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Words and sentences about weight loss

1. The most dedicated thing in the world is the flesh on your body. No matter how much you neglect it, it will still never leave you!

2. I keep all my worries in my heart, no wonder I can’t lose weight.

3. Complaining about losing weight every day is just a scaremongering.

4. For something as lofty as weight loss, we should wait until we are full before we can study it carefully.

5. See the number on the scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. When I meet someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. See yourself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. When you meet someone you like: I want to lose weight. See food: Fuck the weight loss!

6. I was very thin before and will be very thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

7. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

8. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend who has been unable to gain weight for many years.

9. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, the first important thing is to eat and drink well!

10. I am fleshy, comfortable to hold, comfortable to lean on, comfortable to hold, but uncomfortable to look at

11. Time has smoothed my sharp edges and I have obviously gained weight. Refuse to admit it

12. God! If you can't make me thin, then make my friends fat.

13. I heard that making a wish when there is a shooting star in the sky is particularly effective. I made a wish to the shooting star that day, hoping that I could lose weight. Holy shit! As a result, the meteor flew back along the same path!

14. Because I am fat, so fleshy, so soft, and will be warm in winter. Don’t push me away, because I am fat and round, get away. If you do, you won't be able to come back.

15. I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because I have you inside my body.

16. Just talk about losing weight.

17. Don’t underestimate how beautiful any fat person will be after losing weight.

18. It’s noon on the day of hoeing. It’s so painful to grow fat. I look in the mirror in the morning. I cry all morning. I can’t put on my clothes. I feel very painful. I can’t do it without wearing it. It’s even more painful if I wear it. I want to It’s not painful, eating less is the most reliable thing. Just when I made up my mind, the dinner table was messed up again!

19. Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.

20. When I lose weight, you must come, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

21. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament.

22. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If Han Hong is not dead, I will get Han Hong’s disease.

23. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

24. I have a desire to lose weight and a stomach that is a foodie. They compete every day. I counted with my fingers and Emma’s stomach won again today!

25. There is a kind of girl who only has two things in her mind: eating and losing weight.

26. The lyrics of "Enjoy and shed tears at the same time" portray a fat man who regrets eating a lot but can't stop, and his mouth is immersed in food and cannot extricate himself.

27. I only had a desire to lose weight, but I ended up being a foodie.

28. When it comes to weight loss, fat people shout and thin people do it. Inspirational sentences for weight loss Sentences to inspire people to lose weight

1. Beauty, what’s the use of losing a little weight? Don’t listen to others’ false claims that you seem to have lost a little weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others say, wow! You are so beautiful!!! That's how beautiful you are.

2. Xu Xiyuan eats one banana a day for three weeks. So you see, you just have to be patient.

Why can't you when others can?

3. Do you just like others to point out your ugly figure? Just like watching the boy you like being snatched away by the girl you hate? Do you just like to stuff your thick legs into baggy pants every day? Do you just like to wear tight-fitting clothes and sweat profusely while walking under the scorching sun? Do you like the ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can’t fit into? Women of this weight have no future! Just be tough on yourself! Why do you like eating so much? Are you having sex with meat or something?

4. Do you like watching the boy you like being snatched away by the girl you hate?

5. A woman who loves to eat! If you love eating more, if you take one less bite, what will happen? Can you die? Ever since you were little, have you ever been at a disadvantage?

6. Don’t just fantasize about losing weight without making any efforts.

7. Beauty, what’s the use of losing a little weight? Don’t listen to other people’s false remarks that you seem to have lost a little weight. What’s the use of being thinner! Just listen to what others say, wow! You are so beautiful! That would be so beautiful!

8. You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you makes me lose my appetite.

9. If you slim down your face, you will save a lot of cosmetics.

10. When Mona Lisa saw you, she stopped smiling; when Concubine Yang saw you, she became drunk and acted recklessly; when Xi Shi saw you, she did weight loss exercises; when Wu Zetian saw you, she stopped being arrogant; Athena When I see you, I am so jealous that I am stupid. Happy Women’s Day!

