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The president was laughed at when he came home in rags.

Text/Li Shu

193 1 year, Xu Zhimo returned from giving lectures in Cambridge, and he walked into his home on Fuxi Road in Shanghai.

The sight in front of him stunned him!

His beloved wife, Lu Xiaoman, and her so-called boyfriend, Weng Wurui, are lying in bed, and you are smoking a big cigarette. The room is full of smoke.

As soon as Xu Zhimo's voice just fell, Lu Xiaoman threw a heavy pipe at him and smashed her glasses.

I didn't expect Lu Xiaoman to break into a furious rage for his confession.

Deeply humiliated, Xu Zhimo picked up the box and turned to leave. In order to save money, he flew for free. As a result, the plane crashed that night, his body was burned, and his life was fixed at the age of 34.

However, before his death, he went to Cambridge, England, and he wrote the well-known "Farewell to Cambridge". Some people say that his poems are written for Lin, but they are not, but have another meaning.

18 years old, Xu Zhimo married Zhang Youyi, who was 3 years younger than himself, under the arrangement of his parents.

After marriage, Xu Zhimo's face changed the moment he lifted the veil. He looked at Zhang Youyi coldly. On the first day of their marriage, he and Zhang Youyi started a cold violence.

He stretched his legs in the sun, and Zhang Youyi sat beside him mending clothes, trying to strike up a conversation with him. He would rather talk to the servants than talk to Zhang Youyi.

Soon after his marriage, he will study abroad. Without a word, his parents demanded that he must complete the heavy responsibility of giving birth to a child before going out to study.

I don't know. Xu's parents want to tie their son's heart to their grandson when there is no hope.

19 18, Xu zhimo and Zhang Youyi's eldest son Xu Jikai were born, and the whole family was beaming. Xu Zhimo got on the boat to America without even holding the baby.

After going abroad, he first studied politics and literature in the United States, and later he transferred to Britain. He also writes home in dribs and drabs. Letters are not about parents' well-being, but about sons, never about Zhang Youyi.

One day, under the pressure of his parents and Zhang Youyi's brother, he took Zhang Youyi to England.

After Zhang Youyi arrived in England, he was still as cold as ice. I am full by myself, and the whole family is not hungry. Never cared about Zhang Youyi's life. Don't ask her if she can speak English. It will be inconvenient to go out to buy food. Is running away from home a habit? He doesn't care, like a sleeper who will never wake up.

One day, Zhang Youyi was pregnant again. She told the news to Xu Zhimo. Unexpectedly, Xu Zhimo ordered her to abort the child without saying anything.

She deliberately showed weakness and said, "I heard that abortion will kill people."

Xu Zhimo said innocently, "Are there any dead people on the train? Don't be afraid of death, no one will sit. "

Zhang Youyi refused to have an abortion, so Xu Zhimo left her alone in Britain, where she was familiar with life.

Seeing that his stomach was getting bigger and bigger, Xu Zhimo disappeared again, so Zhang Youyi had to find his brother in Germany.

1922, Zhang Youyi had just given birth to a child, and Xu Zhimo couldn't wait to find her with a divorce agreement. Let her sign the agreement lightly.

Zhang Youyi didn't cry, didn't make trouble, looked at Xu Zhimo decadently and signed the agreement.

But Xu Zhimo was too happy to control himself. He kept saying, "Great." I also deeply shook Zhang Youyi's hand and thanked him.

So he became the first divorced man in modern China.

In order to prevent Xu Zhimo from getting divorced, Liang Qichao once wrote him a very sincere letter:

But the teacher's rational statement is simply unacceptable to Xu Zhimo.

Xu Zhimo is determined to go through fire and water to pursue what he calls free love.

Soon, Xu Zhimo took the divorce agreement and went to find his goddess Lin.

To his distress, Lin actually disappeared.

He heard from his friend that Lin had returned to China. He packed his bags quickly, even gave up his education and degree in Cambridge and went all the way back to China.

After returning home, he visited the Lin family many times, but was turned away by Lin's father. Moreover, at this time, Xu Zhimo learned that Lin was actually engaged to Liang Sicheng, the son of his teacher.

Lin's choice has been controversial.

Some people say that Lin has something to do with her own growth. Her father abandoned her mother because a third party intervened. As a result, my mother had a hard life and didn't want to be a third party.

Others said: Xu Zhimo is so romantic. Lin felt unsafe in the illusory love he was pursuing.

Until her later years, Lin Cai said frankly: She vaguely felt that Xu Zhimo didn't know her.

What may not be available is always in turmoil, and what is easy to get is not cherished. What Xu Zhimo really pursues is not an ideal partner, but a virtual character.

Xu Zhimo was rejected, and he was lovelorn. At this time, he can only vent his inner unhappiness with a pen.

At this time, he also entered the climax of creation. Whether it is poetry or theme, he is drawing a clear line with the past.

1922,165438+1October 6-8, he published three articles in New Zhejiang Daily, which caused a sensation in China.

I don't know how Zhang Youyi felt after seeing this poem. Maybe it was out of guilt. The main content of this divorce poem is to comfort Zhang Youyi: Don't be sad, just laugh it off. Because I left you for your own good.

This poem reads like a fantasy.

At this time, Zhang Youyi, who is far away from Germany, is on the way of a single mother's counterattack. On the recommendation of a friend, she entered Lodge College in Pei Sida, where she became a kindergarten teacher.

She takes care of her children while going to school, a single mother, and works hard in a foreign country. This kind of experience is an inspirational story for others, but it is a bone file for yourself.

