I want a joke that makes me laugh more and more. The more I think about it, the more funny it becomes.

I saw Mr. Chen Zongzao's "Long Song of Management", which was very funny and wonderful. Now I'll extract some from the book to share with you ~ ~ ~

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Looking at a problem from different angles is often different, just like looking at a beautiful woman on the street. If you look up, you will appreciate it, but if you look down, you will be a hooligan.

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The boy named Chen Yuan suddenly shouted, "Yes, you have to pay to get on the plane." . I often have a plane. Why didn't you tell me earlier that you wanted a plane? "

The following is another burst of laughter, and some people begin to "oh oh".

Zhao Yanfei blushed and turned to "spit" Chen Yuan and said, "Damn it! Still flying, I think you only have tractors. "

At this time, a girl named Zhao Hede smiled shyly and said to Chen Yuan in a bored voice, "I see you, it's a toad who wants to eat swan meat!" "

Chen Yuan blushed at once and said loudly, "A toad who doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad!" " "

Zhao Hede did not show weakness and responded: "But the toad who ate swan meat is still a toad!"

Everyone laughed wildly, and tears almost came out.

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Men are lewd. A stronger one is called a pervert, a stronger one is called a pervert, and a stronger one is called a pervert. If it is particularly strong, it becomes a perverted pervert, and it is extremely strong, and it is called a human aesthetic artist.

four

When Wang heard Wang Mang's praise, he immediately smiled, and the wrinkles on his face immediately became clear, which seemed to kill flies. Follwed said, really want to take iron to smooth.

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He also made up a jingle for this. When a man is tired, he knocks on his back. When a man is sad, he washes his hair. Men suffer, so they gamble. Men are very busy, so they often go to the wrong bed.

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After coming back from the career counselor, Zhao was so excited that he thought about the last sentence of the career counselor all the way-"A daughter without virtue is a talent!"

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Zhao hooked his eyes into Emperor Cheng and said, "You haven't talked about employee management yet. Don't you have the theory of concubines management? "

Emperor Cheng struggled in Zhao's unfathomable eyes and smiled and said, "This is my specialty! Listen to me slowly! "

At this time, the IQ of men is second only to Einstein. The night when Di Cheng showed his information at Yang Zhu nightclub.

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Later, I don't know why, more and more people knew about it, and some even accused Cheng Di of such lewd and obscene behavior. Emperor Cheng said unfairly, I don't understand whether women like exposure or men like peeping. That's not fair!

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In fact, Wang Gen's resignation has other ulterior motives. Over the years, he indulged in debauchery, wandering between different women every day: wife, secret, lover, young lady, and his heart was exhausted. He once joked that his wife is an operating system, and once installed, it is very troublesome to uninstall; The little secret is the desktop, you can change it every day as long as you are interested; Lover is the internet, the scenery is infinite, and money is constantly spent; Miss is pirated software, remember to kill virus first when using it.

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Cheng Di (laughs): I understand. For the maintenance of old customers, enterprises should take good care of their wives like a mature and steady man. Your wife already belongs to you, and the maintenance cost is much lower than when you pursue it. In fact, your wife's contribution to you is likely to far exceed the cost you pay. In any case, your wife is your foundation, holding up half the sky, and you must not play around half-heartedly, otherwise, no matter how loyal your wife is, she will eventually run away. As for the development of new customers, just like a young man who pursues his girlfriend, he should be full of fighting spirit and enthusiasm, pay attention to strategies and methods, and sometimes even pursue them at all costs until he succeeds. When his girlfriend finally becomes a young man's wife, he relies on him, trusts him and is loyal to him. At this time, the young man will become a mature and steady man, take care of him carefully and maintain his loyalty.

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The wife expresses her dissatisfaction by making a loud noise, which shows that she still cares about this man and hopes to attract her husband's attention by making a noise to improve their relationship. On the other hand, the wife is silent. Experienced men know that a silent wife is the most dangerous wife, which shows that she has been indifferent to their marriage relationship and even started to wander and betray. At this time, if men still let it go, or even go their own way, then it is inevitable to believe that their wives will eventually leave.

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A noisy customer is a good customer just as a noisy wife is a good wife. We should think calmly and deal with it properly on the premise of understanding, and don't be upset or even ignore it. Properly handle the wife's complaints. In most cases, the wife will change her mind, stop making noise and remain loyal as always. Similarly, properly handle customer complaints, and most customers will come to the door again.

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Emperor Cheng said, "Yes. Just like a woman, the cost of a woman is not in the bowl, but in the wardrobe and various bottles and cans. Therefore, if women want to reduce the cost of living, they must first start with wardrobes and various bottles and cans. "

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Emperor Cheng blushed and said, "History books say everywhere that I ate seven pieces of * * and died in Zhao's arms overnight. Enter the keyword' Han Chengdi' on the Internet, search for it, and publicize it all over the network. When it comes to * *, it is bound to contact me, or when it comes to me, it is bound to contact * *. My name didn't appear on China's rich list, but it ranked first among the most dissolute emperors in China. This has left me a long history. Why did your old Liu say that about me again today?

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Liu Xiang said with a half smile, "Zhao is not the only one. Look at your ... national contest that was hotly debated on the Internet some time ago. If you participated, you won almost all the youth awards, management awards, quantity awards and drive awards ... "(Sunshine _ Fruit? )

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Nowadays, the style of study on university campus is becoming more and more impetuous. For example, once in class, a student actually changed a passage from Li Yu's Young Beauty to: "Last night, there was an east wind on the whiteboard, and I couldn't bear to look back under the light." "How worried can you be, like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel", which attracted everyone to burst into laughter; Another time, a student explained that he saw a beautiful opposite sex and wanted to move in with her.