What are some short humorous jokes?

1. Yesterday I dreamed that God said he could grant me a wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change to another one. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to become beautiful. He After thinking for a while, he said, "I'll take a look at the globe."

2. Twenty years ago, when your father was holding you while waiting for the bus, everyone laughed at your child for looking ugly, and your father cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Brother, don't cry. Give a banana to the monkey! It's so pitiful. It's so hungry that it has no hair on it."

3. A girl is so ugly , unable to marry, hoping to be abducted. My dream finally came true, but I couldn’t sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent her back, but she refused to get out of the car. The kidnappers gritted their teeth and stamped their feet: Let's go, I don't want the car anymore.

4. Late at night, my husband has not returned. The daughter anxiously called her mother: "Mom! He hasn't come back yet, so there must be another woman!" The mother comforted her softly: "Silly boy, be good, don't think of the worst, maybe he was in a car accident!"

5. A man knocked unconscious an unknown old man while riding a motorcycle in the downtown area! The man was so frightened that he didn’t know what to do! There were more and more onlookers! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted in tears: "Dad, you Wait for me, I'll find a doctor for you right away!" After saying that, he ran away. The old man struggled and shouted angrily: "Come back to me!" Everyone sighed: "This son is really filial!"