Ask a few jokes.

Once upon a time, there was a man who was very interested in the cash register in the mall. Every time he enters the mall, he studies it. Once, he went to the mall to buy things, and the cashier went to another place to change money. He took the opportunity to put his hand under the scanner of the cash register and saw "trotters, 10 yuan" displayed on the computer screen. He was surprised to think that the cash register was broken, so he leaned his head over and looked at it. Later, the computer screen showed "pig head, 15 yuan"!

Son: Dad, where should I send this manuscript?

Father: Invest where there is a lot of money.

Son: China People's Bank, OK?

Dad asked, "Xiao Ming, if you had a car made of candy, which part would you eat first?"

"Wheels," Xiao Ming said, "so the car can't drive."

One day, a young man envied his colleague for wearing a pair of crocodile shoes, so he came to the swamp.

He had a hard time catching one. He looked at the crocodile, gave a long sigh and shouted at the crocodile, "Damn it, how can this crocodile go out without shoes?"