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My girlfriend and I go to college in different places. I tell her stories at night and put her to sleep. Who can find me more? Thank you very much ! !

I am a candle in front of the Buddha's throne, which will last for thousands of years. I still use my body to illuminate this magnificent Buddhist temple every day. That seems to be my mission in this life.

"Candle lanterns, I have something to go out, and I won't come back until a year later. I'll leave this Buddhist temple to you." With a wave of his sleeve, the Buddha disappeared into the lotus seat.

A year is a long time. In the past, the longest time the Buddha went out was only one month.

I feel lonely alone in such a big Buddhist temple. When Buddha is around, I can listen to him read boring scriptures. Although it sounds dizzy, it won't be lonely.

Two months later.

One boring day, I saw a spider weaving a web on the roof, only to remember that the Buddhist temple had not been cleaned for two months.

"Psst ~ ~ ~" The spider threw the net on my head, but it fell to the ground with a splash.

"Are you all right?" I really want to ask her.

She stood up from the ground, spat, and stroked it until the roof. She may not have heard me.

"Hey, spider." I shouted.

The spider looked down at me and saw the word "lost" in her eyes.

"I'm talking, the candle under you." I don't think she knows who I am yet.

"Whew ~ ~ ~" She took the silk thread as a hemp rope and slid down the thread to me.

"Are you? Are you talking? " She doesn't seem to believe that I can talk.

"Yes, it's me."

"What's your name?" Asked the spider.

"My name is ..." Calling candles is a bit corny. After thinking about it, I spent thousands of years illuminating this Buddhist temple, emitting a golden light, which should belong to the aura, so I called it "... aura."

"Lingguang, good name, my name is Spider."

"Spider, nice to meet you." I reached out and shook hands with her in my heart.

It was that day that I met a spider named Spider. I was with someone, and I was no longer lonely.

For the next few months, I baked flying insects for spiders every day, knowing in my heart that it was a kind of killing. If the Buddha knew, he would not spare me, but I don't know why he would do it again.

When I was most lonely, spiders came to my heart and drove away the lonely demons. One day, I asked her, "I'm a candle. I can only talk at most. I can't walk or climb like you." Will you get tired of talking to me and leave me one day? " She answered me firmly: "I won't." Just three words, which touched me.

In a blink of an eye, Buddha has been a monk for a year.

After the Buddha came back, he still sat on the lotus seat and recited the great compassion mantra as usual.

"Cough, cough ..." I heard a spider coughing on the roof. I wonder what happened to her. Are you sick?

The Buddha sighed there: "Alas! There will be' people' leaving this world here. " I don't understand what the Buddha said. He has always been very Zen, and it is difficult to understand the truth.

"Lights and candles, I'll chant Buddhist scripture for a while to turn over the dying spider, you ..."

I didn't react until the Buddha said so. "Spiders, spiders are hard ..." I muttered.

"Spider, spider ..." I whispered, for fear that the Buddha would hear me.

I called many times, but the spider never responded. I don't think she heard, so she can only comfort herself.

At this time, the Buddha is preparing to recite the scriptures. I guess things are not good.

"Buddha-"I shouted softly.

"What is it?" The Buddha glanced at his face and asked me.

"Buddha, I want to ask you something, can I?"

The Buddha didn't speak.

"Can you save the dying spider?"

The Buddha did not answer.

"Don't you always say that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda?"

"The spider's life and death have been arranged by God, and I have no ability to change it." The Buddha finally spoke.

"No, no ... the Buddha doesn't want it. I can't lose her. She is the only one in the world who brings me happiness and a wonderful feeling. " I can't help feeling in my heart, "Buddha, would you please exchange my life with her?"

"Psst ~ ~" A salty "water drop" fell in my candlelight, and I felt that my light was a little weak.

"Hehe." The Buddha smiled and said, "Candle, you are emotional."

This time I didn't answer the Buddha's words, and the Buddha turned to me in horror. I didn't know he saw it, so he leaned over and sat down safely.

"Buddha, what's wrong with you?" I can't help asking

"alas!" The Buddha sighed, "Everything is providence."

I couldn't understand what the Buddha said, so I asked curiously, "What providence?"

"Lights and candles, you don't need to exchange life with spiders."

I asked inexplicably, "Why?"

"Because you will go out, go out forever, no longer rekindle. A drop of tears, a drop of spider's tears put you ... "

It turned out that it was spider's tears that fell on me just now. She must have been moved by what I said. In the past, the Buddha said it was a fairy. Why did he say today that I would go out forever and never go out again? Why? Why? I don't understand.

"I know you don't understand why. I tell you, you are a candle in a Buddhist temple, just like a person in a Buddhist temple. The Buddha is empty. If you are put out, you can only use wine and women's tears and nothing else. "

After listening to the Buddha's words, I understood half.

"Poof ~ ~ ~" Buddha vomited blood from his mouth. This is the first time I have seen Buddha bleed.

I asked with concern, "Buddha, are you all right?"

Although the Buddha's blood gushed out, he still sat on the lotus.

"Candles and lanterns, do you know that there is an immortal lamp in front of the main seat of every Buddha, representing your own life and death? When the immortal lamp went out, he died. "

After the Buddha said this, I suddenly realized.

"Buddha, I'm sorry." Don't say sorry now, I really don't know what else to say.

"alas! If God wants me to die, I have to die. " The Buddha plopped down on the rosette.

"Buddha ~ ~ ~ ~" I shouted.

"Candles and lamps, I will now use my remaining magic to create an afterlife for you. You will have sex with that spider in the afterlife, so you can hold it. " Buddha put his hands together and a golden light shone on me. "Let's die together!"

May I meet Buddha again in the afterlife.