The lines of Yu Qi's Reciting Texts?

It's a classic cross talk, the first cross talk I heard when I was a child! Teacher Liu Zhimin from the Central Primary School of Shanhetun Forestry Bureau compiled the following lines through the recording of cross talk:

1: (Surprised) Oops! There you are.

2: ah, here it is.

1: I haven't seen you for a long time.

2: more than half a year.

1: (exaggeratedly) You missed me!

2: Really?

1: can that be a lie?

2: Look!

1: I miss you every day!

2: Oh, miss me every day.

1: I think what you want-

2: How about it?

1: I can't remember who you are!

2: This … this one didn't miss me at all.

1: this is a joke with you.

2: Oh, just kidding.

1: Can I miss you?

2: what?

1: We grew up together,

2: In ...

1: We grew up naked!

2: (angrily) who is it? I grew up with him? Does it make sense?

1: I mean playing together every day.

2: Ah, that's true.

1: I haven't played together for more than half a year since I transferred to another school, have I?

2: well, it's been more than half a year.

1: it's not easy to meet!

2: hey, I said, why don't you come to my house today?

1: What are you playing?

2: playing table tennis.

1: Oh, playing table tennis?

2: ah.

1: no!

2: no ... don't you like playing table tennis?

1: Love is love, and you can't fight now.

2: how about you come to my house and play chess?

1: what chess?

2: playing chess?

1: Oh, playing chess?

2: ah.

1: no!

2: no ... don't you like playing chess?

1: Love is love, we can't do it now.

2: Hey, I said,

1: Huh?

2: how about reading picture books at my house?

1: Oh, reading picture books?

2: ah!

1: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......

2: It's ok this time.

1: no!

2: No ... I said you were sick. What happened to you?

1: Why are you sick?

2: why don't you play anything today?

1: I haven't memorized the text yet.

2: Oh, haven't you recited the text yet?

1: ah.

2: That's all right. Why don't you come to my house and play for a while? Is it different to recite later?

1: that won't do!

2: what?

1: I used to think so, playing every day.

2: Yes

1: Playing table tennis, playing chess and reading picture books. After playing, I rushed to class to recite, and I was dumbfounded.

2: by the way, just having fun!

1: Take the other day for example!

2: what?

1: I lost the old man in class!

2: yes?

1: hmm!

2: what's the matter?

1: Hey, don't mention it. My face burns when I mention it.

2: hi! I also know that I have a fever! Tell me what happened.

1: that's the thing. Teacher Wang that day.

2: Miss Wang?

1: Ah, the teacher surnamed Wang.

2: isn't this nonsense? Is the surname Li still teacher Li?

1: Oh, Miss Li.

2: What Miss Li! I said which teacher Wang are you?

1: It is our head teacher.

2: Oh, class teacher.

1: he's amazing!

2: that's good!

1: If he leaves any homework, no one can finish it.

2: What lessons did he leave for you?

1: recite the text.

2: which lesson to recite?

1: Lesson 17 Proverbs.

2: Oh, proverbs?

1: ah.

2: it's easy to recite!

1: Good back?

2: one * * * only 1 sentences! What is meant by "careful calculation, steady flow of water", "If the knife is not sharpened, it will rust, and if people don't study, they will fall behind" and "An open-minded person will learn to be one in ten, and a proud person will learn to be one in ten".

1: Yes, this is the lesson!

2: It's easy to memorize.

1: what's good? I'm unlucky in this class.

2: so what happened?

1: As soon as the class started that day, Teacher Wang said-

2: What are you talking about?

1: (imitating the teacher's tone) Students, study in groups this afternoon. We have to memorize the whole text of Lesson 17. We will have a spot check in class tomorrow.

2: Then hurry up and recite it.

1: Go home from school,

2: How about it?

1: I went to the group with my schoolbag on my back after lunch.

2: So what time does the group study in the afternoon?

1: It starts at two o'clock and ends at half past three.

2: why did you go so early?

1: Go early and learn early!

2: That's right!

1: When I went to the group, they both came.

2: oh, there are two other students.

1: hmm. I put down my schoolbag, took out my Chinese book and turned to lesson 17. I just read two words "Proverbs",

2: How about it?

