Ma stand-up comic dialogue "Three Fools" lines, who has?

It's a crowd in Jindao Village in the east and a couple in the west. Look at their horses, one black and one white. The white horse is white from beginning to end, but its hooves are black. The dark horse is black from beginning to end, but its hooves are white. It should be "Dark clouds cover snow" and "Mottoed Jade Rabbit", so these two people are the couple in Xuansuzhuang, Jiangnan. I looked down at the little beggar, who was eating sesame cakes. I wanted to tell him that his parents were coming, but later I thought it was no good, so there was no follow-up link! Suddenly thought: "The system will never allow such a thing to happen, so it will do everything possible to prevent players from ruining the development of the plot, otherwise the world will be in chaos!" I thought of Duan Tiande's task again: "Indeed, people who don't deserve to die can't be killed, and it will develop into a long speech in a few days. This is what we should do. Do we have to wait for decades before someone grows up? " It seems that the task is triggered, NPC is fixed in a fixed place, and the player triggers the task with time and events! In other words, maybe one day, with luck, it can really trigger the task of Hong Qigong in Jiangmiao Town. However, how many players, how to choose the system, is it luck? "Looking at the little beggar," Yes, all the tasks are qualified. If you insist on doing one thing at a time, you will get more rewards in the end! "It must be so, I am a genius!"

"Are you a player?" Shit, no way! Someone also took this task? Well, yes, it is impossible for me to complete such an important task! "Ha ha, I am, my name is doll xu, should have accepted the task! What about you? " "I am a disciple of Snow Mountain School. I came with my master. I should accept it! " "Snow Mountain Sect should be a semi-hidden Sect. Why are you the only disciple? " "In fact, there are many disciples, but I am the only one who came, because I worship the colorful teacher, so I can receive the task." Shit, yes, in fact, who is the teacher is already a task link! "I don't know how Brother Xu received the task?" "Haha, I was passing by and knew the story, so I took it!" "no! Knowing that there are thousands of plots, the system will not be so stupid, and there must be something hidden! " Shit, I don't want to talk. Can't you hear me? "Ha ha, but I don't know. Maybe I am very kind to Shi, so the system made an exception and asked me to take over the task. " "Is that all right?" The other person's face was full of disbelief, but my expression was more sincere than his, so he had to give up!

"Disciple, you said that Tie Xuan's orders were directed at this little beggar?" I just found out that I have been surrounded by three political parties. Look at this situation, it is possible to start the war in advance! "Yes, master, but now?" Shit, you can't sell me! Everyone is a player, don't play so well! "Yes, it is as you say, I have it now, I don't want it! Which one of you wants? " Look at me, and I look at him. Finally, the leader of Jindaozhai spoke first: "Brother Doll, we are one of our own. If you don't want it, I will keep it for you. Let me know when you want it! I will give it to you again! " The gold castellan has a kind smile on his face, but it's a treacherous kind smile! "Jinzhai adults tell jokes! Brother, you want me to give it to you naturally! " As he spoke, he threw it into the sky, and the Lord of Jinzhai froze. A white shadow on the left jumped up, a person on the right grabbed it, and the Lord of Jinzhai jumped up. The three sides were only in the air, and the black iron order was taken by Qingying. It didn't say anything, the plan succeeded! So the plot developed and it was my turn to make a wish!

"Ha ha, in that case, the younger generation will make a small request! Please help me take care of this little brother! " When I said this, everyone was shocked, especially the players, who thought I was crazy. Depend, you don't want to think, stone skyshatter or Xie Yanke who is more suitable to be a follower! In particular, he was voluntary, so I naturally chose him, but now he has nothing, so he needs the development of the plot! I begin to understand why the system wants him to be my sidekick, because the development of the plot needs my help! Hahaha! I am a genius!

The justice and selflessness on my face deeply touched Su Xuan and his wife and the people of Snow Mountain. Of course, it is also popular to death, just like our poor Xie predecessors, who are furious about having an extra burden from now on; That player is playing nameless fire because I miss the opportunity so easily, I think he is jealous; As for the gold stockade master, he looked sad ... after saying goodbye to Shi Tiantian, who looked sad and grateful, he quickly fled the scene to avoid getting into trouble. I won't join their task, which doesn't suit me, so unless there is a virus in the system, there is absolutely no task for me!

Unexpectedly, heaven and earth will still kill me, so I'd better take refuge in Xiangyang! Xiangyang post station is very lively, and people come and go. The worst thing is that there are several groups of people fighting like no one's watching. People around you are full of judgments and habits. It seems that this is normal! But ... hey, big brother, you hit you, and I'm not in your way. Why did you throw the hidden weapon here? Shit, I don't know you! Helpless look at the aggressive three people coming, resulting in a great misunderstanding. The man dialed the wrong number in hidden weapons just now and was about to say something to me. The result was found to be cheap! How can I be so unlucky!

All the players are here. NPC is very good. Who will play and who will play? Just want to explain, the other party is very cooperative: "Don't say anything. Since you came to help the youth league, you should have thought of this ending. Our Youth League Committee is not easy to provoke! " Blue sky? Qinglong? Since when are there gangs? Therefore, the mighty dragon will have a meeting, which means they have no reason to chase me! Thought of this, I naturally want to laugh three times! But ... "How dare you! I cann't believe I ignored our third son of Qinglong. If you don't kill us, we still have face if you delete the number? " No, I know who you are. ! What bad luck Just got rid of the mighty dragon gang and got involved in a Qinglong club! There seems to be no need to explain, people have already identified you. Alas ~ I can't laugh anymore!

what did i say? Fakes are not credible. You see, fake palms are just not good. People have won two palms as if nothing had happened. When they left, they left a very dedicated sentence: "Good boy, wait, will our Qinglong let you go!" " After ignoring it, I found that people around me looked at me strangely, with pity, curiosity and schadenfreude ... Is it possible that Qinglong is still a powerful role? I don't care so much now. When it's important to meet a master, you should mix a trick and a half, otherwise there are so many enemies now, how can I save my life!

"It's xu! Why not go to Peach Blossom Island for an internship? What are you doing here? " Shit, is that what a master should say? ! "I miss my master's tightness, so I came to see him!" "Ha ha, you are really good. Say, what reward do you want? " Hey, hey, I'm just waiting for your verdict. When I see that I want to talk, I still have to stop: "I miss my master, but I don't want to repay him." "Oh, it's really my apprentice, so I won't force you!" The host's expression is familiar. It seems, it seems, that it is the expression of "just waiting for you".

Coming out of the castellan mansion with a face of regret, I regret going back immediately! Damn it, I saw three idiots patrolling the streets with a group of people from a distance, and they were very talented in saying lines that they often heard on TV! Fortunately, I run fast, otherwise we can't beat dozens of people on the other side! See each other very arrogant through the castellan mansion, do the hand and mouth with practice, and then made an important decision-leave!

Xiangyang does not leave people, and it has its own place to stay! We can't get along in Jiangnan, and we can go to the west! So I bumped all the way to the west (the transmission may bump, hehe) and came to the prairie. It is not a prairie, but this grassland is called prairie, which is actually about the size of a capital city in Middle-earth! Standing in front of a slightly remote yurt, I hesitate to go in!