How to write the challenge book about fighting (funny version)? Master of literary humor, please come in?

Hello, I recently watched the weather forecast at night and found that the index suitable for fighting tomorrow is 5 stars. And as far as I know, you like hegemony, like landlords and exploit us proletariat. If you don't pervert in silence, you will become bad in silence. So I decided to write deeply about fighting you. The location of the challenge will be announced separately.