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What did the pangolin say?
This meme first came from the domestic animation "Calabash Baby" broadcast in 1986. In the first episode, grandpa rescued the pangolin at the beginning, and then the pangolin whispered something in grandpa's ear, but by the end At the end of the animation, no one knows what the pangolin said?
Many people later learned that this meme came from a well-known talk show "Rampage". There was a video clip in the 11th episode of the fourth season broadcast on October 9, 2015, talking about two capital punishments. The prisoners were having a final conversation, and one of them told the other a joke.
The content of the joke is this: Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit. One day it dug up a very big carrot. When it was happily carrying the carrot home, a carrot popped out of the car halfway. There was only a pangolin, and the pangolin snatched away the carrots from the little white rabbit. The little white rabbit became very angry and said to the pangolin, "What are you doing?"
The pangolin said something, and the little white rabbit immediately committed suicide after hearing it. Guess what the pangolin said. At this time, he was shot. Another prisoner on death row cried and asked: "What on earth did the pangolin say?".
Later, "What did the pangolin say" was often used in daily conversations when someone stopped talking after half-sentence.
What did the pangolin say in the follow-up version?
The pangolin said: A few years ago, I married a widowed pangolin. She had an adult daughter who later married me. Father. My stepdaughter became my stepmother, and my father became my son-in-law. Two years later, my wife gave birth to a son for me. He was my stepmother’s half-brother. My son called me daddy and I called my son uncle.
My stepdaughter gave birth to another son for my father. He is my younger brother, but he must call me grandpa. I am my wife's husband, but my wife is my stepmother's mother, so I am my own grandfather. And you are my stepmother’s half-brother! The rabbit thought about it and committed suicide!
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