Who has the funniest jokes? {I want to tell the sad people}

1. The boss of the company is really majestic, and he carries his little secretary all over the world; the department manager is very charming, and takes a trip to China with his second wife; the department director is not stupid, and carries his lover’s recharge card; the ordinary employees have nothing in their pockets, Take my wife’s local pass with me.

2. If you don’t reach the Great Wall, you are not a hero. If you reach the Great Wall, a hero will not suffer the consequences in front of you. If you don’t hit the south wall, you won’t look back. If you hit the south wall, the wall will be pushed back by everyone. If you don’t reach the Yellow River, you won’t give up. Come to the Yellow River, jump into the Yellow River and you won’t be able to wash yourself away! Troubles will never stop, the most important thing is to be happy.

3. When looking for a wife, you should wear cloth, eat vegetarian, and find a wife who can do housework at home.

4. After ten years of hard work, just for Peking University and Tsinghua University, I finally got admitted to Peking University Jade Bird.

5. Fish for three days and spend the rest of the time surfing the Internet.

6. Talent, material, and wealth = the new ideal man.

7. When people are unlucky, they call them cups. When I’m unlucky, I call them cupboards, which are filled with cups and tableware! !

8. Rich people have no talent, and talented people have no money. After years of hard work, I found unity between the two; I had neither money nor talent.

9. The turtle was injured and asked his good friend Snail to buy medicine. After 2 hours, the snail has not come back yet. The turtle was anxious and cursed: "If this kid doesn't come back, I will die!" At this time, a snail's voice came from outside the door: "If you keep saying that I won't go!"

10. A prisoner escaped, The officer asked: "How did he steal the key?" The soldier replied: "He didn't steal it, he won it while playing cards."