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A funny adaptation of Song of the Goose Help Me

1. Version 1

Goose, goose, duck paws on the table.

Baimao boils water and stews goose in an iron pot.

2. Version 2

Mom, I was once a flower.

Since joining my father, Xiaohua has become a big mother.

3. Version 3

Chicken-cock-cock, its pointed beak crows to the sky.

The third watch calls for the bright moon, and the five drums call for the morning feeling.

4. Version 4

Dogs, stick their heads out and roar at the sky.

Feed meat to follow you and tease it to bite your hand.

5. Version 5

Goose goose, the curved neck is cut with a knife.

Plug the hair, add water, light the fire and cover the pot.