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Kneel for a classic dialogue in a Cantonese movie, about 5 minutes, which can be funny or a confession of love.

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There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. Your sword cut my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to put a deadline on this love, I hope so. . . Ten thousand years!

2 Beijing edition

I think there was a moment when Boh really fell in love with me. Dude, I'm too awesome to take you seriously. Do you think I am a grandson? It was not until that girl ran away with someone else that I remembered: I am such a fucking fool! ! Your blade has fallen on my neck for a long time. When will you help me bleed? If I can forgive us young people who have slipped again, I will kneel in front of you and pretend to be a grandson again, ensuring that you can say "wife, my buddy still wants to hit on you!" " ! "If I have to make a gesture in front of my buddies today, I'll add a so-called adverbial of time to ya:-Dude, did you say it would take ten thousand years?

A long time ago, in Guang Chen, there was a sincere love in front of Wu Le, and my eyes were black. I made a mess of myself, and finally I didn't love Iraq. Anything was fine. Brother Nong's knife, put it on my head and neck, hold your head high, and open it! ! Bagutiya, can you tell me another thing? I will get a little girl, I love Nong! As before, I will fall in love with Guang Chen Aiko. I hope this is a complicated year! ! ! ! ! !

Tianjin version said it was a while ago, but there is a real feeling in front of me. I was unlucky and didn't take it seriously. When it disappeared, I woke up and was bored. Alas, I can't help it. The most embarrassing thing in the world is being borrowed. Why don't you put a knife around my neck, huh? ! But if God can let me do it again, I will tell you that I am throwing caution to the wind! I want to say three words to that girl: "I tolerate you!" " If you have to beg for help, it is estimated that it will take ten thousand years.

There was once a pure love of a thief in the Northeast Edition, which was placed in front of me. I didn't take it seriously until it was gone. I found that the most wronged thing in the world is like this. If God gives me another chance, I want to say to that man, "I don't want you!" " "If you have to give it a whole year, I hope this year is-ten thousand years!

6 Jiangsu Nantong Edition has been in front of me for some time. I am a dead man. I ate a turtle. It was empty. How could I not know how to cherish it? The worst dead pole in the world is the road pole. Girl, you know, I suck, but I'm fine. Oh, honey. I can't live with regrets now anyway. I also know that when you see my eyes, my eyebrows will grow out, so you cut my neck with a knife and pulled it down! What did you say?/Sorry? ! !

A long time ago, I had a serious relationship here, and my mind was full of shit. I thought it was important. As a result, I can rest. Now I regret being more than one meter tall, and I can't talk to myself in a hurry. If God cares for me and gives me another chance, I believe I will be happy. I'll tell my Pangxi, hey, I'm interested in you. Can we talk? If you have to set a date, it will be ten thousand years. I can't get tired of it.

There used to be a piano in Guangdong Edition, but it was a piano, but it was a piano, but it was a piano, but it was a piano, and it was a piano. Yuchi, oh, the machine is wrong. Hey, Le Mansby, oh, how to get rid of fatigue, oh, fruit is better than looking for sundries, oh, mouth is better than love to form Amanda.

I remember I didn't have a class with a girl, but I was sincere anyway. I don't know if it's because I'm out of my mind or for the water. Later, I don't know if I regret it. You asked me to meet that girl again in the future. I have to tell her: I am a sister-in-law. I have to ask her. I have been playing for 10 thousand years, a long time.

10 Wuhan Edition Long ago, there was a girl standing in front of Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu dared to cherish it. I really regret such a short time! ! ! If god let Lao tze fire again; I want to tell her two words: stand up! ! ! If you ask Lao Tzu for it; How long has she been standing? I hope it's ten thousand years. ...

1 1 Chongqing Edition In those two years, there was such a solid emotional mol in front of Laozi, and Laozi did not pour it out. When I come to ask for money, his turtle's life will be ruined! ! ! ! The most uncomfortable thing in the world is under your nose. But if God gives me another chance, I will definitely say to her, "I love you!

12 English version

I once let the most sincere love slip away from my eyes. I realized it was too late to regret it. There is nothing more painful in the world. If only God would give me another chance. I will say to that girl, I love you. If I have to add a deadline, I hope it is ... ten thousand years.

13 Jiangxi Xingguo Edition

In 2008, a true love was placed in front of Ai 'an, and Ai Mao cherished it. When AI was stolen, she regretted calling it a draw, and Ning took the job the most painfully. Hey, pick up the sword and cut Ai and read the pie! Bird cut hesitated! If God can give Ai another chance, Ai Wai will dig three statues: I love you. If you must love Gaga, I hope so. . . . . . Ten thousand years.

14 Tangshan Edition

There was a girl who was very kind to me before. I didn't take it seriously at that time, but now I regret it. I regret it to death. If God gives me another chance, I will go to that girl's house and say, I don't want you! If I have to take an oath, I'll beat her up and say, what happened to ten thousand years?

15 Lanzhou dialect

There used to be a beautiful and bright feeling in front of me, and I didn't care until one day I regretted smashing Kangzi's land and had dug up the tide. Put Chuna's knife rest around our necks and give it to a hazel sand! What happened? Come on, come on, come on If God lets me join the league again, I will definitely send a few words to the girl: I like you old! If the harm group is not clear, it is necessary to add a time limit to only one emotion. I think it's a long time-

16 Changsha Dialect Edition

I don't know how many good leaks I put into my mouth at that time. I took the risk, and now I have taken the risk. I regret it most. I took the risk more irritably than the state leaked it. If the heavenly king Lao Tzu has pity on me, I will tell that girl that I like you! (Changsha dialect doesn't have I love you)

17 Kunming Edition-

There is a frank and knotted love in front of me. I am Mu Kelipi. It's sad to miss it. I can't stand it. I'm afraid this is the most boring thing for people. If God gives me another chance, I will say to this woman-I love you. Do you want to add a time limit to this love? I hope it's ten thousand years.

18 Sichuan Edition

Shit! ! Lao tze is begging for mo Tang Ming! ! In the past year (that year), a girl put her unrequited love in front of Laozi. I pretended to be a melon, and she didn't even look. Now she is at ease, and the melon is up! If I do it again, I swear that the "fairy board" will never cut off a "village girl" again. If you ignore this, you are a turtle son.