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Dashan is a breeder and is responsible for feeding tigers in the acrobatic troupe. Speaking of feeding tigers, it's actually not complicated, as long as you throw food into the cage every day.

One day, Dashan was feeding the tiger when suddenly a man came in from outside. This man looks over fifty years old and calls himself Lao Liu. Lao Liu went to Dashan, called Dashan aside and said, "Brother, I have a wish. If this wish can't come true, I won't mention how sad I am. " Only you can help me now. "

Dashan looked at Lao Liu and asked curiously, "I'm just a tiger feeder." What can I do for you? "

Lao Liu sighed and said, "I have never fed a tiger in my life. I want to beg you to let me feed it once, or I will die unsatisfied. "

Dashan heard such an outrageous request for the first time, but after seeing the sincerity of the other party, he hesitated for a while and agreed to Liu's request. Dashan handed Liu Yi a chicken and motioned for him to throw it into the tiger cage. Lao Liu took the chicken to the cage where the tiger was shut. Liu came to the cage and found that the tiger was only chained and the door of the cage was unlocked.

Soon, Lao Liu threw the chicken into the cage. Unexpectedly, he didn't look back, but went straight into the cage.

When Dashan saw it, his face turned white. He quickly opened the door of the cage and tried to pull Liu out. But Lao Liu refused to come out. Dashan begged Lao Liu, "Come out quickly, I made a mistake."

Lao Liu grabbed the railing in the cage and shook his head and said, "Don't persuade me, I will never go out again!" " "

Dashan was so anxious that he had to scare Lao Liu and say, "What if the tiger gets angry and bites you later?"

Lao Liu smiled and said, "To tell you the truth, I'm here to die. I just want the tiger to eat me, that's all! " "

Then, Lao Liu told him about his recent situation. It turned out that his family was poor and he was very ill recently. In order not to drag down his family, he didn't want to be cured, just wanted to die. But the family is too poor to buy a cemetery or die. Then, Liu thought, if you feed your old bones to the tiger, you won't need any graveyard at home, and you won't have to involve your family.

Dashan was surprised at Liu's words. He wept silently and said, "Lao Liu, your experience is really sympathetic, but don't go this way unless you have to!" " Besides, aren't you lying to me? If you are eaten by a tiger, I have committed a crime. Can I still work here? "

Liu's eyes showed a little hesitation, but soon he gritted his teeth and said, "Brother, I can't care about this. You can find another job without this job, but I can't do it until I die! " I can only apologize to you! "

Dashan was worried to see him so stubborn. Suddenly, he had a brainwave, pointed to the tiger and said, "This is a domesticated tiger. It is ok to eat a few chickens. Where will it eat people? " You'd better come out quickly. "He said, and reached for liu.

Unexpectedly, Lao Liu threw away the hand of Dashan and said suspiciously, "Which tiger doesn't eat people?" Say that finish, he took a long breath, learn to Song Wu hit the tiger, that is, kick the tiger. Strangely, the tiger was startled when he saw Liu's fierce appearance, and stood up and hid beside him. Liu was dumbfounded at once. How is it different from what he imagined? He paused and ran after the tiger angrily.

Dashan was so anxious that he jumped outside and shouted, "Lao Liu, I beg you, come out quickly!" " If you hurt a tiger, it's not a matter of a little money. You and I will lose everything. "

At the mention of money, Lao Liu immediately stopped and suddenly lost confidence. He is not afraid of death, he is afraid of losing money! Lao Liu sighed, got out of the cage and asked inexplicably, "This tiger is so scary, why is it still surrounded by a cage?"

Dashan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "We just surrounded the tiger for fear that someone would hurt it. Everyone is not easy, so cherish life and live well. "