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Quotations of humorous jokes after graduation from college
We are knives that are occasionally wiped in the Jianghu. ...
I hope only time is passing.
There will be a wife in the future! !
Eat fat every day and be the groom every night.
Marry a rich man!
Good luck with everything.
Come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.
A sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a disgrace: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!" "
Today's parting is for a better reunion tomorrow.
Don't laugh if you love it. How many people have fought since ancient times?
Major is good, there is no way.
A boy left me a message: girls like you are really rare, but it's too difficult for girls like you. It is up to you.
Think of me when you see handsome guys in the future.
The relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation. ...
Message from the head teacher: The relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation. ...
Message from my best friend in college:
In the past four years, we have been attending classes together, going to the library together, preparing cheating notes together, skipping classes and dancing together, playing tricks on boys together, going shopping and watching movies together, buying cheap clothes together, then putting them on, and parading through the streets of the school together. ...
Honey, is there anyone more congenial than us?
When I was in the first grade, I wrote a graduation book because of the placement. Just after reading it, a classmate said this:
See you in 20 years, and you will see me wearing a suit and tie. Maybe you will like me then, but I may not have a crush on you. You sing very well, which makes me think it's Yang Mian.
Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.
It's hard to imagine that this is written by a boy who is only 12 and 3 years old. oh
When I was in college, a fellow villager who graduated in the same year gave me a gift:
My life ideal: one acre of land, two cows, wife and children hot kang!
I hope I can be your child in a few years, michel platini!
A gift from an old Jiangxi watch: spread branches and leaves for the benefit of future generations!
A buddy from Shanxi sent a gift: A talented person needs a beautiful partner!
When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female student studying liberal arts: the right way in the world is vicissitudes.
There were rumors that she was a mannequin of an art teacher. I thought she was naked. . . . .
Wu, Yue
The green hills on both sides of the strait set each other off
Always close your classmates' parting feelings.
A message from one of my classmates Meng: I wish you a good meal every day.
Divorced, you must think of me!
I love you
Remember that I am your forever friend!
In junior high school, everyone encouraged me: where there is a will, there is a way. If we cross the rubicon, 102 Qin Guan will belong to Chu after all.
I was heroic in high school: welcome to Huairentang after 20 years.
University, hehe, a little sour:
Don't let the banquet break up, leave the song and get up.
A broken bridge and a lonely mountain bid farewell today.
Lao Yan brought new mud back,
When will you get the honor?
The mountains are beautiful and the water is clear.
Four years later,
Be patriotic when you get here.
Don't forget the spring breeze and rain!
You often say that people need respect, but why are you always so mean to me?
Everybody fly, Aijia ~ ~ ~
Junior high school: Never bully the weak, or the pain of being bullied will stimulate the desire for revenge.
A female classmate stayed.
But so far, I haven't figured it out.
From beginning to end, you went from ordinary to great.
8 words: Don't lose heart, you can still be saved.
After knowing each other for four years, you walk away gently, leaving behind a piece of shit instead of a lottery ticket. It stinks! It stinks!
Don't forget your old classmates when you get rich!
A female classmate who never noticed:
A moment that should last forever.
Even if it was felt at that time, it seemed to have disappeared.
High school graduation message, a pervert said to me:
"Love you until you get married"
Primary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (hehe, so silly)
The messages in junior high school are all long speeches. I was very moved when I saw them, but now I can't remember a word.
High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.
The university did not expect to leave a message at all, and it was too late to find a job.
I didn't seem to be sensible when I was in primary school;
Everyone in junior high school writes a piece of paper;
I was nervous about preparing for the exam in high school, but as long as I asked someone else to write it for a few days and get it back, it would be several pages, mainly about my evaluation, which was very touching.
Among them, "Think of me when you hear the sound of silence" is harmful, and you will think of her every time you hear it. depressed ...
I wanted to write when I was in college ~ ~ No chance, no time, no mood.
Remember to watch the handsome guy look for me and look for me at cards ~
Maybe I shouldn't forget you.
My college classmate's message: I wish you a valuable death!
My good friend in college left me a message: Stop surfing the Internet!
I will come to Spain to marry you in the future.
I hope you are better than me.
Because of introverted silence, the students left a message: naive and pure silence is often more touching than speaking.
Marry you after graduation!
1990, in primary school.
Only complain, it's too late to meet each other.
Hate only hate, parting is too hasty
Be rich and don't forget each other.
2 1 century has arrived, and none of us can survive this century.
My brother left it to me in high school:
What is mine is yours, and what is yours is yours.
Except the wife ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Graduation message: After class, we walked out of the classroom.
Tell me your QQ
Don't come to me after graduation!
The most memorable sentence in the high school graduation guest book:
"In fact, I like you for a long time, but I have been afraid to say it!"
Dizzy! ! Why don't you say something? I have always liked you, too! unfortunately ...
Three cups of infinite, five mountains as pale as gloomy, forget the rivers and lakes.
Remember to pay back the money
A friend in college left a message to a pair of lovestruck classmates: Now classmates, sleep together in the future!
When I graduated from college, a female classmate said with emotion: I will be the boss in the future. If I can't be the boss, I'll be the proprietress. If I can't be the boss's wife, I will be the boss's mother! I'm dizzy!
I hope you can give me a sweet smile when I see you again in the future! ..... But don't cry! ...
hurried
Many charming nights
Qian Qian knot in my heart.
It's windy outside the window.
Message from a failed student: Students, please go first, I have work to do ~ ~ ~
One of my girlfriends in senior three told me that your guest book should be written to others first, and I was the last one to fill it out! It must be not enough! I'm so touched. As a result, I became busier and busier. I didn't leave a word in the guest book until graduation, but his words at that time became the most unforgettable message in my memory.
..... I really can't write anymore.
Maybe one day I won't recognize you, but I will never forget you.
I'm going to go now.
From now on, we live far apart.
Will you miss it?
Even if it's late.
Fenghuang kaikai
There will always be some feelings in my heart.
Stay away from singing
Still singing softly in my dream
It's time for the last meal.
Raise your glass again. I don't know whether it is the afterlife or this life.
I'm going to cry goodbye on the platform.
Maybe fate will turn this goodbye into never seeing you again.
Keep some memories in your mind.
Say something from the heart.
Sing an old song, in the air
Write some words, in the years
……
A girl I like wrote to me: two red flowers, like you and me, please don't forget me no matter how many friends you have.
The ups and downs of the strip bring tears to the journey.
Finally, an interesting ending:
"Dear XX, this time, drive the crane to the west ......................"
The graduation message I left on the upper berth of the university made me smile bitterly, but I almost didn't fall out of bed in the laughter of other guys in the dormitory. I asked her, and she said with a puzzled face that she had been reading something. According to her own literal understanding, it is a very elegant and good blessing. I almost fainted after listening to her explanation.
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