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A construction enterprise contracted engineering sketches (healthy, positive and funny), with five people, suitable for performing in the company!

Image instead of text (suitable for enterprise annual meeting)

Walking and talking,

Aunt: Why do you follow me everywhere I go? Stay away from me.

Uncle: Since you successfully endorsed the real estate in the construction era last year, your old nose is not your nose, not your eyes.

Aunt: Hey, it's hard to be a woman, and it's even harder to be a celebrity.

Uncle: It is more difficult to be an old woman without scandals.

Aunt: get out of here, keep rolling ... as far as you want.

Uncle: You have become a real estate spokesperson in the architectural age, and your temper is getting bigger and bigger. Do you know what everyone calls you?

Aunt: What's your name?

Uncle: I'll call you the spokesman of construction engineering, or "Ren Jian" for short.

Aunt: Is it short for this? It's short for construction worker. This is necessary. You said I didn't want to go out with you, and the grade was too low. Don't treat me like a wrist. I've been angry for two years. I speak for the construction project, and I also check the construction quality as a voluntary supervisor. The construction quality should be strict. Remember fire safety, we will not lose money. Newspapers, interviews, radio and television all invited us to go to Beijing next year and show our faces at the Spring Festival party.

Uncle: Come on, you still show your face in the Spring Festival Evening. It's not enough to scare yourself. Do you still want to scare China1300 million people?

Aunt: Why are you so irritating? Didn't Interview with Jiantou strongly invite me to be on the show tonight?

Host: Hello, audience and friends, and welcome to the recording site of this program "Interview with Jiantou". In this program, we invited two old people who are familiar to us, and they are also the spokesmen of our construction era. Invite uncles and aunts to play.

The complete script can't be posted, please search "Yang Laomi" on Taobao.