Steamed egg joke

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, people with different smiles, don't be girlfriends together, because one person's smiling flowers are shaking, and the other person's face is blank, which will be embarrassing.

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There is no one who can't let go, only the will to let go. You don't love him as much as you think. You are a 100 kg adult. Please respect yourself. The tomato leaves the egg and stays in the breast. People think that eggs are so sad. What are you sad about? Green pepper, leek and fungus are all acceptable. Even if you make a bowl of steamed eggs, it can be steaming and delicious.

03

Don't start to live an easy life just because you are married.

Earn money hard, you will live more beautifully, get used to your greedy mouth, spoil your love for buy buy, and dress up your beautiful children.

The advice given by countless married women is never to give up your charm and always keep the charm of your first love.

04

Don't love someone with all your money. Life is long. Love someone in a planned way. The kite flies high, so don't put the line away at once. Hot pot is delicious, and you don't have to throw all the prepared dishes into the pot at once.

05

As for love, please let it be. Don't start a relationship with someone in a hurry. I'm afraid you will pay someone seriously. Love is like a party. You don't know which dish is to your taste. So, when the table is turning, don't panic when you see someone else carrying food.

However, you are afraid that your favorite dish will be empty before you. What should I do? Nothing! Boss, another plate of braised prawns. You know what you like, but are you afraid you can't touch it?

Keep it half full, and you will be free, leaving it to your favorite dish. On the contrary, hunger can easily make a person make a wrong judgment in order to fill his stomach.

06

Don't cry out your sorrow to others late at night. There is no easy life in this world. How can you believe that someone will help you? Most of the difficulties in life are cultivation, and your way is hidden in your smile.

07

Nothing you want or like is effortless. Lipstick, which looks like it at first sight, hesitates before the price tag, and the person who is moved at first sight regrets it as soon as he opens his mouth.

Every decision you make, I hope to live up to your grievances, don't kidnap a person with your efforts, everything is willing.

08

Don't please that unworthy person, whether it's love or friendship.

09

If fate stabbed you with malicious intent, pull it out, clean it, turn around, maybe there is a big cake hidden behind it. Suffering, used well, is to stand on tiptoe. Only by standing in a dazzling place can you have a chance to be seen by important people.

10

No matter how wronged you are, please eat, sleep and go to work on time. Just like every ordinary day in your life, you should love yourself and take care of yourself. You are a lovely adult, and you will get better gradually. Don't forget that you still have warm dreams. Please keep your seat belt fastened. You should run away and get lucky.

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A person who is considerate of others, understands empathy, can tolerate your shortcomings, and can endure harsh life is suitable to be a lifelong partner, because marriage has a tired period, and the so-called sense of security means long-term companionship, subtle consideration, and vows of eternal love, and finally returns to the kitchen and becomes a daily necessities.

12

Stay away from people who consume you, the sooner the better. What is consumption? It is the kind of relationship in which people are tired and physically and psychologically automatically reject each other. The thought of this man makes my scalp tingle.

13

Most people live an unsatisfied life. You need not panic. Control your own rhythm, get happiness, lose without sadness. Take your time. There is no formulaic life. It's enough to live the good life you think. Always staring at other people's way. Who will help you see the pit under your feet?

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I suggest you run a comfortable love rather than a future love. After all, we can't say for sure about the future, but you know very well whether you are comfortable or unhappy with someone. The comfort of the current experience is the most practical. Don't dream of a bumper harvest in autumn when sowing.

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Don't be stupid enough to lower your principles and bottom line, because it will get lower and lower, and even you will hate yourself so much.

Aestheticism, happiness and love, say a sweet word to the person who loves you the most.

1. I've seen you love me, so if one day you don't love me, I can see through it at a glance.

I don't know why I like you, but if I had to do it all over again, I would still choose you.

Don't tell me how long you like it, no one knows how long it will last, just like me seriously.

I don't want to pass by your world, and I don't want to wait for you at the end. If I can, I hope to travel around the world with you, and then go to the end together.

Love has this kind of magic, which makes people change their principles again and again, but after falling, they jump in without hesitation.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

7. It's not that I can't meet better people, but because I already have you, I don't want to meet better people.

8. I have thought about countless scenes where we will be together in the future. What I like best is that you suddenly turn over and get into my arms every night.

9. Maybe the only highlight of my life is meeting you, as if I met more people later, all to tell me how good you are.

10. Nonsense is because of dependence; Politeness is because of strangeness. Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

1 1. It's not a big deal to grow up. I still make mistakes or get confused. I regret not being worse to the person I hate, but cherishing the person I like more.

12. I don't like others to like you, and I don't like you who likes others, because I like you. Sometimes it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously. Sometimes I always feel that others ignore you, but in fact it may be that you are too idle.