11. How can a person who can’t even control his own weight control his life? .

12. You don’t dare to grin when taking pictures, right? You don’t dare to wear light-colored pants, right? This is the biggest sorrow of fat people! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because while she is trying to persuade you to eat more to take care of your body, she herself is making excuses not to eat as much as possible! Even if you eat it, it’s still vegetarian, and it’s symbolic! no way! Thin guy! Small stomach! If you don’t restrain yourself, you will envy others for the rest of your life!

13. Even if you survive the entire harsh winter in expectation and anxiety, the next season may not be spring.

14. You know, it is difficult to say to the shopkeeper whether there are XL, XXL, or XXXL clothes; but the clothes here are too fat. But he can say it confidently.

15. If you want to be thin, you have to pay a price. If you can’t bear it, you will continue to hang out in the ranks of fat people.

16. In fact, losing weight means eating less and moving more. Choose a method you believe in, stick to it, and it will work. I suspected it was useless from the beginning.

17. Even if you don’t lose weight now, the money saved will have to be used to buy medicines for heart disease, stroke, high blood pressure, and diabetes in the future. It’s still not cost-effective.

18. If you want to lose weight, don’t make excuses for yourself. Will you die if you are more decisive?

19. Overeating is a shameful behavior and a waste of national food. Think of those who are hungry!

20. Don’t call others rude when you see them getting fatter!

21. Although I know how to use photoshop, every photo needs to be Photoshopped before it can be archived, which is also very troublesome.

22. The fat man who was just dumped by his boyfriend! Wahahahahaha! You were finally dumped! Your boyfriend is a shitmaker who only eats and poops. You want to get rid of him, right? Are you still binge eating in pain? ! Then just wait for the next man to dump you too!

23. Don’t buy new clothes until you lose weight.

24. I am determined to change my mind and have a beauty transformation.

25. Don’t buy new clothes until you lose weight!

26. Think about the people who have made fun of you for being fat.

27. If you want to lose weight, don’t make excuses for yourself. Will you die if you are decisive?

28. If you tell me that you can’t endure hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should stop losing weight.

29. Hold on, don’t eat. How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat!

30. Only if the desire for a beautiful body outweighs the desire for disappointment can it be possible to successfully lose weight.

Sentences to inspire people to lose weight

1. Every time after a full meal, there is a desire to lose weight.

2. Live a more nourishing life when you see beauties one by one. Why? Beautiful beauties naturally call for more than a hundred cars to pick them up and drop them off, letting her choose.

3. There is a kind of girl who only has two things in her mind: eating and losing weight.

4. Make your current boyfriend decent, make your past boyfriend regretful, and make your future boyfriend amazing.

5. Fat people without boyfriends! Do you know why no boyfriend knows! Who wants you if you are so cool? Nowadays, men from the Shape Association are everywhere! Look at the fat on your thighs! Calf muscles! You are a frog but still a toad! Look at those fat arms of yours! Why don't you become a sumo wrestler?

6. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride.

7. If you want to lose weight, don’t make excuses for yourself. Will you die if you have less ink?

8. If you keep showing off your weight, your boyfriend will not want you! Do you think he said you are fat and cute? It’s true that you have just the right physique! You still have no idea! Your boyfriend wants 170CM200J, don’t you look cute?

9. Do you drag your bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide your fatness to squeeze into the bus? Or do you have to risk drifting and drive slowly and be late on a cold day?

10. Think about the sisters who support you!

11. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after she loses weight!

12. Do you just like others to point out your ugly figure?

13. Hold on, don’t eat. How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat!

14. I like my shadow in the sunset, it makes me look tall and thin.

15. She herself makes excuses not to eat! Even if you eat it, it’s still vegetarian, and it’s a bit symbolic! No way! People are thin and thin! Small stomach! Otherwise, you can suppress yourself and envy other people all your life!

16. Don’t buy new clothes until you lose weight! Don’t do your hair again until you lose weight! Just keep being a filthy fat guy wearing outdated clothes!

17. Every time I face delicious food, I warn myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

18. A fat man without a boyfriend! Do you know why he doesn’t have a boyfriend? Who would want you if you look like this! Nowadays, men from appearance associations are everywhere! Look at the fat on your thighs! On your calves muscles! Are you a frog or a toad? Look at your fat arms! Why don’t you become a sumo wrestler!

