Liu Neng's Classic Quotations

1. Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

Compare which of these two fish is handsome, and handsome is tomorrow's dish.

Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

Don't tell me you love me, it makes me sick.

6. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

7. Always walking in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hands?

8. Weeding is at noon, and nothing depends on the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

9. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

10. Yes, if you don't go back, you won't go back until you buy a bike, and you can't cure Zhao Yutian. Zhao Yutian took Liu Ying back, and Liu Neng said he wouldn't buy a coat.

1 1. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair, add water, ignite and cover the pot!

12. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

13. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it to tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.

14. I cried, threw you away, and stomped back.

15. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

16. Only 20 years later. If only my mother had given birth to me 20 years earlier. I can't go back in my life.

17. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

18. Pants are not worn out, but washed out.

19. It is better to be cruel and heartless than to be heartbroken.

20. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine ~

2 1. Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: You don't even have an IQ without money. If I have a millimeter in my head, you have everything.

22. Liu Neng said: Besides, I got this souvenir. I'm sorry if I don't support it, right?

Liu Neng said: You have no right to say what you mean. You can't worry. There is a saying in foreign countries: if you can't eat peaches, say pears. Xie Dajiao said: If you can't eat grapes, you will say they are sour. Liu Neng said firmly: That's it.

24. Liu Neng said, What, do you want to fight? I won't fight with you. I used to fight you, but now I don't. I am a man of status, and people of status don't fight.

25. Liu went home to cry for the first time, and as soon as he entered the room, he said, what happened? How many people have called? Liu Ying cried and said, No, no!

26. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

27. Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.

28. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

29. Have you got along with me enough?

30. Can you have me again?

3 1. Let the storm come more violently and let those dating get wet.

32. Some people say that pick bones in eggs and pick skins in eggs.

33. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

36. Yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

39. My reputation as Liu Neng has been ruined by you bitches!

40. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.

4 1. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I save paper for the country.

42. Am I your Keke Keke? Keke will not die.

43. If the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. Mom, there is only one.

44. Grab the child's hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you'll faint. Keep dragging him.

45. You are the only channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

46. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.

47. Those who are able to walk leave their legs.

48. Before the countdown to my life, I only have a few wishes. If you can't satisfy me, I'll die with my eyes open!

49. You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn off your phone?

50. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

Liu Neng's classic quotation-what Liu Neng said-is too incisive.

Liu Neng is an important role in "Country Love" played by Wang Xiaoli, and Liu Neng is an honest farmer who likes to take advantage of petty advantages. Bald, stuttering, greedy, petty, too poor and too rich, stingy, but not bitter, gentle, helpful, and Xie Guangkun are sworn enemies, often bullying in-laws Zhao Si.

1 Do you get along with me enough?

Liu Neng said: The thing is, I took a pack of cigarettes from Sasquatch, and I want to keep an account. I want to write it down in our village committee, but bigfoot won't write it for me. Can you arrange it for her?

My reputation as Liu Neng has been ruin by you bitches!

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

I like saving people, especially you rich people!

6. Compare two fish, who is handsome? Handsome is tomorrow's dish.

7 long pain is better than short pain, short pain is better than no pain, no pain is impossible, I want to say divorce.

Always walking in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hands?

Nine countries, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?

10 Life is like a trip, and you may capsize somewhere.

1 1 You know how brave I need to dial your number, but your phone is turned off?

12 I will work here tomorrow, and I will bring this month's rations. Then I will move to the village Committee tomorrow, and then I will move my account. .

13 I'm not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me.

You are the only channel for 14. The most hateful thing is that there are no advertisements yet.

15 Bigfoot! You're getting a divorce now. The director is alone, and you can stay at his house.

16 people say that I can find bones in eggs, and I can pick out the skin of eggs.

17 don't think that just because you are tanned can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

18 You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of death.

19 is either crying or staying up all night. Hold a bottle of sleeping pills in your hand and hang yourself with a small rope.

20 Zhao Si kicks the door. Liu Neng said; It hurts! This is iron.

2 1 Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: You don't even have an IQ without money. If I have a millimeter in my head, you have everything.

If you can walk, leave your legs.

Liu went home to cry for the first time.

