in my heart. It has been 5 years. It has been 5 years. What does the gray wolf eat to survive...

20. A person’s longest love Shi, he is probably narcissistic...

21. Three elements of success: 1. Persistence; 2. Shamelessness; 3. Persistence, shamelessness. Have you done it?

22. Donor, this poor monk is here to ask for alms. Do you have some soy pork elbows? Fried chicken drumsticks are also fine. That’s great.

23. Kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your butt is too hot?

24. People are like iron, and rice is like steel. Don’t pretend to be depressed all day long.

25. My heart is not a bus. It is not a place where you can sit down whenever there is space.

26. A person's life is like shit. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart.

27. I am in the world, but there is no legend about me in the world!

28. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

29. The brothers in the dormitory decided to impose the following punishment on Warden Zhang: Make him hug a telephone pole covered with advertisements for old Chinese medicine practitioners, and shout with tears and affection: My disease is finally cured!

30. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late...

31. Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of every day.

32. Study deliberately, work deliberately, live deliberately, and live like a human being!

33. Put down your airs as a college student and find a meal to eat first!

34. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

35. Life is fun, because life keeps playing tricks on me.

36. Love means being mean, and it’s being mean again and again. Whenever you stop being a bitch, a woman will come!

37. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

38. The Internet is like a prison. You enter by stealing a wallet, but you learn everything when you get out.

39. No one is born who is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death has ever been born, so no one should pretend to be cool!

40. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

41. The existence of tears is to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

42. There is a saying that if a man squats down on the road to tie your shoelaces, you should marry such a man! I want to say, does it matter if you beat me to death?

43. My wife’s initials are LP, and my beautiful one’s initials are PL. I suddenly understood that a wife is often the opposite of being beautiful.

44. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I’m sorry for making you feel wronged.

45. I finally became indifferent to your illuminated avatar.

46. Don’t tell me you love me. I feel like vomiting after hearing this too often...

47. I sent my heart to the wrong address, please return it to me now. ?

48. Wandering around the streets, inquiring about the whereabouts of happiness...

49. There is only one road, in short, it is a dead end.

50. My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

51. I’m not a rag collector. I can’t let you be there whenever you call me!

52. Not every milk is called Sauternes, and not everyone is as pure as me.

53. If you are so rich, why don’t you let ghosts push the wheels?

54. Don’t compare humans with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

55. If you send a text message to the person you like and he doesn’t reply, don’t send it again.

56. Beautiful women generally think men are stupid, while men generally think beautiful women are pig-minded.

57. In a thousand years, not one will appear, but Zhou Libo. You think I am a turtle!

58. I bowed for such a long time, not because I wanted to ask for applause. In fact, I mainly wanted everyone to check that my head posture (head direction) is clear.

59. Now our Chinese stock market, it should be said on the other hand, has become an accident.

60. Leaders are generally ignorant.

61. I am very careful. I found that in the swimming pool, especially for female compatriots, the angle of the swimming trunks goes upwards by 20 degrees on average every five years.

62. The last time I opened it from my computer, I saw that Li Yuchun’s poster has become so beautiful, and the little girl has become so sunny! Below is a slogan from the Family Planning Commission, which is: Boys and girls are born the same.

63. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can’t be experts in the stock market! There are only losers and winners in the stock market.

64. There is a text called Mulan joins the army. At that time, even if I beat him to death, I didn’t believe how Mulan could join the army without being discovered! It’s impossible! Later I met Li Yuchun and found out_Oh! This is technically possible!

65. Nowadays, speculation is called intermediary.

66. The difference between talent and genius is only one "two". Therefore, talents are very good, but geniuses are always a bit lacking.

67. It’s okay to bask in the sun. Maybe no one will call you an idiot after you get tanned.

68. Obesity is a breathing pain, it lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to eat KFC, McDonald’s, even drinking water. Obesity is a breathing pain, it flows in every corner of my body. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts if I regret not losing weight. It hurts if I hate not dieting. It hurts the most when I want to lose weight but can't.

69. It’s really troublesome to meet strangers and have to tell lies again.

70. Baidu can’t search for you, so I have to go to Sogou.

71. I originally wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but unexpectedly I became fat one bite at a time.

72. How can you get married without experience? No one can become a mother casually.

73. Starvation, if done well, is called losing weight; pinching people, if done well, is called massage; being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness; being lazy, if done well, is called deepness. Being good is called enjoyment; being shameless, if done well, is called persistence; pretending to be stupid, if done well, is called great wisdom and foolishness!

74. Some people say long-distance relationships are hard, some say homosexual relationships are hard, some say sister-brother relationships are hard, some say teacher-student relationships are hard, some say long-distance relationships are hard, and I say the hardest thing is having no one to love. !

75. A fool stole a beggar’s wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The hunchback stepped forward, the lame man kicked up, and the pockmarked man said: Look at my face. never mind. The madman said: That is, people must be rational.

76. If marriage is the tomb of love, then blind date is to look at the feng shui of the tomb, confession is to dig one's own grave, marriage is to sacrifice one's love, to fall in love with another is to move the tomb, and the third party is to rob the tomb.

77. The first line: I didn’t bring my student ID card, admission ticket, or ID card; the second line: I didn’t do the listening, reading, and composition questions; the horizontal line: the emphasis is on participation.

78. If a woman loves you, you are her husband. Several women love you and you are a man. Ten women love you, you are the love species. Hundreds of women love you, you are an idol. Thousands of women love you, you are a hero. Thousands of women love you, you are the leader. Women all over the country love you, you are RMB. Women all over the world love you, oh you are a sanitary napkin.

79. When you are in a bad mood, go to the toilet. After using it, look at the toilet with a ferocious face and say: "Eat shit, please!" and then flush the toilet.

80. Li Ao comments on men’s love: ① If you don’t take the initiative, beautiful women will let other men crawl on them. ②If you don’t refuse, an ugly girl will crawl on you. ③ Without commitment, no woman is willing to let you climb on her. Li Ao’s comments on men’s work: ① If you don’t take the initiative, others will take away your good position; ② If you don’t refuse, all bad things will be arranged for you; ③ If you don’t commit, no leader will believe you.