19. Losing weight is a very simple thing. Just eat less and move more. Don't make it too complicated, as it will be bad for your health or cause psychological problems, which will only cause more trouble.

20. You know, it is difficult to tell the shopkeeper whether there are XL, XXL, or XXXL clothes; but you can tell the shopkeeper confidently that the clothes here are too fat.

21. Once upon a time, there was a fat man. He heard that yoga can help lose weight. God paid off. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

22. Other women can lose weight, why can’t you! Are you an idiot? Are you born to be a fat pig?

23. If mosquitoes don’t suck blood, they suck fat instead. , then what a cute little creature it will be!

24. I treat weight loss negatively, can you disqualify me from being fat?

25. Don’t always talk about weight loss, remember that when my sister was the thinnest, she was only five and a half pounds!

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26. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind-hearted you are, you are just a fat guy.

27. Treat all delicious food as poison and never eat it without looking at it.

28. When walking, your boyfriend can touch your waist.

29. Before I pick the pumpkins, I think of you; before I eat the turkey, I think of your body odor. Thanksgiving is coming soon, are you still the same as before? Let me take the liberty to ask: Sample, have you successfully lost weight?

30. Big S eats one banana a day for 3 weeks. So you see, you just have to be patient. Why can't you when others can? Phrases for losing weight

1. Starvation, if done well, is called weight loss.

2. Bajie went to seek Buddhist scriptures with his master, but he did not lose weight even after eating so many vegetarian meals, which shows that vegetarianism cannot lose weight

3. Don’t expect to lose weight, Bajie goes I haven't seen him lose weight even after traveling thousands of miles, and he is also a vegetarian.

4. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

5. Although eating is easy, it is not appropriate to lose weight. Eat and cherish it.

6. When I was in college, I went to the school hospital for an injection. Two doctors were chatting next to me. One doctor said: The equipment in our hospital should be replaced. Even the knives are too dull to be used. A boy came that day. After I was circumcised, the results were all lace. I held it in next to me, causing complete internal injuries.

7. Being low-key is the best way to show off!

8. For those who can’t keep their mouth shut and can’t move their legs, if they don’t continue to gain weight, they have already lost weight!

9. Memory is like rotten leaves, those fresh and green ones have long been buried in the front part of the time scale, and only the overwhelming rotten smell remains at the end of the time scale.

10. The great cause of losing weight is always thought of after eating and drinking.

11. Losing weight is too tiring, so just gain weight in your own style.

12. When it comes to weight loss, fat people usually yell and thin people do it.

13. I am not Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

14. Even if you are really sad, really lost, really reluctant, you can still pretend that everything is fine

15. If you don’t have a heart to learn, you will have trouble. A person who is destined to fail a course has a desire to lose weight, but he is born to be a foodie

16. The teacher said: Sitting cross-legged can help you lose weight. Is this true? ! !

17. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

18. Every time you lose weight, in fact, you lose weight.

19. Checking the time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how much longer you can sleep.

20. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has a hidden secret

21. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

22. One day I went to a Tieba forum and saw a post titled: Why do I feel cold after taking a flight? A violent recovery: because this skill is on cooldown.

23. Man, you said I was fat and I lost weight. You said I was ugly and I had plastic surgery. Do you think I would still choose you when I lost weight and became beautiful?

24. Man, you said I was fat. I lost weight and you said I was ugly. I had plastic surgery and you said I was poor. I went to earn it. When I lose weight, become beautiful and have money, do you think I will still choose you?

25. A man quitting smoking is the same as a woman losing weight, forever. There is always a tomorrow

26. You said he is gentle and loving to you, but I don’t think I can learn from it.

27. You say I am fat, I lose weight! You say I am ugly, I have plastic surgery! You say I am poor, I will earn it! When I lose weight, become beautiful, and become rich, do you think I am still good? Will I choose you?

28. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy

29. You will find out one day that the name of life is futility

30. Wallet, wallet, don’t lose weight, okay? How cute to be chubby, right?

31. Please tell me, should all fat people lose weight?

32. People are forced out! Grandpas come from grandsons!

33. If you hate me, I don’t mind at all. I don’t live to please you.

34. If a generous heart makes you fat, then jealousy will definitely help you lose weight.

35. If there is an afterlife, I will be born on National Day and die on Qingming Festival. When I was born, the whole world celebrated. When I died, the whole world was grieving.

