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My friend asked me why I didn't tidy my room. I am joking, but I am a beautiful woman in a messy room.
Young people should not always think that pies will fall in the sky, but keep their feet on the ground. Maybe money will be found on the ground?
For me, the problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but how to have money is my biggest problem.
I have no ambition in my life, just want to get rich.
6. You still have to dream. Although it's useless, it doesn't take up space after all.
7. The airtightness of elevators in our community is really good. Not only is there no signal when you go in, but you can also hold your fart for a long time.
8. I don't usually scold people who make me unhappy. First, I can't waste my limited life on boring people. Second, I really can't scold them.
9. What do you mean I play wild game? I will only delete you, not the game.
10. Some people eat hard when they are unhappy. Unlike me, I eat hard when I'm unhappy.
1 1. The moon is not round, and I am very angry. Can you reason with me?
12. Your family is too poor. You can't even tell me if you want to go to your family.
13. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.
14. My girlfriend is too kind to me. I bought a 30 thousand watch for my birthday, just waiting for me to pay for it.
15. Sometimes I drink a little wine, and by the cold moonlight, I always toss and turn, wondering why I want to go down to earth.
16. Every day, I am in a state where my heart is willing but my strength is insufficient, and my heart is willing but my strength is insufficient.
17. Nowadays, boys are too bad. They are whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends!
18. At the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to afford a set of affordable housing. I just hope I can afford an affordable grave when I get old!
19. I like a person's greatest feature, just like Grandpa Mao on RMB, no matter what color clothes he wears, I like them!
20. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become so high. Take "otaku" as an example. If you want to be an otaku, you must at least afford a house first!
2 1. After several severe domestic violence, my wife can't even look at me now. As long as she looks at me, I will sit on the ground and cry.
22. Usually, people with rich mouths behave badly. It is better to practice those erratic legs than to practice that mouth that comes back to life.
23. You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.
24. You are not easy to get fat after drinking water. You are forgetful after eating a lot of food and thinking that you have only drunk a few mouthfuls.
25. Thinking that you are important, that you are smart and that you are humorous are the three major ills of modern human beings.
26. The ultimate dream of girls: the body that can't eat fat, the money that can't be spent, the cosmetics that can't be used up, the courier that can't be dismantled, and the lover that can't be bullied.
27. I can't live any longer, and I'm going to kill myself with Buddha. I will eat normally, sleep normally, play games normally and watch cartoons normally without cutting my wrists, taking medicine, hanging myself or jumping off a building. When fate comes, I will die of natural causes.
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