Journey to the West Pig Bajie was wronged and cheated.

I have some jokes about traveling to the west, I hope you like them!

2. the Monkey King said to the Tathagata, "I reached the end of the sky and left a mark there. Dare to come with me! "

Tathagata smiled and spread out his palm: "Look what this is!" " "

Wukong was surprised: "Lie in the trough, did you pee on your hand, too?"

3, Bajie: "Now the steamed bread is getting smaller and smaller. I used to bite twice, but now I don't have to bite. "

Tang Priest: "Where? It is cold and freezing in winter. "

Bajie: "Will that summer be bigger?"

Friar Sand: "Theoretically, it expands with heat and contracts with cold."

Bajie: "After that, I'll keep the steamed bread for summer."

4. the Monkey King chatted with Niu Wangmo. Princess Iron Fan fanned two mountains with a banana fan. Niu Wangmo said, "Yidi, do you think your sister-in-law Niu B?"

The Monkey King's eyes lit up: "Can you see it!"

During the Three Kingdoms period, in the war between Liu Bei and Cao Cao, Liu Bei was defeated one after another, and the whole army was about to be wiped out. The soldier said, "What should the master do?"

Liu Bei: "Surrender ..."

The soldier walked out of the tent, and soon Cao Cao shouted, "Lie down! Liu Bei! You use biological weapons! "

Liu Bei was surprised and asked, "What's the matter? ! "

Soldier: "Didn't your master ask us to throw in the event?"

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