Funny short jokes

Humorous short jokes

Humorous short jokes, the meanings and functions of sentences in the language environment are very different. We often use humor to describe people. A humorous person can often speak humorously. Here are some humorous short jokes. Humorous short jokes 1

1. Going to school is really boring, so I won’t go to school.

2. You don’t have to pretend to be like me, I’m also crazy.

3. Be a classy boy and pick up classy ladies.

4. If you mess with me again, I will spit shit on your face!

5. You let me know what hell is like.

6. Driving is not difficult, except for the newcomers!

7. I treat you as a human being but you act like a bitch.

8. What is more terrifying than ghosts and gods is the human heart.

9. Autumn pants last forever, and one pair will be passed down forever.

10. Falling in love at first sight will fade again and again, and it will be exhausted after three times.

11. Drunk and lying on the knees of a beautiful woman, wake up and take the power to kill.

12. An apology is not enough to be forgiven.

13. You are playful and lustful, which is just right for me.

14. If you feed the common people, the common people will feed you!

15. You can be arrogant, but you have to give face.

16. Change of heart is instinct, but loyalty is choice.

17. Women are nothing, but brothers are king.

18. I also want to fall in love early, but it’s a pity that it’s too late.

19. I want to express that I want to torture the school to death!

20. You are no match for me if you play scheming!

21. Either you are disabled, or you are half-disabled.

22. If you have a shoe-pad face, don’t blame others for stepping on you.

23. If you get angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

24. I feel so hot and cold, but I am so far away from you, okay?

25. Come on, drag me out, slice and fry the green peppers!

26. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

27. Don’t talk about feelings with me, because talking about feelings will hurt your money!

28. You are not me, and you are not qualified to speak for me.

29. I don’t even believe your words.

30. You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge.

31. Stop talking about your ideals with me, okay? I quit!

32. I just wanted to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly I hit the wall beautifully.

33. Rain is born, not genius!

34. My sister never plagiarizes, but she doesn’t say she won’t copy.

35. It took me a long time to drift over there.

36. The love rival fell into the water, so we can only pee.

37. I never curse people, and the people I curse are not people.

38. Our goal: focus on money and make a lot of money.

39. I finally know how great Tian Liang is.

40. Even though I know it’s just a drama, I still want to continue acting with you. Humorous short jokes 2

1. The best way to forget someone is to like someone else.

2. People on Earth are too scary. I want to go back to Mars!

3. The alarm clock is noisy, the birds are chirping, my blessings have arrived on time, good morning.

4. Sometimes you don’t even know what despair is if you don’t work hard.

5. Seedlings and dew are like grass seedlings, and there are mountains and rivers and people on one level.

6. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

7. Don’t bully your friends’ wives, it’s okay to sleep with them.

8. Don’t put pressure on me, that will be the motivation for me to become your boss.

9. If you cannot accept one person, you cannot forget another person.

10. The person who teaches you the first dance steps may not be able to accompany you until the end.

11. Po Meng, give me a bowl of soup, and give me a bowl of Coca-Cola.

12. Keep walking and don’t look back. Don’t worry about my heartache and find your sky.

13. Hearing your voice in the morning makes me energetic throughout the day.

14. You understand me so well, it’s like you can read my heart.

15. We hesitate between giving up and persevering every day.

16. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast!

17. You are in my extraordinary concern, but not among my recent visitors.

18. What’s the use of crying? Who told you to look ugly?

19. If I say that you are a fool, that is all to praise you.

20. You are most afraid of friends turning into enemies, because they know where you are most vulnerable.

21. Don’t pretend to be shy with me, I can see that you are shameless!

22. If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I was innocent.

23. Standing in the middle of thousands of people, one should live beautifully.

24. Those who are not obtained are always in commotion, and those who are favored are confident.

25. A young man with no talents failed to kill the girl’s lover and replace him.

26. There is no need for me to lie, and I have no reason to be bad.

27. Brother, let me throw a brick first. If there is jade, just throw it over.

28. How sad, I already have age spots but my wife doesn’t.

29. If you act wild, I will accompany you with wine in this life.

30. You are not ugly, but your beauty is not obvious!

31. Every pound of meat gained in the Year of the Pig is happy meat.

32. Love is like going to the toilet, it comes and goes in a hurry.

33. Life is all about having fun and coaxing yourself to be happy. Humorous short jokes 3

1. As long as there is hope of flying, you must not crawl on the ground.

2. If I hadn’t been able to beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

3. My little wish is that I won’t have insomnia at night and there will be no shortage of money on my card.

4. Nine chrysanthemums are yellow, ten daughters and nine are like mothers.

5. Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.

6. If there is no future, it is not bad to cherish the present.

7. Before evaluating others, first look at your own weight.

8. Stop being funny, you will almost die from your laughter.

9. What is a best friend? You have been mentally retarded for many years, but I will never leave you.

10. Life is really good, but there are different sadnesses every day.

11. You must first learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry.

12. I swear, I have never sworn casually.

13. Is there anything sad? Say it to make everyone happy.

14. You are my cup of tea, but I never drink tea.

15. Talking about money does not hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

16. Life is limited, please waste it on better things.

17. Carrying a fat doll on his back and holding a duck in his hand.

18. You still have to listen in class, just in case you understand it one day!

19. A cold-tempered person can be warmed up in three minutes. He doesn’t like trouble and being troubled.

20. My love for you is better than every rainbow smile.

21. When the breeze is finally silent, I shake hands with youth and make peace.

22. It was ordinary when you were here, but I miss you when you are gone.

23. Whether you die or not, I will be there, waiting for you to die.

24. Although I am immune to all poisons, in fact, I have already been pierced by thousands of swords.

25. You dress so dangerously and look so safe.

26. I don’t need any tricks to flirt with you. Routines are reserved for ugly people.

27. The person burning incense is not necessarily a monk, it may also be a panda.

28. He is born with a villainous appearance, with a narrow forehead, a narrow face, and a long mouth and tongue.

29. You are actually not that important, you are only needed occasionally.

30. I can no longer tell whether you are friendship or missed love.

31. Living is not the last word, living and persevering is the right way.

32. Narcissism is not a sin. If you are obsessed with me, please wait in line.

33. Good night, say good night to those who have no one to say good night to.

34. We are all farsighted, blurring the recent happiness.

35. Alas, if this person is out of shape, even his headache will be migratory.

36. The world is so big and there is only one me. Look at it and cherish it.

37. When the house leaks, it rains all night, and when you are late, you always encounter a big traffic jam.

38. Life is like an electrocardiogram. It goes smoothly but you die!

39. Just tell me who is chasing you and I will help you knock her down.

40. I was born a genius, but education ruined me.

41. Even when washing your hair, you have to be very careful, for fear of getting water in your brain.

42. In fact, you are not a coward, you are his senior.

43. I am sober when everyone is drunk. I am not serious!

44. Dawn is approaching, the spring night is short, go ahead, girl.