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What are the short stories about tigers?

The story about the tiger is very short:

1. The fox is going to turn his home red. He just bought a big barrel of red paint in town and hurried home. When he walked to the path, he accidentally fell on the grass by the side of the road. As soon as the fox got up, he saw the tiger standing in front of him. The tiger said angrily, "you damn fox, you spilled paint all over me." See how I tidy up you. "

The fox was afraid and quickly explained, "Don't get excited, Brother Tiger. I bought it specially in memory of you. Hair dyeing is very popular in this city now. Look how handsome you are in this red suit! Small animals must be scared to see you. "

The tiger was very happy when he heard what the fox said. The tiger swaggered in the forest. When the animals saw the red monster, they were scared to hide everywhere. The tiger believed the fox more. There is a lot of talk in the big forest, saying that they want to kill the red monster! The poor tiger was cheated by the fox and didn't know his fate yet.

2. A proud little tiger got lost in the big forest.

He walked and saw a wild boar sleeping with his head covered. The little tiger shouted into the wild boar's ear, "Hey, stupid pig, stop snoring and tell me the way home!" " "Wild boar blinked angrily, said nothing, turned his ass to the tiger and went back to sleep. The little tiger was bored and left helplessly.

On the way, he saw a busy little squirrel, so he shouted, "Hey, if you tell me the way home, I will ask my mother to give you the best gift!" " "The little squirrel ignored the little tiger and did his work, as if he didn't hear it.

The little tiger flew into a rage and rushed to an old gray rabbit with glasses: "Hey, presbyopic old rabbit head, show me the way home!" " "The old grey rabbit slowly raised his head and said kindly," Everyone is familiar with the road in the forest, but you are so rude. Even if you ask all the animals, you still can't find the way home. "

After listening to the old gray rabbit, the little tiger suddenly realized-you should be polite when talking to people! At this time, a sika deer came in front. The little tiger went over and said politely, "Hello, sika deer. Would you please tell me the way home? " The sika deer told the tiger enthusiastically, and the tiger said happily, "thank you!" " "The little tiger finally returned to his hut safely.

Swallows in the tree and tigers in the underground often chat together and become good friends who tell everything. On this day, the tiger came to a pit, looked out and found a chicken barking and moving in the pit, drooling. He couldn't help but want to jump.

Swallows flew down from the tree and came to the sky above the tiger. He shouted, "Brother Hu, don't jump in a hurry. Can I fly down and have a look? " Before the tiger could answer, it fell into the pit and flew around. "Tiger brother, this chicken is bait. This pit is a trap. There are many bamboo piles below. You can't jump! " "

"I know!" The tiger said angrily. Seeing that the tiger lowered its head, the swallow carefully observed the situation in the pit. He didn't mean to leave. He advised, "Brother Hu, don't jump. A close call. Jump down again and you'll be dead! " "Swallow, this kind of pit is similar to sheep, rabbits and foxes. For me, this is nothing. "

Say that finish, the tiger pounced on the chicken in the pit. I only heard "alas!" The tiger was pierced by a bamboo knife at the bottom of the pit and blood gurgled out. Seeing that the tiger didn't come up for a long time, the swallow sighed: "greed will make people lose their minds and ruin themselves."