Joke stories in the interview

Yesterday I went for an interview, and the examiner asked me: What's your specialty?

I said:? I pursue perfection in my work and have the spirit of self-criticism. ?

The examiner said: Oh? Can you give me an example?

I said:? I am a Virgo, and I hate Virgo. ?

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2. Ask me in person during the interview: Can you tell me what your strengths are?

? I am a positive and optimistic person. ?

? Oh? Can you give me an example?

? Sure! When do I start work?

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I went to a famous restaurant for an interview today. A mature female interviewer asked me what my major was.

I think I'm good at being Lamian Noodles, so I said I am.

The interviewer called me a hooligan and then said I was hired.

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I hate being asked if I can work overtime during the interview. If I work overtime, it will damage my health. I need hundreds of thousands of dollars for a new kidney. I have diabetes and must take insulin for life. When I got spinal diseases, I lay down and watched TV every day. My stomach is drooping and I have a migraine. Are you in charge? Will you reimburse me? Will you leave me soon? The more I think about it, the angrier I get! Then answer the interviewer angrily and say:? Working overtime is not a problem for me. ?

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5. Take the guests to the American Consulate for an interview in the morning. In the queue, an old aunt in front is interviewing. Should I ask her? Why do you want to go to America? This question, the old aunt clear pronunciation and mellow voice, voice like Hong Zhong, lofty sentiments.

? During his visit to China, your President, Mr. Obama, sincerely invited the people of China to work and study in the United States. I responded to your president's call to apply for an American visa to study advanced experience in your country. Please pass my application. Don't! Chang! Feel it! thank you ?

The face-to-face signing officer behind the glass was flushed and dumbfounded, and immediately stamped his foot.

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6. When the interviewer asks: Why do you want to apply for this job?

Young artist: Because I like this job and can give full play to my professional expertise, I look forward to making my own contribution to your company.

Ordinary youth: I have experience in this field and am qualified for this job! ! !

2B Youth: I just came to experience the interview, Gaga! ! !

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