Funny sweet nothings, sweet nothings, you are responsible for me.

When a person is in your heart, there will be countless words in your heart that you want to share with each other, but when it comes to words, you are always ashamed of words or unable to express your thoughts accurately. In the end, you will be depressed and worried that you will leave a bad impression on your sweetheart. Talking seems simple, but what to say to your sweetheart and how to make the other person happy have troubled many people. No matter what stage the relationship is in, it is beneficial to express love to each other "inadvertently". Let's take a look at funny earthy love words. What responsibility do you have to me?

Tell a boy a rustic love story.

Your face is a bit handsome.

Perhaps the only highlight of my life is meeting you, as if I met more people later, all to tell me how good you are.

I slept together yesterday, so go to bed early today. Aren't you waiting for me?

The world is not as good as you think, and the world is not as bad as you think. Come here, come to me. The moon doesn't hug you, time destroys you, but I love you.

There is a kind of fruit that is the sweetest in the world, called black pineapple.

I have something to drink when winter comes, I don't know, take care of you.

Peggy Piggy, I deserve you.

? How long have you been single? ? From birth to now? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting so long. ?

? What do you think about every day? ? Miss you. ?

Why did you hurt me? I hurt you? I like you so much.

Can you buy me a packet of salt? Why? Because our relationship has faded.

Do you know what clothes I like? I like being subdued by you.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.

I have one thing, never. What is this? Won't leave you.

You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow, and I just met you now.

? I don't think you are suitable for dating. ? Why? ? Suitable for marriage. ?

Let's break up. Why? Because I want to marry you.

? Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? ? Our future. ?

? Excuse me, class. How did you do this problem? ? Sorry, I can't. ? Oh, you won't. Then let me tell you something. ?

? I want to tell you something. Oh, I'm moving. ? Move to where? ? Walk into your heart. ?

You must have hung up. Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

My brain is a mess. What happened? There is an impulse to love you.

Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

I want to take you to eat roasted purple potatoes and whisper in your ear: I will accompany you with purple potatoes? .

What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not staring at you. You are in my heart.

Do you smell something burning? That's my heart burning.

You know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

I'm pretty sure. Why? No kissing.

I had a nightmare yesterday, without your dream.

Your circle of friends is called donuts.

? Please pay attention to your words. ? Why? ? Because I will kiss it at any time. ?

My blood sugar may be high, after all, you are so sweet.

You must be good at clamping dolls, right? Will grab my heart at once.

Can you laugh? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

Do you stay up late every day? Otherwise, how can I have you in every dream?

When will you pay the rent? You have lived in my heart for a long time.

Are you afraid of trouble? If you are not afraid, please stay with me.

I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Why else am I so happy when I see you?

? Classmate, may I know you? ? Why? ? I think your future has something to do with me. ?

I learned a lot of provocative words today, and I will tell you later.

Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

I can listen to your voice for three seconds a month.

The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

You may fall from the sky or from the forest, but the best way to land is to fall in love with me.

Where are you now? At home. You are in my mind at the moment.

The best thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

Teasing girls' sweet talk routines

I can't say the most beautiful sweet words, I just want to have a home with you.

? I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you. ? Why? ? It's been so many days, you know, I want to give you something good every time I see it. ?

When I was a child, I wanted to be a scientist. I want to be an artist when I grow up. Now, I just want to go to your house.

? People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why? ? I don't know? Because I have you, naughty boy. ?

? I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? ? I don't know? You Yankee. ?

? Do you know what day it was yesterday? ? What day? ? It was the day when I loved you. ?

Love or not, give me a one-word answer. ? No love. ? Please answer in one word! Start over. ?

? If the wind tickles your ears. ? Oh, and then what? ? It means I'm thinking about you. ?

? Where are you from? ? Jiangxi people? Aren't you my sweetheart? ?

? Let me tell you a story. It's a little long ? What story? ? I miss you. ?

? I think I was a carbonated drink in my last life. ? Why? ? Because I can't help bubbling when I see you. ?

Man: I've put up with you for a long time. W: So, what do you want? Man: Endure you all your life.

I can't be a good person and I don't want to be a bad person. Just want to be your sweetheart.

? I must have eaten too much salt. ? Huh? ? Otherwise, I am always idle and miss you ~! ?

I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.

You spell the pinyin of these three words at once: Li Ke You = I like you in English.

Can you give me a train ticket? Where are you going? Walk into your heart

In fact, you are like a pig. Why? Because you are the apple of my eye.

All I know is that I am in 26 letters. Why? Because ABCDEFGHI I love you.

You crossed the line, huh? It's beautiful.

Are you blind? Yes, I was blinded by your beauty.

You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.

Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do? My wife.

Do you know why I have a cold? Because you have a cold? No, because I have no resistance to you at all.

I want to change my look recently, and I can't do it without you.

? Do you know what best represents me? ? What? ? Compass. ? Why? ? Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I will not change my heart for you. ?

I must have eaten too much salt. Otherwise, I will always miss you.

Stop complaining and give me a hug.

I want to ask you a question, which one do you choose from A to Z? ? I choose r? Then I choose you?

This is jelly, that is a tree hole, and you are my heart.

This is the receipt, that is the ticket, and you are my ticket.

This is foie gras, that is pork liver, and you are my baby.

Do you like me? Please find out the repeated words in this sentence.

I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now there are only two TV sets left.

I want to arrest you for intentional homicide.

There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

? Do you have a lighter? ? No? Then how did you light up my heart? ?

I think your three views are as correct as your people.

See the world, just to meet you.

I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

Good Night! I stayed up late. I'll call you when I'm mature

You know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

Do you smell burning in the air? That's my burning heart for you.

I used to like eating meat, but after seeing you today, I decided to start being a vegetarian, because you are my type.

? Let me count by hand. You are shorter than me. ? I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive. ?

Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

Guess what my horoscope is. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, and you light up my heart/Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.