Liu Can came into the room and said, Why are you fighting like this? How many people have called?

Liu Ying cried and said, No, no!

Liu Ying cried. Liu Neng said: Just like your dead mother.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

Can you have me again, Liu Nengneng!

Liu Neng said: This souvenir has been received. If not, we are sorry for this hairtail, aren't we?

You are so rich, why don't you let the devil make the mare go?

3 1 Better block a thousand mistakes than let one go.

Liu Neng: I cried. I threw you away and walked barefoot.

Before the countdown to my life, I only have a few wishes. If you can't satisfy me, I'll die with my eyes open!

A bottle of soda and a biscuit. The consumption standard is the same as his.

Protecting bigfoot is the duty of every villager.

Let's have a family meeting about Yutian's temporary remarriage, Liu Ying. Let's show our hands. Please raise your hand if you agree to divorce. There are three people altogether. Can we break off the relationship without dissolving this marriage? Ok, yes, 2: 1 minority obeys majority, retreat and kiss. . .

Your daughter-in-law is gone, you can look for it again. Mom, there is only one.

Let the storm come more violently and let the date get soaked.

Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will look redundant.

Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

4 1 There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

Liu Neng said: Head and feet go together (Liu Da's head and Xie Dajiao).

Yes, if you don't go back, if you don't buy a bike, you won't go back, and you can't cure Zhao Yutian.

Zhao Yutian took Liu Ying back, and Liu Neng said he wouldn't buy a coat.

Do you eat every time you ask someone? Actually, I'm starving.

Am I your Keke Keke? Keke will not die.

I am not a bone, so I can't let every dog run after me.

Liu Neng: Take that sign down as if I were really a bad person.

Bigfoot: If you are a good person, doesn't the whole world have to be a bad person?

Liu Neng: Look, you have connected me with the world.

Zhao Si: You should remember that I taught you a skill. After returning home, you can marinate in salt for half a year, which can commemorate ten or twenty years.

Liu Neng: Yes, I'll dry it and make a specimen, so I won't eat it. I'll eat it while watching.

Zhao Si: You'd better order some food the day before yesterday. If you don't fix it, it's easy to get confused.

Haven't you seen a beautiful woman? Look, look, yes. Where is it? At home.

50 pairs of trousers are not worn out, they are all washed out.

5 1 impossible, not even a bird.

Liu Neng said, What, do you want to fight? I won't fight with you. I used to fight you, but now I don't. I am a man of status, and people of status don't fight.

I'll do something that will astonish you! If you don't get the money, you won't leave.

Liu Neng said: You have no right to express your meaning. You can't worry. There is a saying in foreign countries: if you can't eat peaches, say pears. Xie Dajiao said: If you can't eat grapes, you will say they are sour. Liu Neng said affirmatively: That's it.

Grab a box of noodles, your sister-in-law is willing to eat, huh? Where is the money? Deduct it from 30 quick money.

Don't go. Where's the money? Long and expensive.

57 still drinking! And not a college student.

Brother 58 doesn't accept junk, so you can't be on call.

It is better to be cruel and heartless than to tear your heart out.

I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.

6 1 Are you old Li Tou? Do you think I look like an old man?

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

Without toads, swans would be lonely.

It's no use him going. He needs money to go to orthopedics for this matter. Then the family will have to give it to shellfish and the law.

65 boxes of cigarettes, just like those on the table.

No wonder he has a bad temper, and as a result he is ill.

This is Liu Ying's own business. I don't know if she wants to marry a cripple. .

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

69 Liu Neng and Li Fu said; Is this a one-off or a month, a month. This incident delayed the work.

You are short-lived, and my fatness is temporary.

7 1 Help others? Just because he is happy, then I have to cry, Bay!

It's good for you to stop. Walking away is your only way out.

I will reconnect this dream and see what happens behind it.

Liu Neng's Classic Country Love Quotations

1: I don't accept junk, and I can't let you be on call.

2: When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

4. Let the storm come more violently, and let the date get soaked.

Without toads, swans would be lonely.

6: I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I give this country a piece of paper.

7: You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of your death.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

9: If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

10: Your shortness is lifelong, and my obesity is temporary.