1: I heard someone shout: Yu Qi, would you like to play table tennis?

2: who called you?

1: group leader.

2: don't fight.

1: what?

2: I haven't recited the text yet!

1: nothing! Is it different to recite after playing?

2: Is it the same?

1: ah, it's only half past one.

2: right.

1: I study at two o'clock, and I can't recite it for another hour and a half until the study time.

2: by the way, it's a ***1 sentences.

1: fight!

2: Go ahead.

1: I took out my ping-pong ball and racket from my schoolbag, and both of them tore down the door at home.

2: I said, why open the door?

1: when the case.

2: Oh, when the table tennis case.

1: Ah, I found another pole.

2: Why?

1: Are you crossing the net?

2: It's really good for you.

1: I let them play first after everything is set.

2: Look, the style is quite high.

1: I went up after they played for a round.

2: Hey, how did you play?

1: (proudly) once I get up, I can't get down!

2: Really?

1: ah! They can't!

2: Look!

1: You can't beat me!

2: I'm excited, and this one is still here.

1: They are a fat man and a thin man. I will walk him when I fight the fat man.

2: Why walk him?

1: He is fat! Stupid! Hey, I had a ball on my left and a ball on my right, and soon the fat man wheezed.

2: hi! That's a lot of heart!

1: the fat man goes down and the thin man comes up.

2: You can't beat a thin man!

1: what?

2: dexterous!

1: (carelessly) dexterity is no good!

2: what?

1: I won't let him breathe!

2: No breathing?

1: alas. I smoke as soon as the thin man comes up!

2: yo-ho!

1: (learning the sound of table tennis) "Ben"! Ben! Ben! "Ben" (wondering) Oh?

2: what's the matter?

1: then, why is that thin man gone?

2: Oh, there are no players left?

1: Yes, where is that man?

2: Exactly!

1: oh! Get down!

2: why did you get down?

1: I'm stunned!

2: hi! They really can't beat him!

1: I can't beat him, but I'm still not satisfied!

2: Really?

1: ah, you have to fight!

2: Go ahead.

1: The more they lose, the more they get angry, the more they lose, and the more they want to play.

2: then play with him?

1: I can't play.

2: what?

1: It's half past four.

2: ... played all afternoon?

1: ah! I haven't recited the text yet!

2: what should I do?

1: The group leader said,

2: What are you talking about?

1: hey, let's not study this afternoon, just recite the meeting by ourselves at night.

2: That's right.

1: Yes! Go home!

2: Go home!

1: I went home with my schoolbag on my back, and I took out my Chinese book on the way.

2: why?

1: I'm going to read while walking.

2: Oh, are you working hard on the horse race?

1. Just after reading two words "proverbs", I heard someone shout, "Hey, Yu Qi, how about playing chess?"

2: who called you again?

1: The children in the neighborhood next door.

2: Oh, the neighbor's children.

1: hmm!

2: don't go.

1: what?

2: I haven't recited the text yet!

1: nothing! After the rain, it's different to recite!

2: can that be the same?

1: it's five o'clock at most.

2: oh yes, five o'clock.

1: It's over an hour before dinner! Can't I recite such a simple text?

2: Can you recite it?

1: down!

2: get off!

1: I took out the chessboard pieces from my schoolbag.

2: Hey, why do you have everything in this bag?

1: Ah, this is my "assorted bag".

2: What is a "assorted schoolbag"?

1: It means everything.

2: oh.

1: hey. You want to play, you come and get it!

2: Who's playing? I'm such a big guy. What do I play with that?

1: On the roadside, we laid the chessboard and set the pieces, and the two of us killed each other!

2: hey!

1: The first set-

2: How was it?

1: "Bang Bang Bang" is finished in a few steps!

2: Really?

1: hmm! I have one army and one horse left.

2: What about him?

1: He's only one scholar and one veteran!

2: didn't I lose to you?

1: well, he still refuses to accept it!

2: yes?

1: (proudly) I can't refuse to obey him! The second set is faster! "Bang Bang Bang" didn't take a few steps and he was finished again!

2: What's wrong?

