20 19 insurance jokes

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1, the little gecko got lost and happened to meet a big crocodile, so she hurried to call her mother. The crocodile burst into tears: my poor child, you have only worked in the insurance company for half a year, so thin! alas ...

2. The early risers are insurance companies and garbage collectors; It is insurance companies and nightclubs that sleep late; It is insurance companies and beggars who can't eat well; It is the insurance companies and criminals who are punished all day! Too bad!

The rich woman went to have fun. Mother asked her what she wanted. The rich woman said that she should be healthy, lovely, low-income, disciplined, hard-working, willing to contribute, functional and thirsty for a long time. Mommy turned and called, and the comrades of the insurance company received the customers.

4. An insurance employee committed suicide because of the task, and his family suddenly woke up after three days of grief. The family was shocked and the employees cried: the insurance company was too rich to buy Yan off, and it was also noted in the life and death book that there was no way to die if the task was not completed.

5, several years of insurance, I will never forget it. Development tasks, nowhere to talk about, bleak. Even if you are on vacation, you should be busy, dusty and cold. Cell phone rings in the middle of the night, customers complain, get up busy, silence, only a thousand lines of tears.

6, donkey cart, whip; If you don't go forward, you will be whipped and lie on the ground! Seeing this, the scholar took the donkey's ear canal as an example: if you can't pull the cart well, the insurance company will be exhausted! The donkey got up and ran.

7. Part I: Crying for misleading, going crazy for signing a contract, suffering and tired for handling complaints.

Bottom line: for dissatisfaction, for complaints, for quality management.

Horizontal criticism: the complaints department is very unusual.

8. Auspicious Sambo Insurance Edition: Dad! Hey! Did you go home when the sun went down? No way! Where did you go when the stars came out? Overtime! Then why don't you pay overtime? Do your duty! If we keep our jobs, we are a lucky family! Mom! Hey! When can I stop working overtime? When I retire! Can I not add it after the holiday? Wait till I quit! She will grow up! Passionate entrepreneurial struggle is an auspicious family! Baby! Huh? Insurance is like sunshine shining on everyone! Where's everybody? Everyone is like cattle and horses sold to insurance companies! Where are the cows and horses? Cattle and horses live more smartly than us! Oh! Got it! Suffering is one of the insurance companies.

9. The insurance company caught a mouse, and the marketing department said: Give it a task and see if it still has time to run around! The training department said: let it be a lecturer, it's exhausting! The human resources department said: deduct its performance, let it have no food, and see if it still has the strength to run around! The finance department said: kill it, who let it break into the vault! The premium department said: let it be a toll collector for renewal, and watch her run fast. The business front desk said: Let it sit in front of the counter, customers scold it, humiliate it, and don't let it go to the toilet ... The mouse rolled its eyes and died.