13. The most beautiful scenery and touching love words in the world can't compare with your smiling eyes when you look at me.

14. If you like a person, you are happy if he is happy, and you can go wherever he goes, but you can't like the person he likes.

Qq space is sad to talk about favorite songs, listen quietly, like people, look from a distance.

1. Your eyes are the sea I will never see again.

Second, if the tender feeling of being hot and cold is your excuse, then I'd rather never be serious about you.

Third, if the years are quiet and the time is as good as ever, those cherished tears will smile and say nothing? If the end of the bustling, and wonderful insipid, it is not to look back on a period of the past?

Fourth, you and I are strangers, and meeting is also a boon.

We walked on the same street, but it seemed that we were in two worlds, only to find that everything could not go back.

Six, bamboo, who is your green and chic; Bamboo, for whom is your charm elegant; Bamboo, who are you tough and upright for? Bamboo, who did you draw that gesture for? Mei Lan, Zhu Ju, four gentlemen, only bamboo ink and character. Green leaves don't fade in winter, and butterflies and bees don't recruit in four seasons. Since I studied, I especially like bamboo, and I love its free and easy. For the love of bamboo, I have always felt that the temperament of bamboo is elegant, not floating or impetuous, and refreshing. Bamboo is like a person's quality, modest and elegant, quiet and noble.

Seven, the night is deep and I feel cold. Listen, that wind, that rain, that song, just contains a kind of artistic conception, a kind of serenity, a long-lost release. At this time, I am as calm as water, silently looking into the distance. If you are good, I will be very happy! Let Sandy draw a warm crescent moon with plain strokes, and dawn brings bright morning light.

Eight, for whom to sing farewell songs, for whom to say love words, and for whom to write the world.

Nine, roses have no fragrance, miss someone, miss a wound, don't cry, don't talk.

Ten, poor happiness, rich happiness. Everything is open-minded and spontaneous. In a high position, you can look down on the situation and hide your strength. The bottom can look down on gains and losses, and contentment is always happy. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that all the other mountains look short under the sky. Look up at the sky, the sun, the moon and the stars. Be able to bear the burden of humiliation and be calm. Inner peace, indifference, calmness, elegance and happiness.

Eleven, the sign of a person's maturity is to learn to be cruel, learn to be independent, learn to smile, and learn to discard unworthy feelings.

12. Happiness cannot escape the strangulation of time. I want to reach for something, but I struggle feebly, disgust and helplessness. Waiting for disappointment again and again will result in deepening your hatred again and again! The tighter you hold, the faster you lose, but you dare not let go. The stronger your desire, the more disappointed you are. The struggle in your mind has turned into sadness. Can you sleep rationally and quietly? Some things are always beautiful to think of, so in imagination, you waste a reality that could have been very happy.

Thirteen, the people who said they would never leave have long been scattered all over the world.

Fourteen, life, white clouds blossoming, how many vicissitudes and tears drift away; Life is too short to sweat, and how many past events and memories have been precipitated.

Love you, give you all the good things in my life, and then leave, let the kaleidoscope illuminate your eyes.

Sixteen, all the timeless fleeting time, will eventually fade away the hustle and bustle of life in the fragrance of gardenia, immersed in the most beautiful purity, don't ask the mundane, don't ask the trivial, just ask for the truest beauty, just ask for a indifference. Gardenia gives people life, which should be an obsession with beauty and the most eager expectation for life. The beautiful gardenia will drive all the fragrance to diffuse in its beauty.

Seventeen-year-old, whose smile warms each other's hearts, whose dream is as bright as fireworks, goes through the years to find it carefully, eager to find the love of life in a corner of life. I hope to live with you in sunny days.

Eighteen, like the song, listen quietly, like the person, look from a distance!

19. Looking for the scenery that used to have you, day and night, year after year, recalling the days when I knew there was no answer in the past four days, it was like a dream, which made my heart sad, and walking in the wind with a frost and infinite amorous feelings. Those memories about you are so hard to give up, and I use words to resist sadness, which is deep, charming and quiet.

Twenty, like water, if you are high, I will retreat and never drown your strengths; If you are low, I will come and never expose your defects; You move, I will follow, and I will never leave your loneliness; If you are quiet, I will keep it for a long time and never disturb your peace; If you are hot, I will boil, and I will never hinder your enthusiasm; I will freeze if you are cold, and I will never ignore your cold. Good as water, good as water. Like life like water, follow the crowd.

21. I once read a passage on a post bar: One day, there will be a person who will read all the states you have written, all the Weibo you have written, all the photos in your space, and even go to other places to find information about you, try to listen to your favorite songs, walk past the places you have walked, read your favorite books and taste all the delicious things you have shouted, just to make up for the time when he was late for your youth.