1: I have only one horse, one gun and one soldier crossing the river.

2: what about him?

1: He is only one scholar and one veteran!

2: Well, he lost the game even worse!

1: he still refuses!

2: Let's have another plate!

1: He can't do the third set either!

2: yes?

1: Without two steps in the third set, his "cannon" was gone!

2: Have you eaten the cannon?

1: Ah, less than three steps later, his tears came down!

2: Are you crying?

1: I ate his army!

2: You have to give way to others.

1: Give him a break? I won't let you!

2: what?

1: I am even more excited when I see that his "army" is gone!

2: Look.

1: Organize an attack immediately, and I will "jump into the trough"-"beep"! General!

2: what about him?

1: he is biased towards "veteran".

2: shoot veteran?

1: I'm "leading the army"-"will"!

2: dead?

1: not dead.

2: what?

1: He put the veteran in his pocket!

2: hi! Can that die?

1: he still refuses!

2: let's have another plate.

1: I'm not coming.

2: why don't you come?

1: I can't even see the chess pieces!

2: I can't see ... well, it's getting dark!

1: I haven't eaten yet!

2: hurry home!

1: hurry home! After dinner, I took out the table tennis racket chessboard pieces again!

2: Stop pulling it out!

1: hmm?

2: Still playing?

1: Who is playing?

2: What are you doing here if you don't play?

1: am I looking for a book?

2: Oh, yes, I forgot the "assorted schoolbag".

1: I took out my Chinese book and turned to Lesson 17. Just after I read two words "Proverbs", I heard someone shout, "Yu Qi, read the picture book!"

2: who called you again?

1: The child in the south room of our hospital.

2: Oh, read picture books.

1: Call me to his house to read picture books every night.

2: don't look at it tonight.

1: what?

2: You haven't recited the text all day!

1: (nonchalantly) Nothing! It's different to recite after reading it!

2: how can it be the same? What time is it now?

1: !

2: You still watch it at eight o'clock so late?

1: I'll just watch it for half an hour, and I'll be back at 8: 3.

2: Come back early then!

1: ugh! Look!

2: Look!

1: I was happy as soon as I entered his house!

2: What are you happy about?

1: There is a big pile of picture books on the desk!

2: yes?

1: I picked up a book to have a look!

2: what book?

1: the Monkey King makes a scene in Heaven!

2: hmm! This book is just right for you!

1: I picked up another book after reading it!

2: what book?

1: Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon!

2: hmm, not bad!

1: I picked up another book after reading it!

2: Hmm

1: the Monkey King Three-Tone Banana Fan! After reading it, I picked up another book: the Monkey King vs Niu Mowang

2: I said ...

1: After reading it, I picked up another book! Huaguoshan water curtain cave! After reading it, I picked it up again ...

2: (Interrupting) All right, all right, well, this guy fucked the monkey. It's not over. Are you still?

1: He has too many books at home!

2: You can watch too much.

1: I can't watch it.

2: what?

1: It's 1 o'clock!

2: Is it midnight?

1: I haven't recited the text yet.

2: hurry home!

1. Hurry home, take out your Chinese book and turn to Lesson 17. I just read two words "proverb" ...

2. I heard someone shout, "Yu Qi!"

1: (promise) Hey-what do you want with me?

2: who is looking for you? What do I want with you?

1: didn't you call me?

2: as soon as you say "proverbs", I know you are being greeted. Do you know?

1: Who came to see me at midnight?

2: oh, no one is looking for you?

1: no one is looking for it.

2: hurry up and recite the text!

1: I can't recite it!

2: what?

1: I think the upper eyelid is fighting with the lower eyelid!

2: ok! Sleepy again, this one!

1: I don't think I can remember it by heart now! Just go to bed first!

2: Go to sleep!

1: get up early tomorrow and recite it!

2: That's right!

1: I wound the alarm clock!

2: why are you winding?

1: will you be responsible for sleeping until 12: 3 tomorrow if I don't wind up?

2: I ... I can't take responsibility.

1: dial 6: 3!

2: oh, 6: 3.

1: Tuck the Chinese book under the pillow. Go to bed and get into bed! Fall asleep ...

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