What are some funny jokes?

In order to provide for her younger brother to go to school, she gave her first time to the coal boss. When she gave 200,000 yuan to her brother, she cried all night: "If I had known we were so comfortable and rich, why should we be poor for so many years?"

That day, my neighbor's children came to my house to play and trampled on my iPad. I was very angry.

I asked him why he stepped on the iPad.

Xiong Haizi said, I thought it was an electronic scale.

I asked, then why jump when you step on it?

Xiong Haizi said, I can't see clearly. I thought it was broken.

After listening, I really want to slap in the face, but think about it, I am my own son, I can't do it. ...

Yesterday, I bought cigarettes. I bought a pack of 20, gave my boss 50 and gave me 40. I pretended not to know, put it in my pocket and left. I didn't go far. The boss called me: you didn't take your cigarette! I shed tears and took out ten dollars to my boss: You give me ten dollars more change. The boss also left moving tears: Young man, bring me the cigarette and I'll change it for you. Smoking the cigarette that my boss changed for me, the pure taste touched me again: boss, bring me that 50-dollar one just now and I'll change it for you! The boss took the 50 and was moved again: Young man, give me the change you just gave me, and I will change it for you. After receiving the boss's change, I was moved again and took out my mobile phone from my pocket: boss, I'll give it back to you. With tears in his eyes, the boss took out his wallet trembling. Here is your wallet, young man. At this time, I can't hold on any longer. I knelt on the ground and hugged my boss's thigh and cried, brother, go to room 304 of the hotel next door and take your daughter home from primary school! When the boss heard this, he was shocked, sighed and turned to the store and shouted: Red apricot, stop hiding, come out and go back with your husband! I was surprised to see the woman come out of the shop and gently shook her head and said, "Brother, you can take this medicine." After receiving the penicillin I handed him, the boss looked down in shame and said, "Forget it, I don't need this medicine either." I am HIV-positive, so I am sorry! " . "My heart suddenly cooled to freezing point, but the sincerity of the boss made it warmer than ever. I said, "Brother, I almost did something that I will regret for the rest of my life! "! To tell the truth, that ointment is not penicillin, but dichlorvos! "The boss thought for a while, and the tears in the corner of his eyes were still wet. He closed his eyes and sighed, "Boy, actually I'm not sick at all. Your honesty is really touching. Damn me! " I was overjoyed and rubbed my nose and said, "Boss, come on, I deserve to die! In fact, your daughter is not next door, I lied to you! " The boss waved his hand and said, "Young man, nothing, nothing, take a closer look. This is not your wife at all, and your wife's name is not almond! " "I suddenly realized that a warm current was winding around my heart:" Haha, brother, actually there is nothing in my wallet. I just picked it up by the side of the road. "I took out my wallet and waved it in front of him. The boss said, "Boy, that cell phone is just a model. Look at it. "He took out his mobile phone and showed just a piece of colored paper. We looked at each other, moved by each other, and sobbed softly. I said with a thick nasal voice, "Brother, in fact, the fifty dollars I gave you later are also fake!" " The boss shook his head slightly, and a drop of crystal tears fell to the ground: "Young man, your change is actually ... alas, bring it here and I'll change it for you." I burst into tears. On the blurred retina, he bent down slightly and turned carefully in the cash box. I finally couldn't help it and said, "Brother, actually I can't smoke at all! I just want to use fake money! " My brother patted me on the shoulder and whispered, "To tell you the truth, young man, this is not my shop either. . . "