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Chao shan Xie Hou fish daquan

Learn flashlight in green night: everyone is good (each has his own merits)

June cuisine: false intentions (meaning false feelings)

Cutting water spinach with a knife: two ends are empty (meaning two ends fail)

A scholar reads a string poem: Lu Nao (referring to a terrible situation)

Tie clams in the warehouse at the foot of the mountain: provoke snakes.

Ducks jump to the east: catch up with others (metaphor for blindly doing it with others)

Bamboo leaves wrapped in sand: fake strong (zongzi) (meaning that you don't wear winter clothes in cold weather, but you are strong)

Mother Gong Zongqiu: You'll know when you eat it (that is, you won't know what it tastes like until you taste it yourself)

Dongshitou honest man: the older, the worse.

Ups and downs: casual fishing (referring to luck)

The monk touched his head: no hair.

Look in the mirror at night: hopeless

Wang de JIU Qing

Borrow lice from Kaiyuan Temple-Find a piece without one.

Kaiyuan is better than King Kong-Scattering

Heaven and money-food (will not) prosper.

Zenith bird shit-there's nothing to find

Tian ai Jiang Wei-abdominal pain

Ma 'am, it's decided.

Lantern-a belly full of fire

Eyeless reamer-(non-) engine

A dung dustpan without earwax-(not) habit.

A pig with no ears sits in a shit bucket-the same smell.

Bears without noses-buckle (lean)

Everyone without bristles-Managing Pepsi-Cola

Sweet potato without vine-Chunjing

Dragon Boat in May-Fighting

Lack of five elements-owing gold

Five plum shoots plum blossom piles-forced

Sun Play-Singing for Heaven's Listening

The waterwheel has a shell-no box.

Water growls at dogs-food meets success.

The Flowing God of Water-Showing Foreign Countries

Cowhide lantern-the lamp in the belly

Buff was born-worship quartet

Common grass carp-bloating

Ordinary ducks-no meat.

Qu Long, the mainstay of public security

In-laws worship crabs-many feet and many hands

Chinese fir leaves shed juice.

June cooking-wrong intention

Buffalo in June-Waiting for Good Luck

Sweet potato in June-both dead

Thin shell in June-fake big head

Six coffins nail off four dice

Wang Wen Jia nei Wu gan tun

Roasted sweet potato-waste kernel (person)

Grass yard-everything went wrong.

Burning smoke dome-retribution

Braised pig's head and cooked noodles and cooked noodles.

Burning coffins-forcing people to die

The crystal is on the top of your heart-cool

Double Cattle Plow-Plow (Plow) Together

The binocular shop is under the pants-(not) seeing people.

Double barrel clamp-squeeze each other

A scholar meets a soldier-it's hard to say.

An old cow is pulling a car-walking backwards.

Draw water with a bamboo basket-nothing.

My wife sows in the stream-my wife is cool; bleak

A grandmother gave birth to a baby-a grandmother (mushroom)

Artillery Shoots Sparrows-Deceiving Iraq

Citrus chimney planting eye

Begging for food across the street-too much luggage.

Beggars want to eat bamboo shoots-don't measure yourself.

There is no good family god-a ghost from outside.

Nothing to wash cans-fake strength (diligence)

There is a straw mat hanging in the hall-well, it's a painting (word)

Water in rags-procrastination

Morning dew-can't last long

Cowhide lantern-the lamp in the belly

Light bulb-unventilated

Black mosquitoes bite horns-tasteless

The bull's nose blocks the thief's hand-just hold it.

The crystal is on the top of your heart-cool

June sweet potato-pine tree died (double death)

Thin shell in June-fake big head

Braised pig's head and cooked noodles and cooked noodles.

In-laws worship crabs-many feet and many hands

Tumors in the head and shell-an extra burden

My wife fell into the stream-my wife was cold (sad)

Cat and Mouse * Book-Talking about Words

Cat and Mouse * Old Books-Eat Old Books

Cat and mouse heart-want to eat and want to move

The cat and the mouse are dragging the gourd-Da * is behind.

Cats and mice see dogs-* * Go.

Master has met a ghost-he can't.

Bamboo leaves wrapped in sand-fake zongzi (strong)

Fried AA-with a bamboo mallet-as hard as iron

Cowboys are born kneeling.

A Scholar Reading String Poems-Gong Liu

Other people's grass * * other people's sugar-empty shell human feelings

Eat fermented fruit for stomachache-good.

Urine cylinder photograph-smelly image

Dongsitou Photography-Stinky Images

The young blind man took a photo with a flashlight-everyone was fine.

Monks hold the rain to cover the sky —— Failure to make laws and lawlessness

Borrowing bees from the monk temple-it's not right to go to the wrong door.

Monks with crooked mouths-no serious words.

Dog snake-false dragon

Shop psylla- diners

Mother's postscript was blotted out-no food, no road.

Ge Chuang binds the clam *-you can get in

Toad Cushion Bed Foot-False Hard (Ugly)

Ghosts ascend to heaven-the villain succeeds.

Furnace bottom carbon block (through)

Noodles with vegetable heads-including no blood

With a beard and no mouth-no fields.

Ducks jump to the east-form (follow) this line.

Iron mouth and tofu feet-Kuang * * * line

Have a big meal and buy a bag-it's not necessary.

Broken wood under the bed-banging on the board

Lei gong kou ge sore fog bucket

Yan Luowang's Postscript Falling into the Temple —— Laughing.

A nun chooses a comb-it's no use.

Submandibular tumor occlusion

Denture-it tastes soft but not hard.

The sandfly is biting its tail chewing gum (itself).