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The school is going to hold a cosplay party. I am the host, but the host program is about Naruto, that is, the next program is Naruto.

Huo Ying version of Spring Festival Evening (super funny, top it)

Huo Ying Spring Festival Gala

Moderator: Konoha Dark Department (depending on its outstanding performance in three generations of commentary and serpent PK)

Program 1: Happy Chorus.

Meteor shower: F4-Yin Quartet flute accompaniment: Tayuya.

Friends: rescue operation group 5 of Konoha Sasaki+Akamaru.

Don't ask me who I am: secret services of various countries.

Dragon Boxing+Double Roller: Kai Xiaoli

Program 2: Dance class

Fan Dance: Temarii

Konoha impression: Sarutobi Kurenai red beans are silent

Program 3: Solo "Too Heartache": popular idol-Gekkō Hayate (the knife was too long to pull out before ...)

I am a girl: Bai.

One-man show: Kimimaro

Xiasha: I love Luo.

Orc: Inuzuka Kiba.

In the name of father: Kakashi

Gossip: Special Guest "Qimu Shuomao" Qimu Shuomao

Dark sky: Muhuoying II

Program 4: Couple duet

Worth it: Bai, stop chopping.

At least you: Naruto (in a state of temptation), Iruka.

People who love me and people I love: Xiao Li, Woody Sakura, Zuo Zhu.

-the host interrupted: "tell everyone a good elimination.

Rest, at the just-concluded award ceremony of forbearance H Literature Prize, Jiraiya took his book "Deep Love Paradise" to make a bold breakthrough.

Win the first place "(turning to the big screen)" Please see the report sent back by the reporter now! "-only big.

On the screen, Jiraiya smiled and read out his acceptance speech-"Next, I want to thank my father first."

Mom, then thank the publisher ... (delete the N word here) "(fast forward ...)

(Moderator: * It's over! )

Procedure 7: Scenario Sketch

My Savage Girlfriend: Lointe Marie's walk-on: pigs, deer, butterflies, etc.

Program 8: Poetry with Music

"You are the wind, I am the sand" Recitation: I love Temari.

Music: Yin Endurance (Yin Endurance Trio-Three people who took the test in Zhong Endurance: *, does the word "we" include us? 555555)

Program 9: Group Dance

Health song, fried rice with eggs

Leading dance: Ding, the second Langfang.

Dancing: seven knives in the fog (after all, we are also awesome, how did we finally become dancers?

Program 10: Acrobatics

Puppet Skills: Kan Jiulang

Training Beasts: Teeth &; Have a daughter

Dart shooting: JiNing &; Zhitian

-The host interrupted again: Tell you another good news, at the just-concluded enduring Oscar Film Festival.

In fact, Dou Wei won the Best Actor Award for his wonderful performance in Infernal Affairs 4 (applause)! roll

Subtitle-Due to time, the winning picture will be broadcast later in Endure Film Report, please forgive me! (Dou: 555555555555 didn't show up? )

(Gang Shou-the general director of this party: TNND, who told you to eat my tofu when you were PK with me last time? Hehe ...)

23:58- Moderator: "Please welcome the respected three generations of Muhuoying Ape Fei to give a speech!" (Applause climax)

-Ape took the receiver and cleared his throat: "Below-(Interrupt! )

The host interrupted (hey hey, I won't let you talk! ): The New Year bell is about to ring.

Let's count down together and welcome this new year! Next, please direct the pilot to cut the camera to our side in the radio wave.

The location of Naruto Bridge in China, let's listen to the New Year bells! 5,4,3,2, 1! When ... When ... When ... Everyone.

Happy new year!

(I saw the audience happily throwing things into the air, such as broadsword, shuriken, sickle, detonator, etc. And I hear an X calling from time to time: Me.

Boss, whose knife is so big! ..)

I told you not to throw it about. These are the things we eat. If we lose them, how can we pose? -Keep looking for that knife ...)

(Gone with the Wind Ape: Well done, little bastard in the dark. I only said two words. Look at my killing. "You damn fool are sealed."

".........)

Program 16: finale song

"No one sleeps tonight" Singing: orochimaru-depressed, why not let me perform the magic "Dirt reincarnation"? ..

(Gang Shou: You ate my tofu last PK ~ ...)

Program 17: Chorus

Ninja: All cast members

Lead singer: Jindou (special guest)

............ Ape Fly ...: "It usually works. Why hasn't death come out today? " ........

............ Death: "*, there is no peace in the Spring Festival. We will go after the Spring Festival party ..."

The party was really great. ........