Who has a homophonic joke? Shorten it!

There is a family named Pan, and the elders in the family passed away. At the family festival, an old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies. The obituary reads: Filial piety: Pan Genke's filial daughter-in-law: Chi's filial granddaughter: Pan Liangci's filial grandson: Pan Daoshi, but this old gentleman is blind and his pronunciation is not standard. When he called the roll according to the obituary, anyone who literally had three points of water or left the capital missed it. So I read it to him like this: "Filial piety, flipping ... and fighting ..." Filial piety felt very strange, but was afraid to ask, so it turned a somersault. Then he said, "Filial piety, it's .................." Hearing this, Filial piety said, "Should I turn it over, too?" So the filial daughter-in-law also turned a somersault. Again: "Filial piety granddaughter, turn it over twice. Hearing this, the filial granddaughter thinks that my parents have turned over, and I want to turn over! So I turned two somersaults. At this time, Sun Xiao thought to herself, "My parents turned it over once and my sister turned it over twice. How many times should I turn it over?" "I get nervous when I think about it:" What should I do? " I saw the old man screaming loudly: "Filial piety ... handover ... to death ..."