36. My roommates were all sleeping, and I was watching jokes in bed. I didn’t dare to laugh out loud for fear of disturbing my roommates, so I covered my mouth with the quilt, but my body was still twitching. Suddenly, the brother on the upper bunk threw a pack of tissues down.

37. How painful it is for a foodie to lose weight

38. There are two me in the world, one is a foodie, and the other is me who really wants to lose weight.

39. The promised gift is still at the bottom of my suitcase.

40. In order for you to hold me, I will lose weight starting from today.

41. Why do you lose weight just to make your eyes comfortable but make your mouth uncomfortable?

42. My fatness is temporary, but losing weight is easy: your shortness is lifelong Yes, it is difficult to gain height

43. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out!

44. We go to class to get out of class, and we go to school for vacation. Without such a great belief to support us, I can’t imagine how we would have the courage to come to school.

45. I said I wanted to take drugs and you said no. I said I wanted to harm myself and you said no. I said I wanted to lose weight and you said no. I said I wanted to be with you and you said no.

46. I want to become a fat man. Reduce weight again. Let you know that there is no mercy for those who can lose weight just because they say it!

47. I am losing weight, but I am not dieting or exercising. I am using my mind to lose weight.

48. If you think you are fat but refuse to lose weight, just think of people who are fatter than you. This is a great comfort. If you can't find anyone fatter than you, just fend for yourself!

49. After decades of hard work, eating returns to before losing weight.

50. A person is nice and has no scruples. He can laugh when he wants and cry when he wants. Embrace yourself. Only you know sadness.

51. Sometimes I am so nervous that I can hit the wall.

52. On my eighteenth-year-old coming-of-age ceremony, he gave me a weight-loss card, "Girl, don't get fat anymore," and I cried immediately

53. In the workplace Zhongji should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude that makes others die wherever he goes.

54. I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you, but I did it on purpose.

55. The person who truly loves you is the one who won’t let you stay up late, will never despise you for being fat, and won’t allow you to blindly lose weight. The person who won’t let you catch a cold during your menstrual period won’t be right

56. I just want to work hard for a year to counterattack the top students, lose weight, grow long hair, get rid of the habit of swearing, get rid of my bad temper, and become worthy of you

57. Do you know the reason for losing weight? Losing weight is for Eat again

58. I went to the ATM to deposit money at noon. When I was queuing, the beautiful woman behind asked me: Is this a deposit? Um.

I just want to withdraw money. You want to deposit anyway, so why not give me the money so that we don't have to queue up. As soon as I thought about it, I thought it made sense, so I gave her the money. Inspirational quotes for weight loss

Inspirational quotes for weight loss

1. Beauty, what’s the use of losing a little weight? Don’t listen to other people’s hypocritical remarks. You seem to Lost a little weight. What's the use of being thinner? Just listen to others say, wow! You are so beautiful!!! That's how beautiful you are.

2. Xu Xiyuan eats one banana a day for three weeks. So you see, you just have to be patient. Why can't you when others can?

3. Do you just like others to point out your ugly figure? Just like watching the boy you like being snatched away by the girl you hate? Do you just like to stuff your thick legs into baggy pants every day? Do you just like to wear tight-fitting clothes and sweat profusely while walking under the scorching sun? Do you like the ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can’t fit into? Women of this weight have no future! Just be tough on yourself! Why do you like eating so much? Are you having sex with meat or something?

4. Do you like watching the boy you like being snatched away by the girl you hate?

5. A woman who loves to eat! If you love eating more, if you take one less bite, what will happen? Can you die? Ever since you were little, have you ever been at a disadvantage?

6. Don’t just fantasize about losing weight without making any efforts.

7. Beauty, what’s the use of losing a little weight? Don’t listen to other people’s false remarks that you seem to have lost a little weight. What’s the use of being thinner! Just listen to what others say, wow! You are so beautiful! That would be so beautiful!

