Humorous joke: It was me who was with her last night.

1. Xiaoming and Xiaoyu go to the bar to drink. But Xiaoyu was always unhappy, so Xiaoming asked, "Dude, what's wrong with you?" The fish replied, "Listen to me. When I came home last night, someone came out to open the door in the dark. I thought it was a maid, so I hugged her and kissed her. " Xiao Ming asked again: "Haha! Just then, your wife came, didn't she? " "Worse than this. It turned out that the woman I was holding was actually my wife, and she also said,' Not now! I don't know when my dead ghost will return. "The little fish answered sadly.

In the bar, Xiaoyu said angrily to his friend, "I didn't expect my wife to cheat me." The friend asked, "What's the matter?" The fish drank a glass of wine and said, "She didn't come home last night and asked where she went. She told me that she was with her sister all night. " The friend asked, "Isn't it true?" Fish: "She is lying because I was with her sister last night." The friend nodded and said, "Well, she did lie to you, because it was me who was with her last night."

3. When the father went to work, the son complained to his mother, "Mom, when you were away yesterday, the father went upstairs with the maid ..." The mother immediately stopped the son from talking and told him to wait until his father came back for dinner tonight. At dinner in the evening, the mother gently said to her son, "honey, don't you have a story to tell your father?" You can talk now. So the son slowly narrated, "Yesterday, Dad took the maid upstairs to do the same thing that you and Uncle John did when you and Dad were on a business trip ..."

A boy has no hobbies, and the only thing he likes is sleeping with his wife. So when friends saw his wife, they congratulated her on having such a standard husband. I'm so happy. However, this wife's hobby is like watching a movie. When a friend mentioned her husband, she thought it meant going to the movies. So she said disapprovingly, "Alas! What happiness is there? Don't you know! Every time this happens, I ask for it. I may often walk to the door and not go in. Sometimes I just go in and sleep. "

Xiaoli, who is very jealous, searches her husband thoroughly every day. If she finds a woman's hair on her husband, she will cry. One night, she searched for a long time and found nothing, and she cried and made a scene. The husband didn't understand, so he asked why. The wife scolded her husband angrily and said, "Now you like nuns!" " "

6. In the theater, the performance is going on. Xiao Ming stood up and walked into the lounge along a row of seats. A few minutes later, he came back. And asked the first audience sitting in this row, "Excuse me, did I just step on your foot?" "yes. But it doesn't matter, it doesn't hurt now. " The audience answered. Xiao Ming explained, "No, that's not what I meant. I just want to make sure that I am sitting in this row.