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Why don't men like women to be fat?

Men are visual animals. When they see a woman with a thin waist and a big chest, their eyes can't wait to fall. It's like taking stimulants. It's too superficial to say.

Xiaowen is my little brother. He was a child in 1998, and he made me fat every day. I can't wait to kick on the beam and bask in the sun.

My wife hates me even more. One more bite of rice and she'll be impatient. She checks my stomach every day, muttering, as long as my stomach goes down, I don't care about anything else. Think of it as a balloon. When you poke it, it will shrink.

Why do men lie prone? Because of the life of husband and wife, the woman's belly affects the experience, and the man thinks about it once every seven seconds. Women's fatness affects their beauty. Men love face. In the bathhouse, they are bigger than their penises, thicker than their penises, more beautiful than the women in the scene, and have better bodies. To put it bluntly, it is the nature of male animals to be competitive.

It is better to have a beautiful wife than a house, a car and money.

My wife often tells me that women earn men's faces.

In order to lose weight, we had a quarrel, which forced me to lose weight quickly. I can't control my mouth intermittently. Delay in reaching the standard weight. Losing weight is particularly tiring.

Xiaowen said I couldn't get it. But I want to say. I wish I had a daughter-in-law these days. You are also very picky. Many bachelors are looking forward to it.

Today, I went to the countryside to distribute leaflets. I met an old lady who wanted to introduce me to someone. I smiled and said that I have a husband. Got a husband. I also talked about many bachelors in the village. Bachelor has become a label to measure a man these days. But these bachelors are not in the village, so if you have to buy a house first. With a house, it is much more convenient to find someone.

Women think men have no money, while men think women have no looks.

My wife is with me. A lot of people say I don't deserve him. Tell me what I did to get him. Ah, shallow people.

Speaking of means, it must be super good and super pet for him. Super considerate of him. I don't want anything. In reality, the difference in appearance conditions is too great. He suffered a great loss when he came to me.

But why did I meet him? It is also a practical reason. He failed to start a business from scratch and was heavily in debt. Although he has good skin, no silly girl is willing to accompany him to make a comeback. A day to clear away suffering. Who wants to suffer this pain?

I'm no better. I also failed in starting a business. I spent a lot of money to lose weight, and now I am heavily in debt.

Two people at the bottom of their lives have something to say to each other. I also want to have a partner in the trough. Carry it together.

The epidemic has not been infected. We are very lucky. They are all masters whose hearts are higher than the sky and whose lives are thinner than paper.

We are all hard-working people, and we are also real estate sellers. Ability is not bad, it is the lack of opportunities. Are not ugly.

I am convinced that I can be as thin as 98 Jin. I also believe he can make a comeback. The worst thing in life is so much. There is an epidemic every day, and after fighting for two months, each other's thorns are gone. The running-in period is very sad. Just like our character, we are straightforward, stubborn and unwilling to bow our heads. Fortunately, they are all people who don't hold grudges. At most, I will be sulking for two days.

In this war without smoke, I yelled at him several times and threatened him to change. I failed to achieve my goal several times. Let him go at last. I am too controlling, and he doesn't want to be controlled by me. I do all kinds of things. It doesn't work for him at all. Finally know how to help each other.

I began to understand him. Understand him from the bottom of my heart.

Xiaowen is a little brother. Make the characteristics of men too clear. I've been listening all day. It's really useful to maintain the relationship according to what he said.

Brother said, if you want him to listen to you, you have to lose weight, otherwise you can't control him. Why? Because men like beautiful ones, it's embarrassing to take them out, but you can't take them.

Why should I control him? Because I don't want the people next to me to get out of my control. That feeling is not good. I don't want my hard-earned flowers to be taken away. What worries me most is that I am afraid that he will be hurt by women outside. The baby I hold in my hand doesn't want to be touched by others. That feeling is like a knife.

I deeply understand that if he doesn't lose weight, his career will get better and he will have money. Where should I go? I have suffered so much with him and suffered so much. How to give up? Is it rolling? Or cut all over the world with a machete? Finally, I decided to put all the unsafe factors on myself.

Lose weight and make money. I am as thin as 98 Jin. Show it to everyone.

98 kilograms of me

Studying hard in sales is to make more money. I don't want to suffer in this marriage, and I don't want to draw water with a sieve.

If I am thin and rich, he must be crazy to leave me. I said what it was, but he didn't refute it. The situation now is that he is not so obedient. I'm super upset.

Many articles encourage women to divorce if they are unhappy, but I want to tell the truth, you married for sex. There are no two people who can't get along, only two people who don't know how to communicate.

Different values. Will go their separate ways

There is no one in marriage who is not worthy of anyone. You will see who you are. Don't blame anything. Try to solve it when there is a crisis, instead of flying separately when there is a disaster.

Men don't like women to be fat, and women lose weight. Married. He doesn't like you. It's not true. Is to have expectations for you. Just like you expect him to stop playing online games all day and try to make money. Similarly, he also expects you to learn to dance and read books all day, instead of just buying in buy buy, buy buy, buy buy, buy buy, buy buy, buy buy, buy buy and buy buy. Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

My wife doesn't like her parents to gossip. Speak especially directly, simply and simply. As soon as I said this, the audience shut up without saying anything. The two men looked at each other during the epidemic. Fighting and running away from home every day. Because the epidemic can't get out. Many people divorced because of the epidemic. I almost collapsed.

Finally figured it out. Marriage is no joke. There is no perfect partner, only tolerate each other's imperfections.

Fat women are not women in men's eyes and cannot produce hormones. This is caused by men's genes.

Before, I always regarded the beauty of mind and persistence as beauty, but I didn't know that such beauty made me tired and couldn't get the response from the other side. More tired. Otherwise, it may be eliminated. When I understand. Attraction is the most comfortable relationship between people.

You spend time and energy on slimming yourself, which moves him more than thinking about how to study how to cook all day. Seeing that you are beautiful and moving, he can cook as well as a chef.

These truths were taught by Xiaowen's younger brother. He said all the characteristics and psychology of men. Brainwash my success. Change your original attitude towards feelings, and also change your attitude towards yourself.

Xiaowen's little brother said I was rougher than a man. He must have lipstick, hand cream and mask every day. Dressing is even more fashionable. Said I wouldn't fool men, I would only do all kinds of things.

Run the relationship as he says. It turns out that my husband and I are one step closer psychologically.

Xiaowen, little brother, your eloquence is really good. The same is true of people. Teach me to teach seriously. No matter how stupid I am, I remember. What I admire him is that he sold two suites by phone and became famous in World War I, but I am still naked. It is false to say that you are not in a hurry.

Men don't like women to be fat for three reasons.

1 Husband and wife have poor emotional experience.

2 lead others to joke.

3 men are visual animals, and the genetic structure only pursues beauty!

May every fat woman read this article. I look forward to bringing you spiritual purification.