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Chao shan Xie Hou fish daquan
June cuisine: false intentions (meaning false feelings)
Cutting water spinach with a knife: two ends are empty (meaning two ends fail)
A scholar reads a string poem: Lu Nao (referring to a terrible situation)
Tie clams in the warehouse at the foot of the mountain: provoke snakes.
Ducks jump to the east: catch up with others (metaphor for blindly doing it with others)
Bamboo leaves wrapped in sand: fake strong (zongzi) (meaning that you don't wear winter clothes in cold weather, but you are strong)
Mother Gong Zongqiu: You'll know when you eat it (that is, you won't know what it tastes like until you taste it yourself)
Dongshitou honest man: the older, the worse.
Ups and downs: casual fishing (referring to luck)
The monk touched his head: no hair.
Look in the mirror at night: hopeless
Wang de JIU Qing
Borrow lice from Kaiyuan Temple-Find a piece without one.
Kaiyuan is better than King Kong-Scattering
Heaven and money-food (will not) prosper.
Zenith bird shit-there's nothing to find
Tian ai Jiang Wei-abdominal pain
Ma 'am, it's decided.
Lantern-a belly full of fire
Eyeless reamer-(non-) engine
A dung dustpan without earwax-(not) habit.
A pig with no ears sits in a shit bucket-the same smell.
Bears without noses-buckle (lean)
Everyone without bristles-Managing Pepsi-Cola
Sweet potato without vine-Chunjing
Dragon Boat in May-Fighting
Lack of five elements-owing gold
Five plum shoots plum blossom piles-forced
Sun Play-Singing for Heaven's Listening
The waterwheel has a shell-no box.
Water growls at dogs-food meets success.
The Flowing God of Water-Showing Foreign Countries
Cowhide lantern-the lamp in the belly
Buff was born-worship quartet
Common grass carp-bloating
Ordinary ducks-no meat.
Qu Long, the mainstay of public security
In-laws worship crabs-many feet and many hands
Chinese fir leaves shed juice.
June cooking-wrong intention
Buffalo in June-Waiting for Good Luck
Sweet potato in June-both dead
Thin shell in June-fake big head
Six coffins nail off four dice
Wang Wen Jia nei Wu gan tun
Roasted sweet potato-waste kernel (person)
Grass yard-everything went wrong.
Burning smoke dome-retribution
Braised pig's head and cooked noodles and cooked noodles.
Burning coffins-forcing people to die
The crystal is on the top of your heart-cool
Double Cattle Plow-Plow (Plow) Together
The binocular shop is under the pants-(not) seeing people.
Double barrel clamp-squeeze each other
A scholar meets a soldier-it's hard to say.
An old cow is pulling a car-walking backwards.
Draw water with a bamboo basket-nothing.
My wife sows in the stream-my wife is cool; bleak
A grandmother gave birth to a baby-a grandmother (mushroom)
Artillery Shoots Sparrows-Deceiving Iraq
Citrus chimney planting eye
Begging for food across the street-too much luggage.
Beggars want to eat bamboo shoots-don't measure yourself.
There is no good family god-a ghost from outside.
Nothing to wash cans-fake strength (diligence)
There is a straw mat hanging in the hall-well, it's a painting (word)
Water in rags-procrastination
Morning dew-can't last long
Cowhide lantern-the lamp in the belly
Light bulb-unventilated
Black mosquitoes bite horns-tasteless
The bull's nose blocks the thief's hand-just hold it.
The crystal is on the top of your heart-cool
June sweet potato-pine tree died (double death)
Thin shell in June-fake big head
Braised pig's head and cooked noodles and cooked noodles.
In-laws worship crabs-many feet and many hands
Tumors in the head and shell-an extra burden
My wife fell into the stream-my wife was cold (sad)
Cat and Mouse * Book-Talking about Words
Cat and Mouse * Old Books-Eat Old Books
Cat and mouse heart-want to eat and want to move
The cat and the mouse are dragging the gourd-Da * is behind.
Cats and mice see dogs-* * Go.
Master has met a ghost-he can't.
Bamboo leaves wrapped in sand-fake zongzi (strong)
Fried AA-with a bamboo mallet-as hard as iron
Cowboys are born kneeling.
A Scholar Reading String Poems-Gong Liu
Other people's grass * * other people's sugar-empty shell human feelings
Eat fermented fruit for stomachache-good.
Urine cylinder photograph-smelly image
Dongsitou Photography-Stinky Images
The young blind man took a photo with a flashlight-everyone was fine.
Monks hold the rain to cover the sky —— Failure to make laws and lawlessness
Borrowing bees from the monk temple-it's not right to go to the wrong door.
Monks with crooked mouths-no serious words.
Dog snake-false dragon
Shop psylla- diners
Mother's postscript was blotted out-no food, no road.
Ge Chuang binds the clam *-you can get in
Toad Cushion Bed Foot-False Hard (Ugly)
Ghosts ascend to heaven-the villain succeeds.
Furnace bottom carbon block (through)
Noodles with vegetable heads-including no blood
With a beard and no mouth-no fields.
Ducks jump to the east-form (follow) this line.
Iron mouth and tofu feet-Kuang * * * line
Have a big meal and buy a bag-it's not necessary.
Broken wood under the bed-banging on the board
Lei gong kou ge sore fog bucket
Yan Luowang's Postscript Falling into the Temple —— Laughing.
A nun chooses a comb-it's no use.
Submandibular tumor occlusion
Denture-it tastes soft but not hard.
The sandfly is biting its tail chewing gum (itself).
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