Cross talk short script is about 300~400 words for two people! Urgent! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A: "I heard that you bought a new car recently. Is it out of order?"

B: "Yes, I bought a new fuel injector that can save 30% gasoline, a new transmission that can save 50% fuel and a new set of spark plugs that can save 40% fuel."

A: "What was the result?"

B: "After driving 60 kilometers, the oil in the tank overflowed."

A: "No way!"

B: "It's true! But my biggest headache recently is meeting a troublemaker. He insulted me with the worst words and even threatened me. "

A: "How did you get into this guy?"

B: "I hit him with my car."

A: "Boy! This is probably related to your usual love of drinking. As a good friend, I send you ten words:' drink without driving, drive without drinking' "

B: "As a matter of fact, my capacity for drinking is fine."

A: "I'll teach you a lesson. Now I play the drunk driver. How about you play traffic police with me? "

B: "No problem, let's go!"

B: "Stop the car! ..... stop! "

A: "Officer, is there a problem?"

B: "Hello! Your wheel is pressing on my shoes. Fortunately, the shoes I wear today are a little big ... "

A: "Why are your shoes under my wheel?"

B: "Hey, didn't you see the red light?"

A: "No, I'm really sorry. I saw the red light, but I didn't see you. "

B: "Why didn't you stop immediately after you ran the red light?"

A: "Your red light is above and my car is below. How can I meet it? "

B: "I ask you, what should I do when I meet the green light?"

A: "Breakthrough.

B: "What should I do if I meet a red light?"

A: "Stop it."

B: "What about the yellow light?"

A: "We fought with him!"

B: "When you saw a chicken, a dog and a man, what did you run over?"

A: "Of course!"

B: "Shake your head, no!"

A: "Run over a dog!"

B: "Still shake your head, no!"

A: "If you don't run over the dog, do you want me to run over someone?"

B: "No, you should brake!"

B: "Just now I saw your car' drawing wavy lines' on the road, and now you are unstable. Are you drunk driving? "

A: "No, I didn't drink, just a little carsick."

B: "joke, will the driver get carsick?"

Answer: "Actually, Mr. Policeman, I only drank half a dozen beers."

B: "isn't beer wine?"

A: "Is soy sauce also oil?"

B: "drunk driving will be severely punished."

A: "Punishment is punishment! Three or five cups? "

B: "Please show me your driver's license."

A: "I hope you police will discuss everything in the future and stop being so emotional, okay?" ! I just got my driver's license yesterday. Let me show it today! "

B: "driving without a license will be severely punished. This is a ticket. Please sign the penalty sheet! "

Answer: "Uncle policeman, consider me a fart!"

B: "Sir, please exhale into this funnel."

A: "Sorry, officer, I can't do this because I have severe asthma. Doing so will cause a severe cough, even my lungs will cough up! " "

B: "In that case, please come to my side. I have finger blood test equipment in my car. I just need a drop of blood on your finger. "

A: "Sorry, officer, I can't have a blood test either, because I am a hemophiliac. If I do this, my blood will drip dry because it can't condense, so I will die of blood dryness! " "

B: "Well, we have to do a urine test. Please provide a urine sample with this small plastic bottle. "

A: "I'm very sorry, officer. I can't do that either. I have diabetes. The doctor said it would cause hypoglycemia and I would faint! " "

B: "well, then come out in the most primitive way and walk along this white line."

A: "I'm really sorry, officer. I can't do it. I can't do this, because I, this ... "

B: "Why not? ! "

A: "Because I, I, I am so drunk that I can't even walk steadily. Sir, I'm going to fall! " "

B: "You said you just drank half a dozen beers, and now you almost had an accident. What lessons should you learn? "

A: "It seems that we have to practice more in the future. If only I had a dozen drinks. "

B: "Where is the speedometer in your car?"

A: "I don't need it, just take it off."

B: "no need? How do you know the speed without a speedometer? "

A: "It's very simple. The exhaust pipe sounded at 20 kilometers per hour, the door sounded at 30 kilometers per hour, and I began to tremble at 40 kilometers per hour. "

B: "How did you drive so fast?"

A: "I found that the brakes were broken. I must get back as soon as possible in case something happens outside. "

B: "speeding 50 km to 75 km will be fined."

A: "Would you please rewrite it as follows: I will drive to120km within the speed limit of 80km? I just want to sell this car! "

B: "You should often read some magazines about traffic rules!"

A: "I often read magazines like car home to learn my driving skills, but I still have at least two car accidents every year. Please give me an idea. What should I do? "

B: "Very easy. Don't drive again for a while, wait until a magazine like car home is published. "

A: "Nothing, there won't be a big problem!"

B: "Why are you so confident?"

Answer: "Because my license plate is 00544!"

B: "What do you mean?"

A: "That's [touching me to try]."

200~300 words is really unforgivable, and you can also cut it yourself.