22. It is much better to do more for him silently and feel lonely and sad only by looking at his back than to hear that I don't love you.

Twenty-three, at a certain time, miss a period of palmprint; Hide somewhere and miss someone I care about.

Twenty-four, everyone is a lonely individual, learn to be strong, learn to be brave, learn to bear, and you can let go. Feelings will be strong and weak.

Twenty-five, there is no failure in life, only disillusionment!

Twenty-six years old, a moment that should last forever, has come and gone before I know it! Loneliness is not innate, but begins when you fall in love with someone. It is unconscious to let a person walk into his heart. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to.

Twenty-seven, who travels around the world without a box of masks these days?

Twenty-eight, I tried my best not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that I was injured.

Twenty-nine, your sunset, my face, whose one-third year.

Thirty, lonely, countercurrent, through the pale, dressed in Ying Ying Bai Lu, firmly towards the beautiful Iraqi people in the middle of the water. Whispering wine and dancing with Iraqis under the moon, stroking a plum flower and dancing for a long time. Live up to the Iraqi spring scenery and indulge in fleeting time. The name and hypocrisy in the world have vanished at this time.

Thirty-one, waste youth in colorful soap bubbles of hope.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

Thirty-three, those beautiful things that have passed away are like those falling cherry blossoms, beautiful and fragile, which makes people linger. The sunshine seems to recall our sadness and slowly awaken all the sleeping past. Our time is like sand in an hourglass.

Thirty-four, love is a cup of wine of years, intoxicated with the heart, is a sad song, colorful life. Love is the warmth in your hand. Holding your hand is the most beautiful scenery in life, without eternal vows and expectations.

Qq girls are sad to say that I am not a lady, but I am a good girl.

I am not a lady, but I am a good girl.

Second, if you love, please deeply love, if you dislike, please thoroughly.

Third, the cruelest sentence in the world is not that I'm sorry, nor that I hate you, but that we can never go back.

Fourth, someone appears and someone leaves. Then everything went back to the original point, with only heavy memories.

God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

I don't know how long they can accompany me.

Seventh, pull up your skirt and walk the streets.

I'm sorry, not that I don't want to see you, but that I can't help myself when I face you.

After Obama killed bin Laden, I no longer believe in love ~!

Ten, burn the letter you wrote, forget your favorite song, tie my eyes, tears can't fall, I am still very happy.

Love is nothing more than another person throwing it away and another person picking it up.

Twelve, after every rush, I know that a farewell may be a lifetime.

Thirteen, how many people have I lost contact with for one of you? As a result, as soon as you left, they were gone.

Memory is a song, even if you forget the lyrics, you can hum its melody.

15. Save a place for me in your heart, will you?

Sixteen, flowers bloom, frivolous dreams that will not disappear.

Seventeen, some people, even if the surface is not sunny, are still so unhealthy.

18. The only test of friendship is whether two people can speak ill of others together.

Nineteen, the original love is not suitable for learning to wait all the time.

Twenty, sometimes I don't know what's wrong with me, just want to cry and put down my inner weight.

I listen to everything you say carefully. Maybe your casual jokes can make me sad for a long time.

22, involuntarily life is not as perfect as you think.

I am most afraid that you will tell her our story like a joke.

1. I can get it back if others like you, but what should I do if you like others!

I am most afraid that you will tell her our story as a joke.

It's really hard to like someone who doesn't belong to you. It doesn't even make sense to be jealous.

4. Some people, you try very hard to keep them, but you are very tired.

5. What law in the world stipulates that if you love someone, he must love you? No, I didn't. So, there is nothing wrong with him, but he doesn't love me.

6. Some words, you inadvertently say, but I am seriously sad.

7. Not all efforts will change, just like no matter how good I am to you, you will still pretend not to see it.

8. The person who moved me the most in the past has now become the one who makes me cry.

9. When you put on a wedding dress and become someone else's bride, I will never mention that honor again; When I put on a suit and became someone else's groom, you were still my original dream.

10. How many people you think will never betray you are using your ideas?

1 1. I can listen to your story with a smile, but I really can't afford to laugh at your relationship.

12. The storyteller is crying and the listener is laughing.

13. You used to like me, but now you don't. That's my incompetence. I don't blame you.

14. Who hasn't been tortured by reality from a kind-hearted child to a deep-seated crazy person? From now on, your world has nothing to do with me, and my world is only worth seeing.

15. Are you in love? People who love but can't.

16. What saddens me more than losing you is that you never tried to be with me.

17. I love snow because I am afraid of cold, and I love you because I am afraid of pain.

18. No one leaves you because of impulse, and you can't see the tears of sadness, helplessness and patience again and again.