A joke that makes people laugh to death

The wonderful junior high school is finally over. When I left, my classmates and teachers left messages for me!

Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

Wang Xiaohua: I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me!

Dog remnant: I have always believed your famous saying,' School is a garbage dump'.

Now we are finally picked up from the garbage.

Cui Hua: I finally graduated. I'm not afraid of you pulling my hair anymore!

Wang Mazi: Haha! Brother, we graduated like this. I don't think you will forget me. Ever since I met you, you are the last one and I am the second one, brother!

Chinese class representative: I'm finally free now. Every time I read your composition, I have an impulse to commit suicide!

R for physical education class: Look at you! You are the best person in our class! Every time you skip class and jump out of the window, you are as agile as a monkey.

Math class representative: I suggest you never go into business after graduation! You can't count at all! Your math score has never exceeded 20 points. You can say that 3+7 equals 2 1.

Geographical representative: Don't say I am your classmate after graduation! I can't lose this man. And! The area of China is 9.6 million square kilometers, not 9.6 million square meters!

Chemical representative: I tell you again now that sulfuric acid is not used for splashing!

Political lesson representative: I believe you will never be an official in your life. Theory of Three Represents is not a representative of Chinese class, English class and math class! You idiot!

English class representative: Don't talk to foreigners if you have the chance to meet them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

Biology class representative: You single-celled animal, I just said that sperm looks like tadpoles. You don't have to point to tadpoles all over the pond and say to me, "Look, it's all sperm!" "

Art class representative: You are the most abstract painter I have ever seen. I asked you to draw an egg, but you drew a triangle!

Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

Teacher: I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What worries me is, who will be the next unlucky teacher?