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1,
"As long as I look at you, I can look at you all my life."
"Do you want to check it?"
2,
"If someone is chasing you."
"Can you say that I still have an idiot who can't live without me?"
3,
"After a busy day, I want to sleep."
"Go to sleep."
"Do you want to come and sleep together?"
4,
"Remember to kiss the wind around you more."
"Why?"
"Maybe one day, it will blow in my face."
5,
"It's late at night and the moon is hiding in the clouds."
"I want to hide in your arms, too."
6,
"I want to make an appointment with you."
"About the framework?"
"Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."
Once, like many boys, I couldn't learn to pick up girls, my emotional intelligence was not high, and I missed many good opportunities. Later, after studying in the "Mountain Love" system, he became a master of picking up girls. I suddenly realized that even if you are not tall, handsome or rich, you can make girls like you as long as you master the correct skills of picking up girls.
7,
"I dare not gain weight."
"Why?"
"I'm afraid you can't let me go."
8,
"There is no hurdle in life."
"After all, my legs are so long."
9,
"I really envy you being with the person you like."
"It's not like everyone around me likes me."
10,
"I ate all the buckets together."
"We are a family."
1 1,
"I don't want to tease you, because you look heavy."
"on my heart."
12,
"Where can you hide?"
"After all, my heart is not big."
13,
"You can go anywhere."
"But as long as you don't walk out of my heart."
14,
"I'm almost there."
"I lost in your hands."
15,
"Isn't going home a great word?"
"I'll take you home."
"Let's go home"
"Back to our home"
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