She gave up breast-feeding her children very early, because no one took care of her after delivery and she was weak. Can't afford fresh milk, the child is infected with parasites. And left her. Only Zhang Youyi can understand the hardships.

She cried with her child's photo in her arms during the day, and cried with her child in her arms at night, and finally she couldn't even cry.

A week after the child died, Xu Zhimo came to Germany. At this time, he said that he would take Zhang Youyi for fun, in fact, in order to escape the troubles at home.

Her obedience always makes him take everything she has done for him for granted.

At this time, Xu Zhimo fell in love again. His lover is Lu Xiaoman, a Beijing socialite and a popular social butterfly.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with falling in love with a beautiful social butterfly. Only Lu Xiaoman is a married woman.

If the love between Xu Zhimo and Lin is "shocking". Then his love with Lu Xiaoman is deviant.

Lu Xiaoman's husband Wang Geng graduated from the United States Military Academy at West Point. He was an army colonel and then the director of Harbin Public Security Bureau. Most importantly, he is a good friend of Xu Zhimo, and they are both disciples of Liang Qichao and appreciate each other.

Wang Geng is too busy at work to spend time with his wife. He didn't want his wife to be too close to those in the social circle, so he talked to Xu Zhimo and Lu Xiaoman. He thinks that two people who like literature and art should have a lot in common. In addition, Wang Geng also envied Xu Zhimo's knowledge.

Unexpectedly, in the long run, Lu Xiaoman's free and easy, romantic, lively, let Xu Zhimo just can't hold it. He thinks this is the "new woman" he has been looking for.

As the saying goes, "A friend's wife can't be bullied."

Xu Zhimo and his friend's wife developed into an affair. Wang Geng was very angry when he learned about it. He threatened to kill Xu Zhimo several times.

People around suggested that Xu Zhimo take refuge in Europe, and it happened that Peter died. Xu Zhimo also has reasonable reasons. When Xu Zhimo came to Zhang Youyi, he hid for five months. One day five months later, Xu Zhimo told Zhang Youyi that he could return home safely.

Wu Geng not only gave up the idea of killing him, but also agreed to divorce Lu Xiaoman. Because Lu Xiaoman aborted her and Wang Geng's baby without authorization. Sad Wang Geng can only let go. Since then, the relationship between Xu Zhimo and Lu Xiaoman has been made public.

1926 Chinese Valentine's Day, Xu Zhimo and Lu Xiaoman held a grand wedding in Beihai Park, with Hu Shi as the witness and Liang Qichao as the witness. The people attending the wedding were all celebrities at that time.

On this day, Lu Xiaoman looks even more charming in his own clothes, and Xu Zhimo is even more charming.

After ten years of feudal arranged marriage, Xu Zhimo finally ushered in the so-called free love marriage.

After marriage, they also had a short sweet time. At home, they even forget themselves. When going up the stairs, Xu Zhimo will hold Zhang Youyi.

Later, although the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was not good. Lu Xiaoman, who likes to socialize, eats and drinks, and pays attention to eating, drinking and ostentation and extravagance, can't do without spending money. She spends at least 20 thousand to 30 thousand a month. In order to maintain a luxurious life in Lu Xiaoman, Xu Zhimo had to run around to make money.

Gradually, Xu Zhimo spent less and less time with him, and Lu Xiaoman felt empty again. When Xu Zhimo was away, she even took her boyfriend Weng Wurui home and smoked together.

Lu Xiaoman made Xu Zhimo thoroughly taste the pain of failure. He has always been well dressed, and now he has only one dress to wear. There's not even an extra change of clothes.

On one occasion, he couldn't help writing a letter to his ex-wife Zhang Youyi, telling her about his hard work and fatigue. Lu Xiaoman is ill and often stays in a shabby inn.

Where did Xu Zhimo, who was over 30, think that it was his ex-wife who had been around for a long time, and finally let him say a few psychological words, and he was rejected and abandoned by himself?

At this time, this ex-wife has been the vice president of Shanghai Women's Commercial Bank, and founded Shang Yun Clothing Company, leading the fashion trend in Shanghai.

The world is so magical, many things seem invisible, but they have long been doomed.

1928, Xu zhimo was invited to give a lecture in Britain again. When he returned to Cambridge, he looked at all the plants and trees that inspired his love and dreams, and his heart was full of mixed feelings.

So I wrote Farewell to Cambridge, which has become a household name.

Now, when he came to Cambridge again, he was physically and mentally exhausted and lost his old high spirits. Only to find that free love and black and blue.

At the age of 30, he recalled Zhang Youyi, who had been deeply hurt. Now my love has been trampled by people who don't know how to cherish it.

He finally realized how much he had hurt Zhang Youyi at that time. Between being hurt and being hurt, people only know kindness and tolerance.

Maybe it's because I feel guilty about Zhang Youyi. I want to make it up to Lu Xiaoman. As a result, when he got home, he saw Lu Xiaoman smoking in bed with his friends, and he was no longer angry. Instead, she tearfully said that she loved her and advised her to quit smoking.

I didn't expect Lu Xiaoman to be as headstrong as he was. She hit him with a pipe. His heart is broken.

He left with the box in a fit of pique and lost his life for a free flight.

After his death, Lu Xiaoman refused to accept his body. Zhang Youyi helped him, gave him a ride and raised his descendants.

Heaven has reincarnation, and heaven forgives anyone. People always pursue what they can't get, but they don't know how to cherish what they already have.

References:

Biography of Xu zhimo

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