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Eat, sleep and beat peas.

Eat, sleep and play with peas.

The scientist went to the South Pole and met a group of penguins. He asked a man, "What do you do every day?" "Penguins say beans are the funniest." He asked another person, "What do you do every day?" The penguin also said, "It's best to play with beans." He asked ninety-nine penguins and said, "It's best to play with beans." Later, he met the hundredth little penguin. He looked cute and asked him, "What do you do every day?" "said best penguin. Hearing this, the scientist immediately asked, why not play "Bean?" "The little penguin said, because I am a bean."