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Watch the news by yourself. Going abroad is more chaotic than Beijing, unfair than Beijing, unfair than Beijing, more criminal cases than Beijing, and more natural disasters than Beijing. Beijing has been a treasure land since ancient times, and earthquakes, floods, snowstorms, droughts and typhoons have nothing to do with Beijing. Watch the news again. Every year, many cities are flooded, either drought or typhoon. Would you like to live in such a place?
And the medical care in Beijing is really good. Every year, more than 654.38 billion foreign patients go to Beijing to see a doctor, and most of them have to pay their own fares and accommodation fees without reimbursement. Do you think these foreign patients are willing to spend this money? Medical care in some places is really bad. Only Beijing can hope to treat major diseases.
There are more than 1 10 tertiary public hospitals in Beijing, which can be said to be more than the hospitals at the same level in any city. There are as many as five tertiary children's specialized hospitals in Beijing, the only children's Chinese medicine hospital in China, and many foreign-funded children's hospitals. Your child can get the best and fastest treatment for special serious diseases in Beijing, but it takes a lot of time to get some medical conditions for special serious diseases in other places. At present, many seriously ill babies in North China have been transferred to Beijing.
Good orthopedics, good burn department, good tumor hospital, good neurosurgery hospital and good encephalopathy hospital are all in Beijing. There is nothing you can do about this disease in other places. There are few good doctors and equipment. Most Chinese medicine practitioners in China work in Beijing. As we all know, malignant melanoma in other places is waiting for death. At present, only one third-class hospital in Beijing has the ability to extend its life span by about 5-6 years, and other hospitals may extend it by 1 year. This is the gap.
Every year, about 70,000 undergraduate master's and doctor's graduates from foreign universities find Beijing hukou migration units and transfer them to Beijing collective hukou. It's really good to have a hometown. Who needs to transfer to Beijing hukou?
Apart from Shanghai and Hong Kong, other cities are indeed far behind Beijing in many aspects. Poisonous vegetables and sick pigs often appear in other places, but they hardly appear in Beijing, Shanghai and Hong Kong.
You said that the smog air in Beijing is not good, but the pollution in many other places is also very serious. There are many places in cancer villages, not to mention the polluted air, water and land. There are many places near Hebei in Beijing that have been neglected for many years. I admit that I was unlucky, and all the people who could run moved away.
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