8. You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you makes me lose my appetite.

9. If you slim down your face, you will save a lot of cosmetics.

10. When Mona Lisa saw you, she stopped smiling; when Concubine Yang saw you, she became drunk and acted recklessly; when Xi Shi saw you, she did weight loss exercises; when Wu Zetian saw you, she stopped being arrogant; Athena When I see you, I am so jealous that I am stupid. Happy Women’s Day!

11. How can a person who can’t even control his own weight control his life? .

12. You don’t dare to grin when taking pictures, right? You don’t dare to wear light-colored pants, right? This is the biggest sorrow of fat people! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because while she is trying to persuade you to eat more to take care of your body, she herself is making excuses not to eat as much as possible! Even if you eat it, it’s still vegetarian, and it’s symbolic! no way! Thin guy! Small stomach! If you don’t restrain yourself, you will envy others for the rest of your life!

13. Even if you survive the entire harsh winter in expectation and anxiety, the next season may not be spring.

14. You know, it is difficult to say to the shopkeeper whether there are XL, XXL, or XXXL clothes; but the clothes here are too fat. But he can say it confidently.

15. If you want to be thin, you have to pay a price. If you can’t bear it, you will continue to hang out in the ranks of fat people.

16. In fact, losing weight means eating less and moving more. Choose a method you believe in, stick to it, and it will work. I suspected it was useless from the beginning.

17. Even if you don’t lose weight now, the money saved will have to be used to buy medicines for heart disease, stroke, high blood pressure, and diabetes in the future. It’s still not cost-effective.

18. If you want to lose weight, don’t make excuses for yourself. Will you die if you are more decisive?

19. Overeating is a shameful behavior and a waste of national food. Think of those who are hungry!

20. Don’t call others rude when you see them getting fatter!

21. Although I know how to use photoshop, every photo needs to be Photoshopped before it can be archived, which is also very troublesome.

22. The fat man who was just dumped by his boyfriend! Wahahahahaha! You were finally dumped! Your boyfriend is a shitmaker who only eats and poops. You want to get rid of him, right? Are you still binge eating in pain? ! Then just wait for the next man to dump you too!

23. Don’t buy new clothes until you lose weight.

24. I am determined to change my mind and have a beauty transformation.

25. Don’t buy new clothes until you lose weight!

26. Think about the people who have made fun of you for being fat.

27. If you want to lose weight, don’t make excuses for yourself. Will you die if you are decisive?

28. If you tell me that you can’t endure hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should stop losing weight.

29. Hold on, don’t eat. How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat!

30. Only if the desire for a beautiful body outweighs the desire for disappointment can you succeed in losing weight.

Sentences to inspire people to lose weight

1. Every time after a full meal, there is a desire to lose weight.

2. Life becomes more nourishing when you watch beautiful women one by one. Why? Beautiful women naturally call for more than a hundred cars to pick them up and drop them off, letting her choose.

3. There is a kind of girl who only has two things in her mind: eating and losing weight.

4. Make your current boyfriend decent, make your past boyfriend regretful, and make your future boyfriend amazing.

5. Fat people without boyfriends! Do you know why no boyfriend knows! Who wants you if you are so cool? Nowadays, men from the Shape Association are everywhere! Look at the fat on your thighs! Calf muscles! You are a frog but still a toad! Look at those fat arms of yours! Why don't you become a sumo wrestler?

6. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride.

7. If you want to lose weight, don’t make excuses for yourself. Will you die if you are less decisive?

8. If you lose weight, your boyfriend will not want you! Do you think he said you are fat and cute? It’s true that you have just the right physique! You still have no idea! Your boyfriend wants 170CM200J, don’t you look cute?

9. Do you drag your bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide your fatness to squeeze into the bus? Or do you have to risk drifting and drive slowly and be late on a cold day?

10. Think about the sisters who support you!

11. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after she loses weight!

12. Do you just like others to point out your ugly figure?

13. Hold on, don’t eat. How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat!

14. I like my shadow in the sunset, it makes me look tall and thin.

15. She herself makes excuses not to eat! Even if you eat it, it’s still vegetarian, and it’s a bit symbolic! No way! People are thin and thin! Small stomach! Otherwise, you can suppress yourself and envy other people all your life!