Write a story with a typo

During the Northern Expedition, the Taiping Army was stationed outside Yizheng, and the pioneers sent their men to the Lord.

Seek the marching route.

At this time, the Lord is discussing with others and writing the letter of appointment with his pen. Walk in front of others

The officer took a look. What does it say? Burn the city and leave?

Although surprised, I dare not.

Desperate, he ordered everyone to prepare a handful of firewood and burn the city before dawn. Later,

The Lord will ask the pioneers why they burned the city. When Pioneer produced the search warrant, the Lord was dumbfounded.

Yes It turned out that he actually wrote the word "around" as "burn", which completely changed his meaning.

Just writing the wrong radical will ruin a good city. This is really

Carelessness led to disaster!

I had an experience when I was a child. As long as I read words I don't know, I will have 60% to 70% correct pronunciation. For example, swimming, chanting and delta all pronounce "forever", which is called "recognizing half by blind words", but there are another 30% or 40% words. If you read them according to the old experience of "recognizing half", you will become Mr. Sentence. There is a story that satirizes Mr. Biezi: "Some people (Mr. Biezi) are fascinated by a book. A friend asked him: What book are you reading? A: Shuihu (Xu). The friend was puzzled and asked what characters were written in the book. Answer: There is a Li Kui jy (big) and two axes (dad), and there are 10,000 people (men) who dare to do wrong; Only friends can know that someone is watching the Water Margin. " This joke is made up to satirize those "Mr. Biezi", but it's a bit out of line, because it's all right to read Hu as Xu and Wei Xiao as Da, but it's no good to read the axe as Dad and brave as Male.

But under certain conditions, reading the original sound of a word is wrong, and "recognizing half" is right. For example, the place name Tanhu Island should be pronounced Tanhu (Xu) instead of Tanhu (Tiger).

It is said that Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty read Tan Hu as Tan Xu. According to legend, in the 28th year of Kangxi (1689), Emperor Kangxi attached great importance to island development during his southern tour, and named Huang Dalai, the company commander of Dinghai Town at that time, as his escort. He personally asked Huang Da about Zhoushan several times. Huang told Kangxi that after Putuo Mountain Temple was in disrepair, Kangxi gave him 1,200 pieces of silver and ordered him to repair the two temples before and after Putuo Mountain.

Huang Da also brought an old yearbook to introduce the geographical environment of seamounts according to the illustrations in the yearbook. Kangxi listened with relish and wanted to read: "Zhoushan, Daishan, Yushan, Yangshan ... Tan Hu (Xu)". Huang Da Lai and the ministers present knew that Kangxi pronounced "Tan Hu" as "Xu". But because the emperor's mouth is golden, it is also wrong for the emperor to open the golden mouth. So not only did no one come out to correct it, but they also followed Kangxi to read Tanzhe Island as a beach, and ordered residents near Tanzhe Island to read Tanzhe Island only in the future. So local residents have been looking after it. Until the 1960s, when the author went to Tanhu Island to develop fishery production, the residents on the island still called their island Tanzhe Island.

Once upon a time, there was a teacher who often read other words and misled others' children, and was sued by the county magistrate. The county magistrate summoned him to the court for questioning.

"Do you often pronounce other words when you teach?"

"No, no, there is no such thing, just a child."

"What? Do birds have them? You read Wu as a bird and made a mistake in class. Do you admit being beaten or punished? "

Afraid of being beaten, Mr. Wang said with trepidation, "Admit the punishment!"

The county magistrate raised his pen and approved, "Punish three chickens and two rabbits."

Mr. Wang brought a chicken home.

When the county magistrate saw it, he asked, "Why did you send the chicken?" The gentleman replied, "didn't you write' three chickens and two exemptions'?"

The county magistrate was so embarrassed that he had to call out the court.