1 1: I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

12: Take the child by the hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you'll faint. Keep dragging him.

13: Don't tell me you love me one after another. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

14: There are too many bacteria in the outside world. I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

15: You are so rich, why don't you let the mare go?

16: Let's compare which of these two fish is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.

17: I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

18: I'm not a TV, so stop staring at me.

19: Goose Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pull out a bucket of water for ten cents, light the pot and cover it!

Even if you are already taken, I will replace another flower with another.

2 1: You are the only channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn it off?

I am not a straw boat, don't send your bitch to me.

24. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine ~

25: if the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. A mother, the only one.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

27: Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.

28: Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Pick a mosquito and make it anxious.

The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. I will send her to God in my mission.

3 1: Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will look redundant.

32: country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?

Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

34: Mow the grass at noon, general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

35: Always walking in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hand?

36: There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

37: The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

38: My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

40: Life is like a trip, and you may capsize somewhere.

4 1: Yes. How famous you are! You have made a lot of videos, and you are not allowed to broadcast them now.

42: Dad said that handsome men can lie, and unattractive men can lie. Your father is a good example.

43: It is better to be cruel and heartless than to tear your heart out.

Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

Liu Neng

1, a bottle of soda and a biscuit. The consumption standard is the same as his.

It is good for you to stop, and walking away is your only way out.

It is the duty of every villager to protect bigfoot.

4. Zhao Si kicks the door. Liu Neng said; It hurts! This is iron.

5. Liu Ying is crying. Liu Neng said: Yes, like your dead ... dead mother, like ...

6, either cry or stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in your hand and hanging yourself with a small rope.

7. I like saving people, especially you rich people!

8. I will reconnect this dream and see what happens behind it.

9. I will do something that will make you stunned! If you don't get the money, you won't leave.

10, Zhao Si: You should remember that I taught you a trick. After returning home, you can soak in salt water for half a year to commemorate ten or twenty years. Liu Neng: Yes, I'll dry it and make a specimen, so I won't eat it. I'll eat it while watching. Zhao Si: You'd better order some food the day before yesterday. If you don't fix it, it's easy to get confused.

1 1, Liu Neng said: head and feet go together (Liu Datou and Xie Dajiao).

Liu Neng: Take that sign off as if I were really a bad person. Bigfoot: If you are a good person, doesn't the whole world have to be a bad person? Liu Neng: Look, you ... let me ... and the world ...

13, Liu Neng: I cried. I threw you away and walked back with my feet pedaled.

14, Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: You don't even have IQ without money. If I have a millimeter in my head, you have everything.

15, Liu cried at home for the first time, and when he entered the room, he said, "How did this happen? How many people have played? " Liu Ying cried and said, "No ... No!"

16, can I still be there?

17, people say that I can find bones in eggs, and I can find skin in eggs.

18, my reputation as Liu Neng was ruined by you bitches!

19, before the countdown to life, I only have a few wishes. If you can't satisfy me, I'll die with my eyes open!

20. Capable people walk with their legs.

2 1, am I your … nemesis … Chloe? Grandma ... Grandma won't kill you.

22, just 20 years later, my mother gave birth to me 20 years earlier, and I can't go back in this life.

23. Yes, if you don't go back, buy a bicycle or go back, you still can't cure Zhao Yutian. Zhao Yutian pulled Liu Ying back, and Liu Neng said, "Come back without buying a coat." .

24. The trousers are not worn out, but washed out.

25. Have you got along with me enough?

Liu Neng said: This souvenir has been received. If we don't support this matter, we are sorry for this hairtail, right?

27. Liu Neng said, What, do you want to fight? I won't fight with you. I used to fight you, but now I don't. I am a man of status, and people of status don't fight.

28. Liu Neng said: You have no right to express your meaning. You can't worry. There is a saying in a foreign language: if you can't eat peaches, say pears. Xie Dajiao said: If you can't eat grapes, you will say they are sour. Liu Neng said affirmatively: That's it.

On the 29th, Liu Neng said: ... that's the thing. I took a pack of cigarettes from Bigfoot and wanted to keep it in my village committee. Bigfoot refused to keep it for me. Can you arrange it for her? ...